Twitty In The City

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Twitty In The City episodes

July 15 Parenting Back Then Was a Whole Different Game
Strict parents are the main topic in episode 83 of Twitty In The City, and Twitty and Sean are breaking down the childhood rules every old-school kid remembers. From leaving the refrigerator door open to laughing during blessings, slamming doors, running in the house, saying “what,” sitting too close to the TV, and touching the thermostat, this episode is a full nostalgia-comedy trip through the little things that used to get kids in big trouble.
00:00 – Welcome To Twitty In The City
02:00 – The childhood punishment scale
02:30 – Leaving the refrigerator door open
04:15 – Laughing or talking during blessings
06:00 – The silent parent punishment at dinner
07:25 – Slamming doors as a kid
09:00 – Parent karma comes back through your kids
10:00 – Full names, “boy,” and knowing you’re in trouble
11:30 – Running in and out of the house
13:00 – The childhood rule Twitty can’t even remember breaking
15:00 – Not finishing the drink you asked for
16:00 – Cereal milk, clean plates, and wasting food
18:00 – Saying “what?” to your parents
20:00 – Why “what?” still doesn’t fly with strict parents
21:00 – Twitty’s story about saying “what” to his mom
23:00 – When your parent tells you to “say it again”
24:00 – Saying “what” to Grandma
25:00 – When parents got in trouble too
26:00 – Sitting too close to the TV
27:00 – Touching the thermostat
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30 min
July 08 Ordering a Burger at a Mexican Restaurant Is a Crime
A Mexican restaurant order sends Twitty into full referee mode in episode 82 of Twitty In The City. Twitty spots a grown adult ordering a plain cheeseburger and fries at a legit Mexican restaurant, and that one decision turns into a full debate about restaurant etiquette, picky eaters, kids menus, Chinese buffet pizza, and the one friend you can never take anywhere. Drop a comment and tell us: is ordering a burger at a Mexican restaurant a crime or fair game?
00:00 – Twitty Can’t Even Start the Show
01:33 – The Unwritten Rules of Restaurant Orders
02:39 – Why Weird Menu Items Exist
03:16 – The Kids Menu Exception
04:41 – If It’s on the Menu, Can You Order It?
05:36 – The Friend Who Asks Too Many Questions
06:47 – The Yelp Review Food Critic
07:33 – Losing Street Cred Over a Burger
09:22 – Pizza at a Chinese Restaurant Debate
11:21 – American Options vs Restaurant Rules
13:13 – Twitty Becomes the Restaurant Referee
16:04 – Bringing Outside Food Into a Restaurant
23:10 – Allergies, Arguments, and Spite
28:33 – Mexican Food Loyalty
29:15 – Comment If You Know This Friend
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30 min
July 01 Kids Today Have It Harder Than We Did..
In episode 81 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and Sean debate whether kids today actually have it harder than kids did back in the day. From Ring cameras, school emails, AirTags, and Life360 to old-school streetlight rules, savage parent punishments, and getting caught the hard way, this episode breaks down why childhood freedom hits differently now.
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:00 Kids Today Have It Harder Than We Did
02:00 Why Ring cameras would’ve ruined childhood
05:00 Schools emailing parents for being late
07:00 AirTags, watches, phones, and Life360 tracking
08:00 Would your parents tell you they were tracking you?
11:00 Why Life360 would’ve had 90s kids grounded forever
14:00 Does too much surveillance make kids better at lying?
17:00 Old-school parents
19:00 The grandfather clock punishment
20:00 Streetlights, military dads, and coming home on time
21:00 The savage “wave at your friends” punishment
24:00 Dinner table attitude checks and parent mind games
25:00 Closing Say it without saying it.
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27 min
June 24 The Snacks That Defined Our Childhood
In episode 80 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and Sean take a hilarious trip back through the snacks, candy, and drinks that defined childhood. From 90s lunchbox classics like Capri Sun, Gushers, and Fruit Roll-Ups. The conversation turns into a full nostalgia debate about what still hits, what was overrated, and which snacks were worth getting in trouble for.
00:00 — Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:00 — Twitty’s top 90s snacks
02:00 — Where do 80s snacks end and 90s snacks begin?
04:15 — THC’s top candy picks and selling candy as a kid
06:35 — Ferrero Rocher, Almond Roca, and “mom candy” nostalgia
08:15 — The rules of stealing candy and hiding the wrapper
09:45 — Candy bowls, orange slices, and the snacks nobody wanted
11:15 — Little Debbie classics: Honey Buns, Oatmeal Cream Pies, and Swiss Rolls
14:40 — Childhood drinks: Sunny D, Tang, Capri Sun, Hi-C, and Kool-Aid Jammers
17:10 — Tang vs Hawaiian Punch and classic childhood drink rankings
18:10 — Yoo-hoo gets called “chocolate water”
21:40 — Capri Sun changed, and the pouch is not the same anymore
25:00 — Astro Pops, Scooby Snacks, Teddy Grahams, and animal crackers
27:45 — yogurt water
30:00 — Closing Say it without saying it.
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31 min
June 17 The 5 Ways 90s Kids Got Around the Neighborhood
In Episode 79 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and Sean take it back to the childhood days of bikes, and rollerblades. What starts as a nostalgic debate about the 5 ways to get home only 90s kids remember, turns into a funny conversation about neighborhood rules, and how kids used to learn responsibility the hard way.
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:05 Razor Scooter Nostalgia
02:38 5 ways to get around
05:48 Bikes vs Boards and Distance
07:42 Manual Wheels and Curfew
14:30 Two House Window Rule
14:58 Three Mailbox Protocol
18:21 Roller Skates vs Blades
24:54 Transportation Nostalgia
26:32 Closing
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27 min
June 10 Malls Had Something Amazon Can’t Replace
In episode 78 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC debate whether malls need a comeback, why malls feel like time machines, and what made the classic mall experience something online shopping and modern retail can’t replace.
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:08 Should Malls Return?
02:29 Food Court Essentials
03:36 Mall Layout Landmarks
04:36 Escalators In Malls
05:48 Arcade Must Haves
08:17 Kiosks In Malls
13:44 Play Area And Anchor Stores
16:50 Rebuilding Malls Right
17:49 Future Mall Features
26:10 Modern Attractions Ideas
31:42 Closing
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33 min
June 03 Restaurants Don’t Feel Special Anymore
In episode 77 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC debate why old fast food, nostalgic restaurants, and classic food chains used to feel more special than they do today. From KFC buffets, Church’s Chicken, McDonald’s fries, and more!
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:13 Old Vs New Restaurants
01:38 KFC Buffet
03:14 Church’s Chicken Vs Popeyes
04:46 Bojangles Breakfast Edge
05:57 Seafood Fast Food
09:36 Best Fast Food Fries
13:35 Texas Roadhouse Vs Olive Garden
14:31 Olive Garden Breadsticks
15:18 Appetizer Rankings Debate
16:23 Breakfast Chains (Best One)
23:28 Ice Cream Vs Frozen Dessert
30:21 Closing

31 min
May 27 Would You Rather Questions for People Who Miss the 90s
In episode 76 of Twitty in the City, Twitty, THC, and producer Sean answer nostalgic Would You Rather questions covering 90s nostalgia, old school music, classic movies, and more! This episode turns simple questions into funny generational arguments!
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
02:35 Would You Rather Music
04:44 Movies Rewatch Debate
07:36 90s Loop vs 2000s
12:27 Parents vs Kids Playlist
18:02 Food Seasoning vs Sauces
18:17 Seasoning Versus Sauce
19:54 Seafood Needs Old Bay
22:17 Butter Cheat Code
23:31 Cable Or All Streaming
33:58 Closing

36 min
May 20 Why You’re Probably Nastier Than You Think
In episode 75 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC break down a list of how often you’re “supposed” to replace or clean everyday items around the house, and things get personal fast. From bedroom hygiene and bathroom routines to kitchen leftovers, old spices, dish sponges, HVAC filters and mattresses, they compare the official recommendations to what people actually do in real life. This episode of Twitty in the City exposes the household habits everyone argues about but nobody wants to admit.
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:23 Bedroom Hygiene
03:29 How Nasty Is Your Bathroom
11:00 Kitchen Cleanliness
13:52 The Brown Sugar Callout
19:03 HVAC Filters and Home Upkeep
22:12 Mattress Lifespan Reality Check
24:06 Wrap Up

27 min
May 13 Why Shopping Isn’t Fun Anymore
In episode 74 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC dive into a nostalgic discussion about old-school shopping, Kmart, outlet stores, mall culture, and why “lazy business shopping” has taken over. Shopping used to be an event, but now grocery stores, malls, outlet stores, and retail shopping feel completely different.
From riding in the bottom of the grocery cart as a kid, to getting dressed up just to go to Sears, to meeting up by the fake plant in the food court, this episode breaks down how shopping used to feel like a full experience. Twitty and THC also get into the legendary flex of saying you got something “from the Nike store at the outlet store,” why Kmart had loyal customers, how Walmart may have taken over, and whether Kmart could actually make a comeback.
00:00 Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:35 Grocery Store Cart Rides
05:27 Dress Standards For Shopping
07:59 Food Court Meetups
09:09 Kmart Popcorn Era
11:27 Outlet Store Flex
15:31 Food Corners No Benches
18:16 Lazy Shopping Era
22:00 Kmart Comeback Dreams
25:44 Wrap Up

27 min

About Twitty In The City

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A comedian and a radio DJ, what more do you need. Join two guys who meet by chance as they sit down each week to chat about everything under the sun. Whether it's cultural quirks, everyday life absurdities, or personal situations that keep us all on our toes. Twitty In The City is a mix of humor, raw honesty, and conversations you have with your friends or will after listening. We’ll bring on guests, answer questions, and share a lot of laughs along the way.