We did it guys; your two bookends are finally finished with Sonic High School and can move on with the important things in life. Eight episodes were about 7 more than I wanted to do after the first week, but we’re nothing if not dedicated to this stupidity. For such a long chapter, not tooContinue reading "Episode 32 – Graduation day at Sonic’s Hole"

It’s the penultimate episode on Sonic High School your bookends will ever do. This week we’ll be reading Chapters 23 and 24, it’s been 7 episodes on this abortion of a fanfic, and my god does it feel like many, many more. Shadow the hedgehog finds out the cause of his funeral faux pas wasContinue reading "Episode 31 – Anacondas in the Ovary Office (feat. Smash Mouth)"

It’s the penultimate episode on Sonic High School your bookends will ever do. This week we’ll be reading Chapters 23 and 24, it’s been 7 episodes on this abortion of a fanfic, and my god does it feel like many, many more. Shadow the hedgehog finds out the cause of his funeral faux pas wasContinue reading "Episode 31 – Anacondas in the Ovary Office (feat. Smash Mouth)"

Spelunking in the caves beneath the mountains of madness yet again, your Bookend Boys Peter and Louis read chapters 20-22 of the twisted fever dream that is Sonic High school, with the end looming tantalisingly close. After being confronted with the apparent cheating of his true GirlFriend (sic) Amy, Sonic abandons her to stay inContinue reading "Episode 30 – Impromptu Funeral Dressage"

Spelunking in the caves beneath the mountains of madness yet again, your Bookend Boys Peter and Louis read chapters 20-22 of the twisted fever dream that is Sonic High school, with the end looming tantalisingly close. After being confronted with the apparent cheating of his true GirlFriend (sic) Amy, Sonic abandons her to stay inContinue reading "Episode 30 – Impromptu Funeral Dressage"

It’s that time again bookend fans, where your boys Peter and Louis take it upon themselves to tackle chapters 17-19 of Sonic High School, even though nobody asked them too and frankly everyone would be happier if they just stopped. This time Sonic is forced to thank a deaf lunch woman for her house breakingContinue reading "Episode 29 – A Crocodile Penis Depression"

It’s that time again bookend fans, where your boys Peter and Louis take it upon themselves to tackle chapters 17-19 of Sonic High School, even though nobody asked them too and frankly everyone would be happier if they just stopped. This time Sonic is forced to thank a deaf lunch woman for her house breakingContinue reading "Episode 29 – A Crocodile Penis Depression"

Join us friends; high school calls. However, while our spirits are willing, our minds are gradually being reduced to the consistency of good old Grandma Bookend’s famous kedgeree dish. This week we read chapters 13-16 of the McDonalds endorsed masterpiece Sonic High School, where oh so much happens… Shadow goes on a drive involving racialContinue reading "Episode 28 – Skatman Omega"

Join us friends; high school calls. However, while our spirits are willing, our minds are gradually being reduced to the consistency of good old Grandma Bookend’s famous kedgeree dish. This week we read chapters 13-16 of the McDonalds endorsed masterpiece Sonic High School, where oh so much happens… Shadow goes on a drive involving racialContinue reading "Episode 28 – Skatman Omega"

This week your bookends continue their trip into the heart of darkness that is the insanity of Sonic High School. Where Bats and Chameleons have sex in science hats, and anything is possible. Together we learn high tier sex moves from a horny chameleon, Louis has a mental breakdown when he invents a new wordContinue reading "Episode 26 – Big Boobed Bat With Bra Has Butt Baby"