Two Cousins One Chat

Two Cousins One Chat

By Ben Kempster & Kristy HorneComedy
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  • 59. Throw Another Shrimp (Prawn!) on the Barbie

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    G’day everyone! In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy are as Aussie as a sausage sizzle out the front of Bunnings on a Sunday! 

     Fresh off a very recent cousin catch-up in Melbourne with laneway adventures, Tims-toasties, and a bit of classic Gogg & McGoch in the Royal Arcade, they’re bang on headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of Aussie sayings.

    🇦🇺 From “G’day mate” to “flat out like a lizard drinking,” this one’s basically a love letter to all things Aussie. 🍤 And of course… the big one: Throw Another Shrimp on the Barbie (even though we don’t say shrimp, we don’t put prawns on the barbie, and let’s be honest — it’s usually just snags or bangers).

    Then they take things global with their top international sayings, attempting them in the native language (please brace yourself) before translating and rating their faves. Its a bit of a dogs breakfast but with plenty of laughs, a few linguistic disasters, its fair-dinks enough Aussie slang to last you ’til next Christmas, this episode is a bloody ripper. 

    You’ll finish it by saying “fair dinkum,” whether you’re Aussie or not. Honest  that’s no bull!

    And if you’ve got a cracking saying from your country (or your family!), jump onto the Two Cousins One Chat Facebook page, the cousins want to hear it.

    Good onya mate. See ya next time!

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    34 min
  • 58. May Your Life Be Full of Colour, with Anna Blatman

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    In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy are joined by one of Melbourne’s most loved artists,  the joyful, delightful and always creative Anna Blatman 🎨

    From her bold florals and birds to her uplifting motto “May your life be full of colour,” Anna’s art has inspired homes, hearts, and even school classrooms across Australia. From The Block to Officeworks and even our own social feed, her work is instantly recognisable.

    Anna shares how she first picked up a paintbrush over 30 years ago, what still sparks her creativity today, and why she keeps her studio a strictly “no bad vibes” zone, even when she’s mid-brushstroke! Plus, we chat about seeing her art come to life in people’s homes, how school kids in Clare helped create something special, and what’s next in her world of colour.

    It’s bright, it’s inspiring, and it’ll leave you smiling and perhaps wanting to paint your own masterpiece!

    Links for Anna Blatman

    • Website: https://www.annablatman.com/
    • Instagram: @annablatman

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    33 min
  • 57. I Would Never Do That Now!

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    In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy take another trip down memory lane and straight into the category of “I would never do that now” .

    It’s all about the things we did as kids (or in our wild wild 20s) that we would just hands down never ever do now.

    🚲 Kristy confesses to late-night bike rides with a dodgy dynamo light she absolutely hated, underage nightclub appearances, and even lighting her mum’s cigarettes as a kid (yep, different times folks!).

    🍻 Ben admits he wasn’t exactly adventurous, but he did his fair share of questionable choices, from cheap booze binges and country road trips in the back of a ute (sans seat belts), to swiping ciggies from his teacher’s handbag. This is a true story!

    Between recent holidays, Adelaide’s City to Bay run, and the new 36ers’ NBL season, the cousins warm up before diving into this nostalgic list of “absolutely never again’zzzzz.” 

    Of course with loads of laughs and a massive dose of “we sound so bloody ancient,” this one will have you cringing, nodding, and remembering your own “I would never do that now’s” 

    P.S. We’ve got a special guest coming up next episode, the amazing artist Anna Blatman. Bright colours, happy vibes, and some creative inspo you won’t want to miss!

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    31 min
  • 56. Research Roulette: Aussie "Big Things" & Beer

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    In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy hit the research roulette wheel and swap topics for a deep dive, colds, sniffles, and all. Yes, we might have sounded a bit like congested detectives, but we powered through.

    🎡 Ben’s mission? Crack open Australia’s love affair with all the Aussie Big Things, from the Big Banana to Ben's fav the Giant Rocking Horse and figure out why over a thousand of these massive icons have weaved their way into Aussie DNA.

    🍺 Kristy’s challenge? Trace the history of beer.  From ancient bubbling brews in faraway lands she struggles to pronounce to fancy craft beer culture and the frothy place it holds in Aussie hearts including the Aussie Shandy!

    With a just a dash of research plus a few detours, this episode proves that even with blocked noses, we can still serve up peak cousin banter coughs and all!

    P.S. who do you think nailed it? Let us know.

    Links:

    Nhill's Flying Past with 100 year old Mervyn Schneider OAM

    NGV French Impressionism - Melbourne 

    Big Things Australia

    Living Legends

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    30 min
  • 55. Tour de France 2025 Special with Mike Tomalaris

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    It’s that time of year again, the lycra is out, the mountains are calling, and the sleep deprivation is real (if you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, anyway)!

    In this special Tour de France episode, cycling broadcaster Mike Tomalaris returns to chat with Ben and Kristy about all things TDF 2025.  From the Grand Départ in Lille, to key stages to watch, we chat about the  “old school” type course for 2025, also the riders to keep your eyes on, and who he thinks could wear yellow in Paris.

    We also talk about gravel riding, Mike’s special upcoming TDF events, and yes, the weirdest things he’s seen on the side of the road during the Tour. Its hilarious!

    🟡 TDF predictions
     🏔️ Stage picks (hello Mont Ventoux!)
     🚴 Best teams + riders
     🎧 Behind the scenes of The Domestiques podcast
    🇫🇷 A Phil Liggett chat Kristy won’t forget

    Guest: Mike Tomalaris, Cycling broadcaster, commentator, and co-host of The Domestiques podcast.

    • Tour de France
    • Mike Tomalaris
    • The Domestiques Podcast
    • Mikes TDF Events - heres the Link to book

    📌 PS: If you’re in the Southern Hemisphere… July is a write-off. Sleep in August.

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     Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat

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    39 min
  • 54. Why Heritage Music Still Rocks & Icons That Never Fade

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    Why Heritage Music Still Rocks: The Beatles, ACDC, Taylor Swift & More

    In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy turn up the volume on heritage music—those classic tracks and legendary artists that never leave our playlists. From rock icons of the '70s and '80s like The Beatles, Blondie, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, and Aussie legends INXS, ACDC, and Kylie Minogue, to today’s stars like Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, and Billie Eilish, we explore what makes music timeless.

    🎤 What makes a “heritage artist”? Why do some songs define generations? And what role does vinyl, nostalgia, and storytelling play in musical longevity?

    Featuring listener shout-outs and personal picks, this episode is packed with laughs, throwbacks, and thoughtful takes on music that never ages.

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     Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat

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    34 min
  • 53. You Don’t Know Me Part 3: Truth or Lie

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    In this next episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy return to their You Don’t Know Me series with Part 3 — Truth or Lie. 

    After more than 50 episodes and years of being cousins, you'd think they'd know each other inside and out, but they’re still full of surprises! In this episode, they each ask three very serious questions with three possible answers — but only one is true. Who is the better liar?

    Cousins Ben and Kristy are putting their friendship to the ultimate test. Will they finally figure out who they are or will they continue to be kind of strangers - tune in to find out.

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     Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat

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    26 min
  • 52. Childhood Adventures & Games Growing Up

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    Before screens ruled the world, the streets were our playgrounds! 🏃‍♂️🚲

    In this episode, Ben and Kristy rewind to the golden days of childhood games—when a roller-skating wipeout was a badge of honour, BMX tracks were our racetracks, and street cricket was as intense as the Ashes. And let’s not forget Kickstone (or was it hide & seek?), where the stakes felt very real.

    From backyard escapades to nature strip showdowns, we relive the chaos of Kristy’s infamous Nicholas Grove Gang and Ben’s neighbourhood circuit—where every yard had a specialty.

    Get ready for a nostalgia hit that’ll have you digging up your own childhood memories. What were the best games from your street? Tell us—we def need the full rundown!

     🎙️🏃‍♂️⚽

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     Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat

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    30 min
  • 51. "Special Episode" Conversation with Monica Revell, CEO Hindmarsh Shire Council

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    The recent bushfires in Nhill, Dimboola, and the Wimmera region have had a devastating impact on the community, wildlife, and local landmarks. In this special episode of Two Cousins One Chat, we sit down with Monica Revell, CEO of Hindmarsh Shire Council, to discuss the scale of the damage, recovery efforts, and what’s being done to support those affected.

    We also highlight the upcoming Thank You Concert at the end of March, a special event to recognise the firefighters, volunteers, and community members who have worked tirelessly in the aftermath of the fires.

    Episode Links:

    •  Hindmarsh Shire Council: https://www.hindmarsh.vic.gov.au/Home
    • Blaze Aid: https://blazeaid.com.au/
    • Little Desert Bushfire - Economic Impact Survey: https://www.hindmarsh.vic.gov.au/Business/Little-Desert-Bushfire-Economic-Impact-Survey 
    • Community Thank You Concert: https://www.hindmarsh.vic.gov.au/Community/Events/Upcoming-Events/Community-Thank-You-Event-Little-Desert-Bushfires


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    12 min
  • 50. Fifty & Fabulous - A Celebration 🎉

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    🎉 50 Episodes & Going Strong! 🎉

    We’ve hit 50 episodes, and we’re feeling proud, excited, and a little amazed at how far our podcast has come! From our very first episode in December 2021 to now, it’s been a fun ride filled with great stories, incredible guests, and plenty of laughs.

    ✨ In this episode, we dive into:
    🎭 Adelaide's Fringe Festival & Ben’s Cranker comedy set
    🎪 A weekend at the Foster AG Show (including some whip cracking, wood chopping & bagpipes)
    🚀 We discuss what’s next - Including an impromptu 1980's Quiz, some more book reviews, and upcoming guests - including the legendary Gabriel Gaté this Easter! And who knows? Maybe even another cooking challenge. 🍏🔥


    🎧 Listen now on Spotify, BuzzSprout, YouTube, Apple Podcast, or your favourite podcast platform what ever that is.

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    Thanks for tuning in ❤️
     Ben & Kristy – Two Cousins One Chat

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    34 min

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