This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more!

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Charlotte - 9/11

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Austin - 9/21

Phoenix - 9/22

Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

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Sacramento - 10/6

Toronto - 10/10

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Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more!

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Los Angeles - 8/17

Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

Raleigh - 9/10

Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

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Phoenix - 9/22

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Toronto - 10/10

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more!

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Los Angeles - 8/17

Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

Raleigh - 9/10

Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

Dallas - 9/20

Austin - 9/21

Phoenix - 9/22

Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

San Francisco - 10/5

Sacramento - 10/6

Toronto - 10/10

Montreal - 10/11

Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

Vancouver - 10/18

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS.

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Los Angeles - 8/17

Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

Raleigh - 9/10

Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

Dallas - 9/20

Austin - 9/21

Phoenix - 9/22

Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

San Francisco - 10/5

Sacramento - 10/6

Toronto - 10/10

Montreal - 10/11

Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

Vancouver - 10/18

San Diego - 10/20

Los Angeles - 10/22

Detroit - 10/29

Cleveland - 10/30

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!

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Sex article Kenny was on about: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/opinion/choking-teen-sex-brain-damage.html

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live at Largo in Los Angeles with Beth Stelling! They discuss role playing, 69-ing too hard, CT scan drama, family planning based on astrology, rock climbing, Spice Girls, falling in love with a dancer, the short crack community, and so much more!

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skullet, shave gel and the hell's patch, falling off stage, Mo finding her estranged dad, a wet and wild Ask a Dyke and so much more!

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more!

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, prison wives, having sex with a Cancer, the lesbian gaze, outing yourself to your fitness coach, and so much more!

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