Two Judgey Girls

This week we break down the Tom Sandoval and Howie Mandel interview--who thought that was a good idea? Bravo definitely didn’t approve! In VPR, we get to see Scheana have her happily ever after with her #1 best friend, and come to find out she’s been married for a year! Katie and Kristina in their muppet glory watch it all from the balcony. Katie also finds out about Raquel and Tom kissing and she is livid! How could he humiliate her in front of everyone? Schwartz shows his true colors and tries to seek empathy from James, you know, Raquel's ex-fiancé. The ladies of Jersey head to Ireland to find out what Marge's arsenal has on Melissa. Aydin finally admits to talking to the tea reader prior and shares with Danielle that Melissa was making out with someone in the back of a car! Melissa is still upset her mother, Donna Marco, isn’t invited to the wedding and Tre is the coolest sister around. We loved a party at the Summer House and enjoyed celebrating Kyle's 40th with the cast old and new. Can Danielle and Lindsay every come back from this? Reunions do have a way of healing... Come judge with us! 

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To think that Mary didn’t think anyone would watch VPR this season... We have been dissecting every seconds of this show! Do not miss Schwartz on WWHL! Can you believe Raquel Alex McCord had to deliver the message to Katie Jill Zarin about not being able to use the pool with a swim up bar, you know like the pool that you can swim up to the bar? We also discuss gaslighting Schwartz, LVP trying to stay relevant, Lala warning Ally, and Raquel kissing the other Tom! In New Jersey, we aren’t sure if any of the women have ever been in a modern house, Jackie obsessing over Danielle and her brother story, plus the new bridesmaids since Dina and Tre aren’t talking (GIVE US THAT!). What really happened with Louis and Dina’s husband? Can the show actually survive without Teresa or did this week prove out that she is needed? Can we make Lindsay a housewife and Carl can be the Ken Todd to her LVP? This gang up is just getting to be too much! Too much that we are enjoying the presence of Kory and are excited to watch his relationship with Sam unfold! Come judge with us!

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It feels like it's been much too long, but here we are! Congratulations to our March MANness 2023 Winner, Captain Jason! We are so excited to have him join the Hot Hall of Fame (which is taking place this week in our stories)! People say they aren't enjoying Summer House, but why? Are Carl and Lindsay real? Is Lindsay hiding her true self? Is Danielle projecting? Are the others not ready to confront their own issues? Will the fights between the Gorgas and Teresa ever end? Why is Luis wearing Nonno's pajamas? Why was this not made a bigger deal? Why does Jackie care about Danielle's issues with her brother when Jackie doesn't address her own issues with her sister? Why is every episode of VPR like looking for Easter eggs? Why is James the funniest person on TV (slash we would never want to be his friend)? Why did Ally hitch her wagon to him? Why did Katie go to Mexico? Why did Kristina Kelly come to the Welcome Dinner? Why is Brock hot with his new haircut? Justice SURved! Come judge with us!

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Coming early to you this week! We hope you're all having fun with March MANness! We break down where the brackets currently sit, the upsets, and who we see continuing on. Who do you think will be our 2023 March MANness Winner? Don’t forget you can buy merch (is it... Merch MANness?)! We also deep dive the VPR mid-season trailer and are somehow on Team Raquel after the Katie Divorce Trip. In RHONJ, we talk about the softball game, not feeling bad for Frank Sr as Dolores progresses in her relationship with Paul, being Team Tre, and Melissa remodeling her new house after fan backlash. Is Summer fun? Why is everyone against RadHouse? What is it about this couple that affects the house so much? Come judge with us! 

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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the YEAR! It's March MANness time! We break down the bracket and seedings, discuss who we think will win, where we see upsets and which men are already excited to participate. Everything kicks off Thursday with voting in our Instagram stories. In the meantime, fill out your bracket, reach out to your favorite Bravolebrity to send in their photos, and get ready to campaign for them all!

You can create your own copy of our bracket to fill out here: https://tinyurl.com/4ze78jjz

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And yes, the logo is exactly what you think it is. Come judge with us!

PSA: Please be respectful towards the men that are participating. We are so glad that they take part each year and without them (and you!), this wouldn't be as fun and exciting as it is. Thank you to the men and thank you, Jurors, for your participation. We hope you have as much fun as we do!

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We'll always remember where we were when news broke that Ariana and Sandoval had broken up due to a months-long affair between Tom and Raquel. Our lives have been consumed by this Scandoval and it seems like as soon as you put your phone down, something else happens. We do our best to walk you through the timeline of events and our reactions to it all. Could anyone have predicted this to happen? It is just... a lot. And Courtney would like to first and foremost apologize for trying to make you believe that Sandoval was hot. Come judge with us!

We also discuss March MANness and the schedule of events. Get ready to vote and objectify some men!

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We come to you early this week chatting a bit of RHOM, VPR, Part 2 of the RHOP Reunion, and Summer House! Will Adriana be able to move past her comments about Frankie? We will be listening to her song all week long while in Hawaii sipping on mai tais. Is Marysol a negative presence for the group? Is Scheana doing the dirty work? Did Raquel and Schwartz already hook up? Who is this Jo character? And is it really that Tom Schwartz is the villain?? Proud of Candiace and Wendy, who owned the reunion and led a very powerful conversation on colorism. Will Robyn be demoted? Is it ok that Wendy was assaulted since Gizelle doesn't like her? Why is Karen in the first seat? Summer House is still on Weekend 2 and they are still talking about RadHouse. Should Danielle be standing up for Lindsay and Carl? Would you work for Kyle? Would the company be what it is without Carl? Can we expose the man that screwed over Queen Gabby AND Danielle? (Make sure to not share your passwords to social media!) Come judge with us! 

P.S. We know its almost March, which means its almost March MANness! Get ready for next week--we'll see you then! x

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It's good to be back! We deep dive the Potomac reunion which had Andy roasting Robyn and defending Chris and Candiace. Did Karen even talk or was her contribution a simple yawn? Does Mia know the difference between board members and managing members? In the Hamptons, Kyle couldn't take it anymore and says Carl shows up drunk and on drugs for work. Is Carl not being compensated enough? Is Lindsay in his ear? Will Kyle be invited to the wedding? Whose side are you on? In New Jersey, we are Team Tre and Luis and think Joey Gorga doesn't want to make amends because he won't have a storyline. Should Melissa's mother have been invited to the wedding? Danielle and her kids are the breakout stars this season with Paulie being a close second. We are happy Dolores has found a man that can take care of her, she doesn't need the Easter Bunny aka Mr. Potato Head. Come judge with us! 

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The Season 7 premiere of Summer House is here! Things are different this time around, including only having access to 5 bedrooms and RadHouse being a staple this season. Will there be rotating room assignments? We have 3 new cast members and it seems like they'll be making a definite impact: Gabby, who is our Astrology Queen; Sam, who works at Cosmo; and Chris, who is begging to make it to next season as the lone single male of the house. Lindsay and Carl opened the episode in a somewhat cringe scene--we are happy for you but we don't need to see the foreplay, even though Hubbs looks HOT. Looks like it may be a Bonnie and Clyde type of season for them again as we can see the relationship between Carl and Kyle start to crack. Kyle even says: his two best friends are dating and he should be happy, but why isn't he? Is Lindsay providing Carl the confidence he needs to ask for more? Also, is Barry's Bootcamp providing sponsorship for them this season? Did you know they love to go there? We really enjoyed Paige this episode, who became somewhat of a narrator to provide us a "where we are now" for the start of the season. And in a turn we did NOT see coming--Lindsay vs Mya. Are they upset that Mya outed Carl's "California Sober"? Does Lindsay think Mya is a bad influence? Did Mya try to get with Carl? This season feels like it's going to be a bit dark and we are hoping everybody makes it out in a better place than they came in. BUT we know that probably won't happen. SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN! Come judge with us!

**TJG Note: We recorded this prior to Carl announcing he has now left Loverboy.

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We are talking the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We love the new opening credits, showing off all of the different spinoff locations. But why are the girls featured in TomTom?! This episode was a nice way to get us all caught up on what is happening in these SURvers (former??) lives since we left them last year. Including: Tom and Katie divorce, Lala and Rand break up, James and Raquel end their engagement. Raquel is eating nachos with Peter?! Lala is on the prowl and doing it sober. Katie and Tom are BFFs who are co-parenting their dogs. Why does everyone live in Valley Village now? James is back on the sauce and has a new girlfriend, Allie, who feels like she switched lives with Raquel. (Did Allie previously date Peter?) Lala has called Schwartz weak and wants nothing to do with him since he wants to play pickleball with Rand. Schwartz and Sandy's is getting ready for the Daily Mail party (because yes, it still hasn't opened) and thankfully T. Sandy has been able to take a little break from his touring music career with Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras. Oh and Scheana was kind of there in a very small supporting role. Look--did anything really happen here? No. But are we excited to have these people back in our lives? Yes. Come judge with us!

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