Two Judgey Girls

The Season 13 premiere of RHONJ is here! We meet new housewives Rachel and Danielle plus a Friend Of in Jen Fessler. The new girls seemingly fit right in which has us wondering--where have they been all this time? Teresa and the girls have moved in with Luis and we question whether she has EMBRACED his family or REPLACED her family. Speaking of... the Guidice/Gorga drama is still going strong. Is it that big of a deal that Teresa didn't ask Melissa to be a bridesmaid? Does Melissa really want to be a bridesmaid? Is this just more cannon for the Gorgas to hate Teresa? Marge and Teresa seemingly make up in this episode over cheese and crackers and it's because Teresa wants to NOT because Luis is making her. Has Luis made a positive impact in Tre's life? Jen vs Dolores is still going but we really just want more Paul. Frank seems to be insecure about his spot in Dolores life but we just want more calendar fun. Where can we buy this?! Come judge with us!

*Apologies in advance as Courtney is traveling so her sound may not be as top notch.

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This week we officially wrapped season three of Salt Lake City. Where will these four go from here? Is Mary Cosby coming back? Will we watch Jen go to prison? Will Whitney and Heather ever get out of this storm? Will Lisa and Meredith ever be friends again? Can they finally leave the country for a cast trip? Will Angie H hold a snowflake? We think not...but she will help Jen Shah pay her legal fees. In Potomac Robyn tries on wedding dresses, Mia claims Wendy touched her box, and we head to the strip club! Charrisse was mentioning it all! “She will f*ck any d*ck that comes her way. She was f*cking a worker in the bathroom.” Would Karen cheat on Ray? Was "Blue Eyes" her driver because she got a DUI? We have so much to discuss, come judge with us!

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We are up against the clock this week in the battle of the podcast vs Mary's dying computer. We still manage to recap the Potomac ladies in Mexico and the first of three parts of the RHOSLC reunion! Where is the Emmy for Potomac production? Between Gizelle’s stomach, Grande and Dame Special Potomac Unit, and the sketch of Juan’s mature woman, they had us howling! Does Juan have a girlfriend? Does Karen have a blue eyed friend? Will Mia and Jacqueline ever make up? Can Ashley keep a secret? At the SLC reunion, the women show up in a sprinter van and Heather finally admits to blacking out. Why didn’t she say that from the beginning? Lisa is still a queen, Meredith is still a lawyer, and Whitney thinks Andy is the Housewife Whisperer. Come judge with us! 

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Happy week, Jurors! When you're talking bad about someone do you whisper? Do you do a quick look around to make sure they aren't near?! We had a blast watching Traitors and recommend you do the same (but if you haven't--skip ahead a bit as we jump right into it!). We need Kate Chastain back on our screens! The women in Potomac are in Mexico fighting about funerals, fake weddings, if Mia hooked up with Peter's girlfriend of Peter hooked up with Mia's girlfriend, the growth of Candiace and how Jacqueline deserves a champagne glass (more so than Charisse). We also continue to curse L*onard Hochstein. We, too, will buy him some bananas and shove it up his butt! We want a love like Julia and Martina and are happy to watch them persevere. Why does Larsa care that Nicole was married to a school teacher? Is anybody else obsessed with Alexia and Frankie's relationship? Should any of the women be afraid that what is happening to Lisa could happen to them? Why is the Miami cast SO stunning?! Come judge with us!

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What a week in the Bravo Universe! We discuss all of the "departures" including Lisa Rinna, Diana Jenkins and Kathryn Dennis, Jen Shah’s sentencing, the VPR trailer, RHUGT season 4 cast, and other hot topics like Phaedra joining Married to Medicine (although she isn’t a doctor nor dating a doctor nor have anything to do with medicine) and the end of Shannon Storms Beador and John Janssen. We travel to Mexico with the ladies of Potomac and watch a geriatric fight between Charisse and Karen. Did Charisse sleep with one of Karen’s boyfriends? Does Jacqueline sleep with G? Who is watching Jacqueline's kids? It takes a village (not that Mia would know...)! In Salt Lake City, we go to a book launch with no book, and chills were sent down our back as we watched the choir sing Amazing Grace (chills of embarrassment). Meredith and Heather travel to New York to support Jen, where she officially pleads guilty. Did Coach Shah know? Did he make her do it? Come judge with us! 

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Happy New Year, Jurors! Remember, you're not startin' over, you're startin'! We hope you all had a lovely holiday break and some time to rest, relax and catch up on all your favorite TV shows. We chat about our current Prolon journey (feel free to skip about 10 min ahead if it feels triggering) and how we plan on tackling the New Year (newsflash: it may be a new year, but it's the same us!). RHOP had us giggling throughout the entire episode and those editors really deserve the praise! The way they troll these women for their pretend storylines--between the Muhammad Ali of Live Shows, Happy Eddie, Sesame Street characters and Mia not being able to keep her throuple straight, we enjoyed the heck out of this one! In RHOSLC, we are still talking about NOT talking about Heather's black eye. Has another housewife fallen from grace as fast as one Heather Gay? This has become a horrible storyline. If she's covering for Jen, why does she keep insinuating it was Jen? Why does her story keep changing? Why are we still being subjected to this!? Meredith throws a charity event that Brooks planned for 48 hours with his glue gun. What does Coach Shah know? With Jen's sentencing coming up this Friday and next week being the finale, it all feels too final! Come judge with us!

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It's our last podcast of 2022 and what better way to go out then chat all things about Real Housewives of Miami! Look--if you don't have Peacock, this is your sign to gift yourself a subscription. It is WELL WORTH IT strictly for RHOM. This season is focused on the demise of Lisa and Lenny's marriage. Everything from the hot mic moment, to playing tennis so can't watch the kids, to locking out his OWN MOTHER and the nanny so he can hook up with his side piece to his overall demeanor towards Lisa--TRASH! What in the midlife crisis is this crap, Leonard!? Also prove to us you have abs--we aren't buying it!!!! Is this Alexia's season to be the villain? Is she the Teresa of Miami? Is Marysol a full-fledged alcoholic? We get it--you like cockies. Will Julia and Martina make it through this season? What exactly is going on there...? Do we love Anthony Lopez this season? Is he going to make it to the March MANness bracket? Should Adriana/Kiki/Marysol be full time housewives? Adriana should be full-time for the BBL shade and calling out Alexia! Do you love or hate Larsa and her parties for all her businesses? Truly, the Miami women have served 6 out of 6 episodes and we are LOVING this season. Come judge with us!

Happy New Year, Jurors! We can't wait to do 2023 with you! <3

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Happy holidays, Jurors! We are so close to 2023 and can't wait to welcome the New Year with you all--but probably not with a live show like Gizelle and Robyn. How did they not fill a 400 person venue? This is our greatest fear! Was it reasonable or was it shady? Will Karen's show be as good next episode? Will Robyn and Juan ever get married? Why is Jacqueline needing Mia to answer all of the questions about their relationship? What story has Mia told? Will they get their facts straight? Do you prefer music videos or concerts? In RHOSLC, Heather is really making our blood boil. Does she know what happened to her eye or not? Was it Jen? Was it a drunken accident? Was it a shady knock on the door? Why can't she just tell us? Who is she protecting?! HERSELF! To deflect, Meredith, Heather and Jen try to turn it onto Queen Lisa Barlow after a day of wine tasting. Everything comes to a head at the Greek dinner (which takes place at like 10:30pm) and was it a rant or a tirade?! Who cares about an SEC filing and it's funny how knowledgeable Jen is when starting new businesses... And is Meredith really mad at Lisa about the hot mic moment or was it the cancelled makeup artist in a pandemic?! Come judge with us!

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This week we discuss RHOP and RHOSLC. Congrats to Candiace on her MBA! Does Wendy only film with Eddie? Should Ray have gotten involved with the Chris/Gizelle drama? Why is nobody in the group, including Karen, saying that Karen isn't having an affair?! Over in San Diego the RHOSLC ladies hit the beach for some lame beach games that Meredith can't even engage with and Jen shares a secret. Heather and Whitney can’t seem to listen to each other in their Amazon Marilyn MONroe wigs and is it all because Heather is jealous of Queen Barlow?! The Good Time Girls show off their t*tties and Heather wakes up with a black eye. How did it happen? Come judge with us! 

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Don't be myopic and come join us this week as we discuss the trip similarities of the ladies in Miami and San Diego. Why is Wendy STILL the one being left out? Would you rather be on the boat or driving lambos? Is Robyn making up this “wedding"? Did Gizelle charge and put the speaker in Robyn's purse? Does Candiace have pretend amnesia regarding Karen stepping out with other men? In San Diego, we are still on Day One with Jen throwing champagne, carrots, and shoes overboard. Does she even remember the boat ride? What does she have on Heather that Heather keeps defending her? Is Heather the Queen of deflecting? Should Meredith be demoted from the CEO of Fun? Who is fighting and who has made up in this wild episode?! Go find yourself another Heather Gay and come judge with us! 

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