Two Judgey Girls

In the words of Brittany Cartwright, “I’m engaged!”; Michael popped the question to Mary on Thanksgiving Day! Mary shares the story with all of us. We are liking Southern Hospitality and think it has potential to be a low stakes fun show! We deep dive the ladies of Potomac in Miami: are you Team Wendy or Team Mia? What does Wendy know about Mia from Peter? Do Jacqueline and Mia shower together? Did you know it’s Karen’s 59th birthday? Why is Robyn filming everyone? In San Diego, Angie K. is going for her snowflake by exposing Jen Shah for not paying for Coach's birthday party. Jen claims she paid Angie back with a $5k necklace that Jen couldn’t get on because of her nails. Meredith is trying to boost her resume as the CEO of Fun, Heather warns Danna to choose her fights with Jen wisely, and we were disappointed that Queen Barlow didn’t get enough air time this week! Come judge with us!

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Today, we sit down with one our favorite new cast members, Rachel Clark from Winter House! We chat all the things including Rachel's current relationship status, how she met Kyle and Amanda, as well as her floral business and how she got to where she is today. She talks about being on reality tv, her friendships in Winter House, and who she think is the hottest man on Bravo right now! (That one will truly shock you!) Rachel was a pure delight and we had the best time getting to know her! Come judge with us! 

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We are so thankful for all of you and hope you have a wonderful week. Thanks for sticking with us all this time! xx, C&M

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Happy pre-Thanksgiving, Jurors! Has Craig passed the baton to Kory for the role of the Winter House villain? Are Paige/Ciara/Amanda being mean girls to Jess? Did we need to see the Kory and Jess hook up?! We debrief Potomac at the Burn Session and make our way down to Miami. Ashley isn’t even shocked when Candiace exposes Michael's dalliances. We are Candycanes now and so proud of Candiace for standing up to Gizelle. How do they only have six rooms for nine women in this house? Is Mia the Ramona of the group? What will happen next week with Peter? In RHOSLC, the men get together for a bbq, therapy session, and hand holding. At choir rehearsal Lisa asks Heather, “do you like me?” and she doesn't know how to react. We wonder if Heather has pretend amnesia. Plus Jen Shah plans a trip to San Diego and doesn’t invite Danna. Come judge with us! 

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Happy birthday to our gorgeous Judgey Girl, Summer Mary! We chat a bit about Buying Beverly Hills, or as Mary calls it, The Umansky Show. Over in Potomac, Wendy hosts a "Burn Party" which unsurprisingly does not end well. Why are the GEBs still going after Wendy?! Ashley tries going after Candiace with more stories about Chris. Why can't these two get along? They'd be a dynamic duo! Robyn keeps talking about her nonexistent wedding and it's nonchalantly dropped if Karen may have a blue eyed friend? In SLC, is Heather obsessed with Lisa? Why are we being subjected to this choir tryout? Even mores, why are we being subjected to Seth and Meredith in a bathtub?! Can Bad Weather stand the storm or has it been lost FOREVER?! Come judge with us! 

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We are so excited to welcome our 2020 Champ and 2022 Hall of Fame March MANness winner, Luke Gulbranson to the podcast today! We got to chat with Luke about everything--what it's like to film Winter House (plus the house layout!) and Summer House, his current relationships with the castmates (including his status with Craig), his acting career, and what other irons he has in the fire. Come judge with us!

Thanks so much to Luke for joining us today! Winter House airs on Thursdays on Bravo.

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We may be a day late, but we've packed a lot into this podcast to make up for it! The Tom's show up at Winter House this week to provide a much needed value add while Paige wants to basically leave and never return. In SLC, we are subjected to the set up of a choir audition with 4/5 contestants being Heather's family. The Harrington's show off their desperation creating @shahxposed (still active!): Judge me later! (No thanks, we'll judge you now.) We are really going to miss when Jen goes to prison because she is entertaining the hell out of us. Did Michael actually leave Ashley? Michael getting a vasectomy and the leak of their separation all seems a little sus. We are Team Wendy here and feel bad for her being left out this season. Would you let your kids attend an event you were not invited to? Why were we subjected to so many silly things this week: choir auditions, "family" fun day, arctic games? Either way, we had a blast watching it all! Hope all of you and your fat f*cking Elf on a Shelf husbands are ready to come judge with us!

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So much to talk about this week! In SLC, we are infiltrated with Angie H, who is this franchise's version of Kim D. Did her pretend amnesia of the basketball convo or the martini/spritzer mixup get us worked up enough to think she is a liar? Is Heather aligning with the wrong people? Would you buy The Book of Barlow? In Potomac, Robyn comes to Chris’ defense potentially causing a crack in the Green Eyed Bandits--she is bringing it this season! Candiace tells us to make sure the fourth wall break is shown, much to Wendy's detriment of Mia lying. Is Mia lying? About Chris and about other things? Is Ashley is pretending to get a divorce or at least committing mortgage fraud?! We finally finish RHOBH. Are you Team Kathy or Team Rinna? Is Kyle the one who really suffers here? What did Erika hear in Aspen? Was Rinna abused and traumatized in Aspen? Will Kathy ever forgive Kyle? Can we finally take a breath now that the season has come to an end?! Come Judge with us!!!

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This week we debrief all things Bravocon, the Beverly Hills part 2 reunion, Potomac, and SLC. We do our best to give you a recap of all the craziness that happened at Bravocon. Are the Gorgas out? Are Erika and Dorit fighting? Did Luke and Ashley hook up?! We are so proud of Candiace for sticking up for her man and not letting Gizelle and Ashley create a narrative that he was sliding into their DMs and slipping into hotel rooms. This is NOT a good look for Gizelle who always wants to ruin somebody's relationship. Were you surprised that Rinna doesn’t recycle? Erika really took the blame on that one! We loved how Sutton stood up for herself and Kyle really stuck her foot in her mouth with Crystal (but she has tattoos!!).What side of Bad Weather are you on? Heather or Whitney? Did Heather hear the rumor and choose not to say it out loud? Is she dismissing Whitney and what she is going through? Will Jen get Botox again? Where can we get Ef Bee Eye hats? Come judge with us! 

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Thought you couldn't get enough of us this week? Well--we are back for one more podcast to cover the premiere of Winter House! We met newbies Jessica (Lindsay Jr.), Rachel and Kory, who we think will be great additions to the cast. What do you all think of the new cast? This is the first time that Paige and Craig will be together for 17 consecutive days. Will they make it unscathed? Will Lindsay 2.0 learn to tap more than trees with Luke? Will Jason ever find love? Are Kyle and Amanda sweeter than ever? We couldn’t be happier to watch these lovable idiots in costumes this week and the weeks to come. Welcome back, Winter House! We sure missed you. Come judge with us! 

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Back for a second time this week! The first part of the RHOBH reunion is upon us and we start out with a Halloween ad and chic Jamie Lee Curtis. We try to crack the case of the bots. Who bought them? Garcelle has a few suspects. Why is Andy yawning at Dorit? Is Crystal lying about losing her 14 friends before she was on the show? What really was so dark? Does Erika appreciate Diana “donating” to the victims? In Arizona, the RHOSLC women splash booze all over each other on a barcycle, attend a high fashion rodeo, and try to take down Lisa, John, Henry, and Jack! Have you joined the Barlowism cult yet? Was Whitney stirring the pot, seeking the truth, or had one too many shots? Did Heather know about sleeping with men to get court-side Jazz tickets? Can’t Jen just have fun on a trip for herself! Is iced coffee already cold before they add the ice? This and more! Come judge with us! 

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