Two Tired Therapists

Welcome to fall, y’all! Jackie and Kyle are back for the greatest debate of all time, was Albus Dumbledore a menace to society, or did he only give a shit about himself? Before they get into (read: fight about) it, Kyle discusses being tired of people who talk about their kid’s age in months (who has the time for that kind of math?!) and Jackie talks about her disdain for those who use their phone while working out. In this episode, Jackie describes a new-fangled type of narcissism, Compensatory Narcissistic Personality Disorder that some randos on the internet have decided that Albus Dumbledore has. Despite using differing sources for their knowledge (Kyle = books, Jackie = movies), both agree that Compensatory Narcissistic Personality Disorder is probably not a thing. Later on, Jackie has a fun game of Would You Rather regarding some of the most famous drinks in the Harry Potter world.

Sources for this episode:

• https://careersinpsychology.org/about-narcissistic-personality-disorder/
• https://whatculture.com/film/8-movie-heroes-who-definitely-have-personality-disorders?page=9#:~:text=1.,Dumbledore%20%2D%20Compensatory%20Narcissistic%20Personality%20Disorder
• https://www.thehealthboard.com/what-is-compensatory-narcissism.htm
• https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/ambigamy/201904/compensatory-narcissism-is-natural-life-stage

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“Gay was not cool…It was barely cool now.” - Kyle

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Is your seatbelt still on, honey? In the insane conclusion, Kyle takes us on the last part of the fucked up journey into the life of Natalia Grace, an adopted child and/or adult that is terrorized and/or terrorizes a family in Indianapolis, Indiana. Jackie and Kyle continue to have many thoughts to share, theories to be explained, and questions for everyone involved. Mainly, what the fuck?!! Show up for the drama and leave without your sanity…again. Don’t forget there are tons of spoilies for the Max docuseries The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.

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Did you bring your seatbelt, honey? You better buckle up for a wild ride through the questionable life of Natalia Grace. Before the tea gets spilled, Jackie shares how Jackie feels (tired) about people Jackie doesn’t like talking in first-person, and Kyle, in his COVID quarantine realness, discovers the world of ASMR eating videos, complete with gulping AND chewing. In this episode, Kyle takes us on one fucked up journey into the life of Natalia Grace, an adopted child and/or adult that is terrorized and/or terrorizes a family in Indianapolis, Indiana. Jackie and Kyle have many thoughts to share, theories to explain, and many questions for everyone involved in this story. You’ll come for the drama and leave without your sanity. Spoilers for the Max docuseries The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.

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“Nom nom nom put me on an ASMR eating video because I ate that shit up.” -Kyle

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Your Two favorite Tired Therapists are back for a new educational episode on one of the most interesting paraphilic disorders, Frotteuristic Disorder. But before they give you the rub on Frotteurism, Jackie and Kyle share their thoughts on putting stickers about your family on cars (spoiler: they’re tired of it). Jackie gives a clinical breakdown from an actual scientific study (only took them thirty episodes to get here, amirite?!) about Frotteurism, its symptoms, differential diagnoses, and what one could expect from treatment.

Later on, Jackie and Kyle get a little bit weird with some rather…odd Would You Rather Questions. Hopefully, you’re listening as a consenting non-consenting person, and definitely don’t forget to like and subscribe to Two Tired Therapists. Extra points go to those who leave us a review (that we might just feature on a future episode) and if you don’t, we’ll send you to the dark side!

Sources for this episode:

• https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/conditions/frotteuristic-disorder
• https://europepmc.org/article/NBK/nbk563260

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“It said ‘Baby all up in this shit,’ I said all right, I’d fuck with these people.” - Jackie

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Our most requested episode topic is back back back back back again! This week on Two Tired Therapists, Jackie and Kyle are much too excited to deliver another episode brought to you by the depths of Reddit’s vile cesspools. But before diving headfirst into the mess, Kyle is tired of the weather (not surprising), and Jackie would love ice with that, but not too much ice, okay?! Once again, Jackie takes too much pleasure in choosing these ungodly stories (mostly about poop and grown men), and she and Kyle react and give unsolicited advice to the writers of these stories. Be sure to keep the bleach on hand so you can wash out your eyes, ears, and body after hearing these messy stories.

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“If you’re not going to the doctor for the poo, maybe go for the depression.” - Jackie

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This week’s episode marks the debut (and conclusion) of Producer Justin’s guest star role on the internationally acclaimed podcast Two Tired Therapists. Jackie fails to comprehend society’s lack of skill in parking a vehicle between two lines while Kyle struggles to find acceptance in the upcoming cage fight between Alleged Genius “Insane Unhinged Flop” Elon and Daddy “Alien Head McDonald’s Butterface” Mark.

Producer Justin brings actual TikTok’s for these “real” therapists to react to, resulting in Jackie, Kyle, and Greg being called out frequently. Other topics include Gatorade, Twitter (RIP), (the lack of) qualitative research on happiness in raising children, and skincare differences between couples. Producer Justin jumps on the fetch or flop bandwagon with his “special” edition which mostly turns out to be flops (or fails).

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“Here come the divorce papers…”-Kyle

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Welcome back to another titillating episode of Two Tired Therapists! This week, Jackie goes after the Boomer’s and their excessive use of capital letters while Kyle questions the narcissism of vocal coaches who critique famous singers (you ain’t shit, sis.). On this week's episode, Kyle presents a haphazard group of topics including myths about therapy (Is it your parent's fault? Do I have to lie on a couch? Is therapy really just a flop?), weird things people say to therapists outside of therapy (Are you reading my mind?), and weird things therapists say in session (You can’t avoid your emotions!). Bonus topics include Kyle’s critical review of The Little Mermaid (which comes highly recommended), more prison stories from Jackie, Maury, and Dr. Phil, but (surprisingly) no punani talk. You’ll enjoy a stimulating round of fact or crap where Jackie does surprisingly well (how’d she get so smart?).

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-Jackie: “On that note, take all your personalities and…”
-Kyle: “Shove it!”

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After the last episode, Jackie and Kyle are back to discuss the reasons why people date serial killers. Before they unpack the hybristophilia folder, Kyle continues his war on the gays by discrediting their summer anthem and Jackie talks about being tired of the multi-level marketing schemes that are trying to sell her things she doesn’t want. To top it all off, Jackie reciprocates a would you rather segment that is geared towards one of Kyle’s favorite series.

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“Just type ‘shit’s 20% off diarrhea tea” - Jackie

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Please get all of your personalities ready to dissociate! This week Jackie and Kyle talk about The 24 Faces of Billy Milligan, a documentary on Netflix that forced Jackie to re-think her original opinions on Dissociative Identity Disorder (spoiler alert: they don’t change that much), and Kyle and Jackie discuss the merits of this diagnosis. Before getting into DID, Kyle talks about how he’s tired of people who say they have addictive personalities and Jackie is tired of streaming services that release one episode at a time (Who’s got the time to wait?!). Later, Jackie and Kyle go on a wild ride of Would You Rather questions about personality traits. Make sure you bring all of your personalities (except your addictive one, please) when you listen to Two Tired Therapists.

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“Gotta come clean before you meet Jesus.” - Kyle “I’m gonna meet Jesus one day and he’s gonna say ‘You’re rotted goodbye.” - Jackie

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Jackie and Kyle are back after a well deserved break, even though many of you asked us where we were (WE WERE ON A BREAK!). It’s also our anniversary this week and we learn that Jackie is tired of kids being terrorists in nice restaurants and Kyle is tired of the youngin LGBTQIA+ telling the old gays how to be gay. Continuing our educational series on serial killers, Kyle talks everything The Night Stalker, aka Richard Ramirez. You definitely shouldn’t listen to this episode at night or if you live alone, as Kyle found out while watching the Netflick documentary. The topic is pretty brutal, so Kyle ends it with an unexpected Would You Rather, catered perfectly to Jackie’s favorite thing.

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“We don’t do that. We let people live their life.” - Kyle (#HappyPride)

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