Two Tired Therapists

Are we staying tired? Petty? Kyle is quite tired of the queerbaiting going on in the world (looking at you, Harry Styles) while Jackie is tired of freaking out every time she hears a siren in a song. We’re once again getting educational on the pod (#WePostInformativeContent): Jackie is here to teach all you TikTokers the actual difference between Borderline Personality Disorder and Bipolar Disorder in a very well prepared and not at all unprofessional manner. Remember kids, don’t diagnose your friends and family and don’t take medical advice from these two tired therapists (even though they give it freely). If you’ve ever felt emotionally labile, manic, and engaged in risky sexual behavior (not necessarily in that order) then this is the episode for you (unless your a primary care doctor because we drag you). They’ll end with a Thanksgiving edition of Fetch or Flop in which Jackie and Kyle learn they really like the same kinds of food. Don’t forget to leave us a real review (with words), share the pod with your friends, or interact with us on our Instagram (@twotiredtherapists) or email ([email protected]). Check out the website at www.twotiredtherapists.com. “I’m so bipolar.” -Jackie

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Coming to you live (re: pre-recorded) from Chateau Kyle. Jackie is impressed by Kyle’s (fake) plants due to her own tiredness of being unable to keep plants alive. Kyle halts his crusade against flags, focusing instead on the tiredness of the human body and its inability to be healthy without regular physical activity. Today, we’re jumping on the Jeffrey Dahmer bandwagon! Kyle answers burning questions about J. Dahmer: Did he eat his victims? Did he fall in love with a mannequin? Were the police homophobic (#Don’tSayGay) and/or racist trash? They’ll dive into Dahmer’s psychology, diagnoses, and possible theories about his behavior (#RedFlags). Disclaimer: These two tired therapists do not condone nor excuse Dahmer’s behavior in any way and the content is for pure entertainment purposes only. Special appearance by J. W. Gacy and Kyle’s lack of knowledge of geography (Milwaukee is in Wisconsin NOT Minnesota). Spoiler alerts for Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story and Conversations with a Killer: The Jeffrey Dahmer Tapes. It also gets a lil’ gross with the talk of murder and the like…so…prepare for that. “I’m not here for that Satan. Goodbye.” -Jackie

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Happy Halloween you tired ghouls and goblins. We’re getting spooky on this Too Tired Monday to celebrate All Hallows’ Eve. On this fiendish and spine-chilling episode, Jackie has it out for all you basic ass pumpkin spice weirdos while Kyle judges any of you who put out decorations earlier than is appropriately necessary. Jackie gushes over her favorite killer, Michael Myers: Is he a psychopath? Is he supernatural? Or is he a misunderstood person with feelings like everyone else (probably not the last one)? Using her memory and a generous helping of Wikipedia (#ILikeToDoResearch), Jackie takes us through the Hare Psychopathy Checklist, assessing Mikey’s levels of remorse, behavioral control, promiscuous sexual behavior, and irresponsibility. They discuss possible treatment recommendations such as anger management and using a feelings wheel (anger is a SECONDARY emotion, people!). They’ll end this frighteningly terrifying episode with a round of Fetch or Flop: Halloween/Fall edition where we find out Jackie hates Hocus Pocus (please drag her). Stay tired and stay safe…and watch out for Michael! “His hobby is killing…we’re just killing.” -Jackie www.twotiredtherapists.com

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Claire! Jackie and Kyle are joined this week by their first guest and dearest friend, Claire (#JackieAndKyleApproved). Jackie is experiencing severe bitterness with this state’s road construction while Kyle continues his war on flags: this time, people with flags on their trucks (the Civil War ended, like, forever ago). Even Claire is tired of waiting a week between TV episodes like it’s 1997. It gets even more educational than you can imagine (#WePostInformativeContent) as Claire talks about shame (#CatholicGuilt) and compassion. They discuss the importance of humor and cursing in therapy. At the same time, Claire shares real therapeutic information in a plot to take over the podcast by canceling Jackie and Kyle for the nonsense they’ve talked about over ten episodes. Jackie and Kyle also share their own moments of shame which shockingly have to do with accidentally going #1 and #2. They’ll explore the world of vegetarianism through a special edition of Fetch or Flop. “How very human of you.” -Claire www.twotiredtherapists.com

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We’re taking it back to the first episode and talking about the heteronormative nonsense that is Netflix dating shows. Autumn is fully upon us and there’s a lot to be tired about. Kyle is having a hard time understanding the BBQ Beckies with their aversion to a non-white Little Mermaid while Jackie, in a similar struggle, finds dudes telling women to smile perplexing and stupid. Jackie then takes us down the messy situation that is Love is Blind (spoilers ahead). Kyle has a lot of thoughts/issues with the nonsense that goes on and makes sure it’s known. Jackie and Kyle talk about what healthy relationships look like, in their not so humble opinions, including communication, dealing with jealousy, and agreeing on life domains. Kyle even inadvertently drags Jackie and Producer Justin several times. You’ll also enjoy special round of Fetch or Flop: The Dating Edition. Don’t forget to rate us on whatever platform you’re listening on (only 5 stars and positive views, duh). “This just seems like heterosexual nonsense.” -Kyle

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Is Jackie OK? Yes, she is, because she’s telling us all about psychosis. In today’s episode, Kyle launches his possibly homophobic campaign against Pride flags while Jackie suffers from mysterious bug bites that require medical attention, seemingly continuing her personal war against nature. Through all the tiredness, Jackie dives into today’s topic which is near and dear to her heart. She spills the tea on psychosis, delusions, and schizophrenia (oh my!). We also bring back our good friend, Fetch or Flop, which really seems to be more flops than fetches (but hey, what did you expect from us?). “Growing up, Olive Garden was THE nicest restaurant you could go to where I’m from.” -Kyle

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It’s getting educational on the pod (#WePostInformativeContent). So as Jackie is feeling tired yet grateful about student loan forgiveness (thanks Joe) and Kyle grapples with understanding High School dress code policy, we take a hard look at grief. Kyle spills the tea on grief, including tips and tricks and more importantly what not to do. We’re partying like it’s 1969 (nice) and the stages of grief have just been revealed to the world. We also introduce our new bit - Fetch or Flop? Prepare your body for real therapy talk tea today (but don’t use this episode as a replacement for the real thing). Spoiler alert: kids are people too. “My shoulders are a mystical device to seduce men.” Jackie Changes to student loans: https://www.whitehouse.gov/bri...

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This week, Kyle calls out men who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, and Jackie calls out phone batteries for not staying charged long enough to watch Instagram reels. In true tired fashion, Kyle brings several psychology hacks from the interwebs to test Jackie’s knowledge. They answer important questions such as does being full of tacos make women want sexy time? How do you make someone fall in love with you? Does Producer Justin love Jackie because she looks like his mom? They also touch on important topics such as incel mental health and wellness, how to text like an alpha, and provide you a full meta-analysis on why Vine is superior to TikTok. “Oap I hate that” -Jackie several times during this episode

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As Jackie swelters in the summer heat and Kyle wars with couples who share a Facebook account, our two tired therapists sit down to discuss none other than killer clown, John Wayne Gacy. Spoiler alerts for The John Wayne Gacy Tapes (spoiler: he killed several people) and the Jonbenét Ramsey case (spoiler: it was the brother). Jackie, in an oddly excited demeanor, navigates us through JWG’s life and murderous shenanigans. Episode warning - it gets gross.
“If Ted Bundy had Grindr, I’d be dead.” -Kyle

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Jackie and Kyle conclude their three-part trilogy on each cluster of personality disorders. In this episode, they discuss Cluster C and which fictional characters could be diagnosed with Cluster C disorders. Can you guess which personality disorders that Jackie and Kyle would diagnose themselves with? Grab a cozy blanket, a drink of your choice, or whatever makes you happy, and listen to this episode of Two Tired Therapists! Read more on Cluster C Personality Disorders on our website: https://www.twotiredtherapists.com/clusterc/

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