Two Tired Therapists

Get out your composition books because it’s getting educational! This week, Jackie discovers a pandemic of a new kind: standing too close to someone in line (back up Mary), while Kyle side eyes the ridiculously gendered marketing schemes (dude wipes, rugged mountain bike body wash, and piss in the back yard hand sanitizer). Only twenty-two episodes in and we’ve finally decided to talk about sleep. Kyle answers your burning questions about sleep: How does it work? How much sleep do I need? Can I take a nap? You probably won’t like the answers but you’ll stay for the fun. It’s all about Trazodone (pronounced Tray-za-done), melatonin, screens, sleep stages, and just the overall suckiness of kids. You may just learn a thing or two to improve your own sleep (you tired flop). We’ll end with a not-at-all-tired Fetch or Flop: Sleep Edition.

Jackie and Kyle are taking a quick sabbatical for the month of May. Make sure to catch up on any episodes you may have missed and join them again in June (Hi Gay - Happy Pride!).

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“This episode is to help you sleep so you feel rested to deal with the tiredness of life.”-Kyle

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Hey, all you tired cats and kittens. This week, Kyle is tired of the war on drag queens (but not Hooters?), and Jackie (not Kyle) is tired of men blaming women for their problems (see also Sex/Life on Netflick). Jackie takes us on a profane adventure into the world of Reddit, with stories about forcing men off the toilet, killer slugs, moaning over chocolate pie at a funeral, and asking the age-old question: should women finish the dishes before going to the club? You’ll cry, gasp, and sigh with your two tired therapists at just how unhinged society is. Jackie brings it home with a special round of Would You Rather: Relationships (kind of).

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“What is wrong with men? Sometimes they’re too much on the toilet, sometimes they’re not on it long enough. What the fuck is going on in this world? Are you kidding?” -Kyle

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This one’s for all you single and ready to mingle ones out there. Jackie, tired of cars with OBNOXIOUSLY colored headlights (which is totally illegal), and Kyle, tired that being dickmatized is still a thing in 2023, take a deep dive into the world of dating. You’ll hear all about Jackie and Kyle’s dating experiences (which could not be more different) as well as Kyle’s tips and tricks on dating with a purpose. They’ll learn you a thing or two about online dating (shout out to friend of the pod, Tinder), offline dating, gay vs. straight dating, crafting the best online profile, and managing your dating mindset. There’s a lot of (some would say misguided) judgment on Jackie’s dating history. We bring back the ol’ reliable Fetch or Flop: Dating/Relationship Edition. We fully expect to hear about all the dates you go on after attending Jackie and Kyle’s dating 101 seminar.

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“We are just your fairy godmothers, just telling you honey, and you can do what you want with that information.”-Kyle

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This week, Jackie and Kyle flex their movie critic skills on the fan-requested film, Silver Linings Playbook. Even with Kyle feeling tired about the sexualization of babies (thanks weird midwesterners) and Jackie being tired of Producer Justin AKA partners who fall asleep during movies, these two tired therapists bring you a critical review of the award-nominated 2012 dramatic comedy starring Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence. This movie follows the life of Pat and Tiffany, both struggling with their mental health after tragic losses.

In this episode, we’ll discuss dynamics, diagnoses, therapy, medication, boundaries, mental health metaphors, Bradley Cooper’s neckbeard, and (surprisingly) parenting. End it all with a lovely round of Would You Rather: Movie Edition (kind of) and you’ve got yourself another titillating episode of Two Tired Therapists.

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“Are you kidding me? I can’t even control myself. You think my mom can control me?” -Kyle

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EK! Jackie and Kyle have yet again voluntold one of their dear friends, EK AKA Erin, to be a guest on their pod. EK starts us off with her tiredness of Valentine’s Day and a relief that it is over. Kyle finds Nick Cannon’s constant breeding to be quite tired and Jackie can’t seem to figure out automatic water dispensers in the bathroom. In this episode, Jackie, Kyle, and EK answer fan questions (while trying not to cough into the microphone because they had all been sick in one way shape or form leading up to recording) such as: Should I tell my therapist I am sexually attracted to them? How do I make my husband go to therapy? And should I buy my therapist alcohol? Kyle also gets canceled by the fans (yet again) and they’ll end the episode with another round of Would You Rather: It Gets Deep (Maybe).

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“Miss Jackie, you got a nice ass butt.”-One of Jackie’s former clients

“Keep on keepin’ on.”-EK

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Back with the trash talk about reality TV, Jackie and Kyle take on The Circle. Kyle, focusing his tiredness on erectile dysfunction medication coming to a door near you, and Jackie, tired of people who talk about how busy they are (even though we know you’re not), discuss the catfishing, hot people, and all around tomfoolery on The Circle. In a very educated manner, Jackie brings the tea about social media use and mental health. They discuss cyber bullying, loneliness, depression, and their very wise thoughts about social media. Get ready to unlock deep memories as we remember the worlds of MySpace, Xanga, and AOL chat rooms. We’ll end with a spectacular edition of Would You Rather: Social Media.

“Comparison is the thief of joy.”-Jackie (probably quoting someone more wise than us)

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Have you ever concerned yourself with the psychological profile of one Anthony E. Stark? In today’s episode, Kyle comments on the tiredness of the war against mothers who don’t breastfeed while Jackie is tired of Kanye (hard stop). Jackie, in a professional and very methodical way, walks us through possible diagnoses and treatments of Tony Stark/Iron Man. Is he full of himself like a Narcissist? Or is there something more under that cold, hard (giggity), ferrous surface? You’ll also catch hot takes about Gwyneth Paltrow (which aren’t great), EMDR, and the introduction of Would You Rather (Two Tired Therapists edition). Full on spoilies for many movies in the MCU.

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Jackie: *singing* “Medical advice from Jackie and Kyle…please don’t take it.”

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Well kids, somehow we’ve made it to 2023 (ew) and your Two Tired Therapist are #BackOnTheBullshit. It’s a new year and there are new things to be tired of. This episode, Jackie is tired of Kyle’s lies and exposes him so he can finally be canceled once and for all. Unable to redeem himself, Kyle focuses his tiredness on people who decorate their car like a reindeer (as well as various other car decor). To help you start 2023 (ew) off right, it’s getting educational (#WePostInformativeContent). Kyle tells us tidbits to help you plan and stick to your new year’s resolutions. We will talk about where people go wrong, SMART goals, values-based mindsets, and FINALLY answer if you should really tell people your goals. We’ll wrap up the first episode of 2023 (ew) with Fetch of Flop (kind of): Traditions to celebrate the New Year. Make sure to stay tuned after the episode for a special look inside the making of today’s episode. Jackie: “I’m a passenger on the struggle bus.” Kyle: “And I’m driving!”

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Merry Chrismahanukawanzakah and whatever else you might celebrate! We’re bringing you a special Christmas episode of Two Tired Therapists! Getting in the festive, yet still tired, spirit, Jackie and Kyle are in agreement on the tiredness of Mariah Carey’s dumb Christmas song and eggnog. On this not so silent night, Jackie and Kyle (with the help of Josh) discuss possible diagnoses of beloved Christmas characters such as the Grinch, Scrooge, and Jack Skellington. We add to the long list of movies Jackie hasn’t seen and “very famous actors” whose names she can’t recall. The episode quickly devolves to Jackie and Kyle bickering about who has seen better movies before they jingle all the way to a Christmas edition of Fetch or Flop. We here at Two Tired Therapists hope you have a wonderful holiday, happy new year, and above all, stay tired and petty. See you in 2023! “You know he’s puttin’ a lil’ sum’n sum’n in that milk.” -Kyle

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These non-COVID having (get your COVID booster - #JackieAndKyleApproved) therapists are back, waging war against the TikTokers (well, Instagramers since Kyle still doesn’t know how to use TikTok) and their shitty mental health advice. On today’s episode, Jackie is tired of people assuming she is and wants to be pregnant (while encouraging alcohol use during pregnancy) and Kyle continues to flirt with cancel culture as he cancels Taylor Swift (sorry, not sorry). Kyle brings us more psychology advice (re: flops) including the danger of a woman’s tongue, the strength of damaged people, the health benefits of kissing a woman daily, how to get girls to chase you, and the every day struggle of being a man. We’ll also hear from friend of the pod, Mr. Alpha (name changed to protect his identity), on how to be an alpha. You’re in for a treat as this week’s Fetch or Flop consists of ACTUAL psychology hacks. “I assume you don’t wash your ass cheeks.” -Jackie
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