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BEHOLD THE GOD THAT BLEEDS! Yes, this month, Shatner puts the ROK in KIROK who in turn puts it in Miromante in this month's episode THE PARADISE SYNDROME! That's right, sometimes a Captain just wants to shuck it all and GO SPACE-NATIVE! Find out how ancient astronauts populated the galaxy with planets full of HOLLYWOOD BACKLOT SETS!

Also the Freaks read a DC Star Trek comic featuring a flashback story where Uhura runs afoul of some Klingons. Scott points out a TINY continuity error. Carmine Infantino is the guest penciller and you would think that would be a good thing......

Star Trek - The Next Generation HAS RETURNED! This month the Freaks return with the first two episodes of the second season of TNG! THE BEARD IS BACK!

First up is THE CHILD, in which Troi gets knocked up by a friendly space-night light just in time for a new space doctor to join the cast along with Whoopie Goldberg and her space-saloon!

Next is WHERE SILENCE HAS NO LEASE where yet another space-jerk decides to toy with less advanced humans, probably because of their space-smugness. Also, Worf beats up Skeletor and one of the Ninja Turtles.

Find out which Star Trek book has Scott torn about how he feels about it's "Save The Space-Whales" stance.

More Star Trek than you can shake a space-stick at!

This month the Freaks return to format and are back at reading Marvel Star Wars comics! This month it's #81, which is the first post-Jedi comic. You know what that means! Han Solo is BACK! Was it worth the wait? How could you possibly find out by reading this? Stop wasting time and DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE NOW!

This month the Freaks return to format and are back at reading Marvel Star Wars comics! This month it's #81, which is the first post-Jedi comic. You know what that means! Han Solo is BACK! Was it worth the wait? How could you possibly find out by reading this? Stop wasting time and DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE NOW!

This month the Freaks return to format and are back at reading Marvel Star Wars comics! This month it's #81, which is the first post-Jedi comic. You know what that means! Han Solo is BACK! Was it worth the wait? How could you possibly find out by reading this? Stop wasting time and DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE NOW!

Scott, Michael and Chris finish off the holidays and the year with a short and sweet comic book cartoon commentary! What is it? You have to download it to find out, you big dummy! This one may be short, but that's just because the Freaks are SAVING THEIR ENERGY FOR A MIND-MELTING 2012! See you then!

What's that under the tree? Shake it! OOOOH! It sounds like Spielberg! What are you waiting for? TEAR INTO THAT SUCKER! Yes the Freaks FINALLY get to give some appreciation to HOOK, a movie that isn't exactly a Christmas classic - but it sure should be! As an added bonus, we hear from Cobra Commander and the Freaks give you some sneak peeks into DiManzicorp's 2012 plans! DON'T MISS IT!

WILL THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISES EVER STOP? Short answer - YES, but NOT FOR A MONTH! This time Scott and Chris drop a big, Enterprise-shaped present under the virtual Christmas tree! Trust me, there are worse things they could drop! When you shake it, it sure sounds like a movie commentary, but you'll never know until you unwrap (download) it!

WHAT'S IN THE SOCK? It's another Two True Freaks Christmas Special - This time brought to you by TWO generations of Gardners!!! WHAT'S GOING ON??!! All we can say is that it is RATED R! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Tune in and find out!

It's Christmas-Time again! The Freaks have HOLIDAY MADNESS and have prepared a special commentary to go along with the MUCH BEMOANED STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Sit back and enjoy this perennial Emmy winning classic of X-MAS ENTERTAINMENT. The first of many "presents" this month to YOU, from Two True Freaks!