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In a RIP-ROARIN' episode, the Freaks FREAK OUT over the enhanced version of the original series masterpiece THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE! Marvel as how what was once a LUMBERING, SPACE-CIGAR has now become a LEAN-MEAN, PLANET-EATING MACHINE! THEN, if your brain hasn't exploded yet, it's a STANDOUT, DOUBLE SIZED issue of the DC comics in which Kirk and crew meet the versions of themselves from 20 YEARS IN THE PAST! Len Wein MAKES IT WORK! On top of it all, Scott and Chris get a ton of STAR TREK SWAG!

This month, the Freaks once again tackle TWO, COUNT 'EM TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! First up "Quiet As A Whisper" in which we get to see Troi make google-eyes at a deaf, ginger space-diplomat. At least this episode is partially redeemed by three RIDICULOUS deaths! Then, Data get's a bad case of "Grandpa On The Brain" in "The Schizoid Man", a perfect title for Scott and Chris to immaturely mispronounce! We also learn why androids and facial hair definitely DO NOT mix.

This month, the Freaks discuss human sacrifice as a ratings booster, missed autograph opportunities and even STAR WARS COMICS! This time it's Marvel Star Wars #84 and 85, featuring two Solo-centric stories, one a Raiders-style adventure with a psychic kitty cat and one a comedic wrap up to a lot of rascally loose ends. THEN, the Freaks introduce a NEW FEATURE! INDIANA JONES COMICS! This month it's the awesome Marvel adaptation of Raiders Of The Lost Ark!

Stick around to the end for an EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PREVIEW of the NEW STAR WARS MOVIE!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of the great Ralph McQuerrie, the concept artist responsible for much of the look of Star Wars.

THE LISTENERS HAVE SPOKEN! Voting is complete on this month's Commentary Monthly Monday and the WINNER is RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! The Freaks give the film their trademarked treatment but also deliver MORE! Find out about Jamie Benning's latest Filmumentary RAIDING THE LOST ARK! Scott receives some Indy books and an important announcement is made!

Synch up your DVD players, get your popcorn, fedora and bullwhip and ENJOY!

In issue 41 of The Walking Dead we gain a new member of our zombie apocalypse clan and bid a fond farewell to a good chunk of Dale's leg. He and Rick get together for a stump speech. Join Scott, Michael, Sean and Chris for another BRAIN SPLATTERING edition of Walking Dead Wednesday. Also, if you stick around, there might be a little SINGIN'!

In issue 41 of The Walking Dead we gain a new member of our zombie apocalypse clan and bid a fond farewell to a good chunk of Dale's leg. He and Rick get together for a stump speech. Join Scott, Michael, Sean and Chris for another BRAIN SPLATTERING edition of Walking Dead Wednesday. Also, if you stick around, there might be a little SINGIN'!

In issue 41 of The Walking Dead we gain a new member of our zombie apocalypse clan and bid a fond farewell to a good chunk of Dale's leg. He and Rick get together for a stump speech. Join Scott, Michael, Sean and Chris for another BRAIN SPLATTERING edition of Walking Dead Wednesday. Also, if you stick around, there might be a little SINGIN'!

CHAOS! TREMBLE IN FEAR as Scott prepares his longbox for a trip to MEGACON! YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE WITH DISBELIEF as Michael Bailey describes a FRESH SMELLING COMIC BOOK SHOW! WET YOURSELF IN FEAR as this month's Freaky Five brings The Freaks to their knees! AVERT YOUR EYES WITH PITY as Chris strains his brain cell to capacity and delivers an IQ KILLING ORAL REPORT on Frank Miller's Batman:Year One! Then there's the SPECIAL GUEST! Who could it be? SWEET JESUS - WHO COULD IT BE?!?!

The Freaks get all philosophical on Chris' new Star Trek book and then it's right on to SPACE LIBERACE! Oh yes, it's THAT episode and the Freaks couldn't be happier. Join them as they view Trelain through new eyes! Is he a fledgling Q or just another SPACE-PRICK? How do you spank a creature comprised of PURE ENERGY? These questions and MANY MORE come up in our latest episode, so sit down at your harpsichord, pour a glass of Tranya and light the candelabra, it's time for "The Squire Of Gothos"!

This month, the Freaks visit Merrie Olde England via the holodeck and attend an attempted space-shotgun wedding, or is it a shotgun space-wedding? Anyway, Data and Geordie pick up annoying accents and get doctor Pulaski to play damsel in distress in "Elementary, Dear Data". Did I mention that something GOES TERRIBLY WRONG with the holodeck? Didn't see that coming!

Then we meet a true space-scoundrel in "Outrageous Okona" while Data tries to grow a sense of humor by watching a space-holo-comedian do Jerry Lewis impressions. Hilarity ensues!

And MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU'RE LUCKY...the Freaks might have a SPECIAL GUEST STAR!