This month, the Freaks are back on format and spend the vast bulk of the episode desperately trying to bring some much needed attention to a neat little super-hero flick that just appeared outta nowhere, with no fanfare whatsoever, and could really use a box-office boost 'cause, strangely, absolutely no one seems to be talking about it.

The Freaky Five Returns! As does everybody's FAVORITE segment -- Get Chris To Read A Goddamn Super-Hero Comic!! What's covered this month? Download the ****in' thing and find out, fer chrissakes! I don't slave over this shit for hours just so you can find out all the juicy bits in the blurb, y'know!

This month, the Freaks are back on format and spend the vast bulk of the episode desperately trying to bring some much needed attention to a neat little super-hero flick that just appeared outta nowhere, with no fanfare whatsoever, and could really use a box-office boost 'cause, strangely, absolutely no one seems to be talking about it.

The Freaky Five Returns! As does everybody's FAVORITE segment -- Get Chris To Read A Goddamn Super-Hero Comic!! What's covered this month? Download the ****in' thing and find out, fer chrissakes! I don't slave over this shit for hours just so you can find out all the juicy bits in the blurb, y'know!

This month, it's a special edition of Star Trek Monthly Monday! Since we have reached the point of the DC Star Trek comics continuity hitting the Star Trek 4, mark, the Freaks decided it was time to do another commentary! Of course, it's Star Trek 4, The Voyage Home! Follow the Freaks BAAAACK- back through time as they visit the far-flung past of 1987 with the crew of the late Starship Enterprise! It's a good-natured romp where our heroes confront boom boxes, pizza, the cop from the Village People and the smell of Klingon spaceships!

First up, Marvel Star Wars #87 -- Chris explains the issue and Scott feels bad for not caring more that the entire $%&# universe coulda been destroyed!!

Next -- Meet Lumiya in Marvel Star Wars #88!! Darth Vader is Dead! Long Live the NEW Dark Lord!! PLUS -- Special Bonus -- Princess Leia helps set up the Space Al Qaeda! Awesome!

Lastly, but hardly leastly... The stunning conclusion to John Byrne's premiere story for everyone's favorite globe-trotting archaeologist -- The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones #2

It's a BONUS MONDAY! Join The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell as they give the upcoming Summer movies the ol' HAIRY EYEBALL. Of course all the superhero heavy hitters are here, The Avengers, the arachnid and even the FLYING RAT, but the summer is not completely dominated by men in tights, Prometheus and Cabin In The Woods are giving the HORROR HOUNDS something to bite into! HEAR Luke and the Hero SQUEAL LIKE LITTLE GIRLS at the prospect of the new GI Joe movie! FEEL YOUR JAW DROP as Chris somehow confuses Sanford And Son with Hellraiser! Liam Neeson RELEASES THE BATTLESHIP! The Men In Black rip off Back To The Future and BOOBIES ARE BACK in Piranha 3DD! Abe Lincoln and Tim Burton take on BLOOD-SUCKERS and Hollywood mates up Snow White and Twilight! And, of course, MORE!

This month it's a REAL RIP-SNORTER! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they watch Arnie RIP and SNORT his way through TOTAL RECALL! Philip K. Dick's dystopian mind-bender becomes a BLOODY, CATCH PHRASE SOAKED ROLLER COASTER RIDE in the hands of master filmmaker Paul Verhoeven! Chris suffers a psychotic embolism and channels our favorite Austrian Governor as Scott stands by with a taser. KUATO LIVES!

This month, join Michael Bailey, Joe Anthrax and Chris Honeywell as they tear into The Walking Dead #41! Joe pops his synopsis cherry with mildly pornographic results, Michael Bailey keeps breaking into song and Chris brings his brain damage to the table! It's a shambling, gurgling good time! Stick around until the end for a musical treat!

This month, join Michael Bailey, Joe Anthrax and Chris Honeywell as they tear into The Walking Dead #41! Joe pops his synopsis cherry with mildly pornographic results, Michael Bailey keeps breaking into song and Chris brings his brain damage to the table! It's a shambling, gurgling good time! Stick around until the end for a musical treat!

This month, join Michael Bailey, Joe Anthrax and Chris Honeywell as they tear into The Walking Dead #41! Joe pops his synopsis cherry with mildly pornographic results, Michael Bailey keeps breaking into song and Chris brings his brain damage to the table! It's a shambling, gurgling good time! Stick around until the end for a musical treat!

The Freaks ONCE AGAIN break format to bring you a THREE-MAN TAG TEAM COMMENTARY EVENT! Yes, Michael Bailey, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are back with some love for the classic Disney adaptation of Dave Stevens' The Rocketeer! Joe Johnston serves up some World War 2 era fun TWO DECADES before Captain America! Hear the Freaks discuss the film that fills Scott with the urge to "motorboat"! Join the TERRIBLE TRIO for some good old fashioned HIGH FLYIN' FUN!