Join host Scott Gardner for a very special and deeply personal episode commemorating the 100th anniversary of the tragedy that shook the world -- The Sinking of the RMS TITANIC

DISEMBODIED BRAINS! Fifty Quatloos says it's gonna be a GREAT episode if it's got GLOWING, PULSING BRAINS ON PEDESTALS! As icing on the cake you've got yer sexy green haired warrior woman, space-Bea Arthur and gratuitous catering equipment! Of course, Scott has read some Trek books, Leonard Nimoy pops up to make a strong, if cheesy anti-war statement and oh yeah - there's COMICS!

It's TWO -COUNT 'EM TWO great episodes of Star Trek - The Next Generation this month! First off - Doctor Pulaski goes into all-out McCoy mode and gets all wrinkly and crabby in "UNNATURAL SELECTION", we get a whiff of CON FUNK and then Riker GOES NATIVE with a Klingon crew in "A Matter Of Honor"! It's TWO great episodes for the price of ONE! Find out about those annoying DARWIN KIDS and why it all ends with FLIPPER.

Is the world ready for TWO TRUE FREAKS - THE NEXT GENERATION? That's right - the fruit of the loins of TWO Legendary podcasters have followed in the nerdy footprints of their old men! Scotty Gardner and Michael Leyland from HEY KIDS - COMICS! join forces for 2 and a half hours of GEEKY GREATNESS! The topics are all over the place - video games, donut eating cops, Lego abuse, delicious Twinkies, the proper ways to reference Star Wars movie and much, cat poo art, the Amish and much more! Find out about Scott Gardner's punishment regimen for his kids! This is LITERALLY not your father's Two True Freaks! Old guys - BEWARE - there is Grant Morrison apologetics and Alan Moore bashing! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!

Star Wars Monthly Monday turns FORTY this month and the Freaks present a JUMBO-SIZED EXTRA SPECIAL EPISODE! First off - Marvel Star Wars #86 - one of Scott and Chris' ALL TIME FAVORITE Star Wars comics! This is where the FIRST MYSTERY GUEST comes in! That should be enough for one show, but the Freaks aren't done yet!!

Next comes the Indiana Jones part where the Freaks go globetrotting with John Byrne and Terry Austin's THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF INDIANA JONES #1!! Grovel in astonishment as they bring in a MYSTERY PODCAST SUPERSTAR (not Michael Bailey this time, sorry ladies) to join them!! It's a RIP-ROARIN' GOOD TIME - so stick around to the BITTER END!

It's the SECOND Spielberg commentary in a row! This time the Freaks go off the deep end talking about the film that TRAUMATIZED SCOTT FOR LIFE - JAWS! Is Chris actually Hooper? Will Scott ever swim in open water? How do they manage to horn Pee-Wee's Big Adventure into this movie? Kids are eaten, chalkboards get scratched, scars are compared and an aquatic bloodbath is enjoyed by all! Pull up a warm bucket of chum and listen to the Freaks talk over one of your favorite movies!

WARNING! This podcast is CHOCK FULL of ADULT CONTENT and SPOILERS GALORE! Join Scott, Joe Anthrax and Chris as they share their thoughts on Robert Kirkman and Jay Bonansinga's Walking Dead novel, "The Rise Of The Governor"! This is definitely not a show for the faint hearted or the kiddies! Tremble in fear as this zombie novel is actually compared to the Star Wars Prequels! Is the Governor really Darth Vader or Scott's Father? Listen and find out!

WARNING! This podcast is CHOCK FULL of ADULT CONTENT and SPOILERS GALORE! Join Scott, Joe Anthrax and Chris as they share their thoughts on Robert Kirkman and Jay Bonansinga's Walking Dead novel, "The Rise Of The Governor"! This is definitely not a show for the faint hearted or the kiddies! Tremble in fear as this zombie novel is actually compared to the Star Wars Prequels! Is the Governor really Darth Vader or Scott's Father? Listen and find out!

WARNING! This podcast is CHOCK FULL of ADULT CONTENT and SPOILERS GALORE! Join Scott, Joe Anthrax and Chris as they share their thoughts on Robert Kirkman and Jay Bonansinga's Walking Dead novel, "The Rise Of The Governor"! This is definitely not a show for the faint hearted or the kiddies! Tremble in fear as this zombie novel is actually compared to the Star Wars Prequels! Is the Governor really Darth Vader or Scott's Father? Listen and find out!

Welcome to a special episode of Comics Monthly Monday! This month's show is dedicated to Scott's recap of MEGACON 2012! Hear Scott regale Mike and Chris with his tales of visiting the con with his son Logan and then through the magic of podcasting - HEAR SCOTT AT THE CON ITSELF! What celebrities did he meet? Why should I tell you when you could hear it yourself five minutes from now? ALSO: weight appropriate cosplay, half-assed Avengers posters, and Michael Bailey turns 9 years old and reveals some of his presents! Again, what the %@#* is a KOOKLECHEW?

BONUS DRINKING GAME -- Take a swig every time Scott says the word "gracious" and you'll be plowed halfway through!!