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IT'S ON! In this month's episode the Freaks watch "Errand Of Mercy"! Finally it looks like the Federation and the Klingon Empire get to duke it out! The only thing standing between peace and all-out war are a group of wussy pacifists. They couldn't possibly mess things up,could they? Then things get weird. Giant, idiotic bugs and gun-toting kitty cats figure into the DC Comics part of this show and you know what? Maybe Chris and Scott are mellowing in their old age, but it wasn't that bad!

Put it in your MP3 player and TURN UP THE KIRK!

This month the Freaks tackle two solid Next Generation episodes! The first, "Coming Of Age" finds young Wesely Crusher getting his mind messed with by Star Fleet Academy while the crew of the Enterprise get similarly messed with br Dr. Quinn, Medicine Admiral. THEN...It's the return of the KLINGONS in "Heart Of Glory"!! In this episode we find that you can take a Klingon away from Klingon, but you can't take the Klingon OUT of a Klingon! Does this not make sense? Listen in and listen up and Scott and Chris will make it ALL CLEAR.

DON'T MISS IT!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE "Coming Of Age"

CLICK HERE TO SEE "Heart Of Glory"

In this month's edition of what is often called (by "them") The BEST STAR WARS PODCAST on the Internet, The Freaks start off with a little light banter followed by their IN-DEPTH coverage of Marvel Comics' Star Wars issues #66 thru 68!

See Luke Skywalker's thrilling adventures on a desert planet that's actually NOT TATOOINE for a change!

Cower in fear as Artoo-Deeto, See-Threepio, Chewbacca the Wookiee, and a handful of cute, cuddly Hoojibs confront ULTIMATE EVIL!

Then -- PREPARE YOURSELVES for the AWESOME first appearance of the legendary FENN SHYSA!

Of course, as always, these stories will be accompanied by the SWIRLING KALEIDESCOPE OF SOUND that forms the backdrop of every quality DiManzicorp podcast!

ENJOY!

The Freaks' recent video game was so popular that we have followed it up with - MORE VIDEO GAMES! What games? It's a mystery! Who is the MYSTERY HOST? Sorry, no spoilers here! All I can say is listen in to hear a BOLD, NEW PODCASTER who may just sound vaguely familiar.......

Two True Freaks! Presents: The FIRST EVER Two True Freaks! Podcasting All-Stars Skype Summit Meeting! Scott and Chris corralled over a dozen of their podcasting pals, on very short notice, got them all on Skype, and hit record! HERE is that call in its entirety -- warts and all! Freaks, fans, and podcast luminaries -- they're all here! If you want to find out who was there, you're going to have to listen and find out! This is the first of (hopefully) many such shows like this, so keep an eye out on our forum and Facebook for the next one -- so YOU can join in!

TWO TRUE FREAKS! The Show That DARES Ask The Burning Question -- What The Fuck Is A Kooklechew? What a month! Scott is welcomed back to the show and his birthday is exploited for cheap laughs! Tired of dark, gritty and depressing comics? Scott, Michael and Chris discuss ways of "brightening up" some of these sequential art buzz-kills. Then, Scott and Michael talk about how they should talk about Superman sometime and then talk about Superman! Then, after everyone gets all riled up, Chris reads a comic. This time it's a Deadpool and Captain Britain team-up! THEN, after ALL THAT - you get your monthly dose of The Walking Dead, and once again, it is a BITTER PILL! Did I say that there's more? THERE'S MORE! Tune in to HEAR IT ALL!

Scott was busy this month, off becoming an Official Walt Disney World MONORAIL PILOT, so Chris invited The Irredeemable Shag to sit in on this Special Episode focusing on "Star Trek: First Contact", the first fully-Next Generation movie! This is Shag's first Star Trek episode on "Two True Freaks!" and his enthusiasm shows! Stick around to the end to see exactly how enthusiastic he can get! Continuity issues are hashed out, Oobie Doobie gets played, a Borg Gorn is proposed, and so much more!

By now you know that Chris is a HUGE fan of the vampire movie "Let The Right One In". It is also no secret that he's not a big fan of remakes, in fact he swore NEVER TO PAY MONEY to see the American re-do. Well, now it's available on the internets for free, and the time has come to see if it lives up to the original masterpiece. Spoiler: it doesn't. Joining Chris for the first time on Two True Freaks is fellow champion of the original film, Joe "Matt Reeves' Worst Nightmare" Anthrax! FUR FLIES!

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to experience Star Wars AS YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED IT BEFORE! In the TWO TRUE FREAKS THEATRE OF THE MIND! Using state of the art technology, The Freaks bring you the first two chapters of the novelization of STAR WARS in full FREAK-O-PHONIC STEREO! Marvel at the EPIC SPACE BATTLES! Quiver and SOIL YOURSELF IN FEAR at the auditory presence of the EVIL LORD OF THE SITH! Chuckle at the bumbling antics of ARTOO DEETOO AND C3PO! Wince at the awkward, whiny pubescence of young LUKE SKYWALKER! STRAP ON YOUR HEADPHONES! Yes, we PROMISE things will be back to normal next month!

The Freaks bring the month to a close with their MEGA-SIZED Video Game Episode!! Come along as The Freaks take you from playing PONG to committing MASS MURDER in GRAND THEFT AUTO in an episode 30+ years in the making! Yes, The Freaks have literally seen it all and played it all and now they share it with YOU in this PATIENCE-BUSTING, QUARTER-EATING, CARTRIDGE-BLOWING, and JOYSTICK-SMASHING Episode!