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The Freaks bring the month to a close with their MEGA-SIZED Video Game Episode!! Come along as The Freaks take you from playing PONG to committing MASS MURDER in GRAND THEFT AUTO in an episode 30+ years in the making! Yes, The Freaks have literally seen it all and played it all and now they share it with YOU in this PATIENCE-BUSTING, QUARTER-EATING, CARTRIDGE-BLOWING, and JOYSTICK-SMASHING Episode!

The Freaks bring the month to a close with their MEGA-SIZED Video Game Episode!! Come along as The Freaks take you from playing PONG to committing MASS MURDER in GRAND THEFT AUTO in an episode 30+ years in the making! Yes, The Freaks have literally seen it all and played it all and now they share it with YOU in this PATIENCE-BUSTING, QUARTER-EATING, CARTRIDGE-BLOWING, and JOYSTICK-SMASHING Episode!

This month, join Chris Honeywell, Scott Gardner, and Mike Bailey as they muse over which comics they like better than The Dark Knight Returns, Mike rubs his palms together and gloats over some great eBay buys, and Chris delivers an oral report on "Kraven's Last Hunt"! THEN - Brace yourself for a DOUBLE DOSE of The Walking Dead! This month features one of the most intense issues yet! TUNE IN AND FIND OUT WHERE THE SPOON GOES! ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE!

It's the second part of the NEW SPECTACULAR STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This time the Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water tackle two, count 'em TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First up is "When The Bough Breaks" in which the crew of the Enterprise gets the chance to ditch Wesely Crusher on a legendary hidden planet -- and inexplicably DON'T! Next, it's the crew of the Enterprise 1701-D versus a really condescending prick of a crystalline entity in "Home Soil"!

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Comb your hair and put your boots on! It's time for CLASSIC TREK! This month, The Freaks examine the classic episode "WINK OF AN EYE" in which Kirk's metabolism is rocketed into hummingbird speed with some tampered-with space Starbucks! Then it's on to the DC Comics series with Spock's cheesy pseudo-Freudian nightmare followed by the triumphant return of REDJAC! He may still have the voice of Piglet, but this time he's bigger, badder, and OUT FOR REVENGE! Revenge on who? Who do you think?

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Another new month can only mean one thing -- another AWESOME episode of Star Wars Monthly Monday, the BEST Star Wars Podcast on the innernets!! This time around, Chris and Scott take a look at issues 64 and 65 of Marvel Comics Star Wars run. Luke Skywalker helps a planet of lizard people and inadvertently creates Spaaaace Hitler!! Princess Leia impersonates John McClain and takes on the Imperials single-handedly! And much, much more!!

This month, The Freaks are joined by Luke Jaconetti for their comprehensive coverage of the Disney classic of awesome gravity - The Black Hole!

Let's take a look at this fantastic movie filled with an impressive cast and some of the moodiest special effects ever put on film before we get another remake thrust in our faces. It'll probably be in 3D, too. Sigh.

Anyway, strap yourselves in, it's going to be a weird ride that probably ends with your molecules being infinitely compressed to a zero-point singularity by unimaginable gravity. Or not.

This month, The Freaks offer up a TREASURY-SIZED edition of Comics Monthly Monday! The Stupid-Bowl is over (Thank God!), but at least we got some great trailers for upcoming comic movies -- Thor, Captain America, and X-Men: First Class, among others - Hear what our goony trio thinks of them! Mike Bailey attends a one-day comic convention and runs into a wall of CON FUNK. A public service announcement ensues. Chris gives his book report on the MYSTERY SUPERHERO COMIC that Mike and Scott had him read. Scott muses about whether Marvel and DC will ever be under the same roof and Michael muses about what Scott has been smoking. And- FINALLY - THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE WALKING DEAD! This month it's issue #31! ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE!

In a very funny episode of 'Star Trek Monthly Monday', The Freaks make some lemonade from some space lemons, Capt. Kirk wields a space dildo in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", we see the latest model of the Christopher Pikemobile in "Too Short A Season", and Sulu subdues a foe using (for real, not kidding) chopsticks and a Transformer!! Space racism? You Betcha! Also: Puppet Lurch, people thrown into bottomless pits, styrofoam caves, and absolutely NO Wesely Crusher! Plus - as a Special Bonus - BLUEGRASS BONES!

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Here's the second half - featuring issues #62 and 63. Scott and Shag make moon-eyes at pictures of Shira, describe what their "dream date with Shira" would be like, and basically make you wonder which one of them has the bigger creepy Shira Brie shrine in their back shed. Brought to you by RICH POWERS!