Kody hangs with the chuds and breaks the fourth wall, Janelle cusses, and Robyn doesn’t get her Christmas wish :(

A double episode covering the family group chat, the rejection of Robyn’s kids, and Kody’s phantom hug for Meri outside the Haunted Mansion

Kody wraps it up for us and encourages us to check out his business, a gym that never existed.

Robyn admits she has no friends, and discovers that Oprah is not a celestial being but in fact a human

Christine tells us about how she’s been a media star for a lot longer than we thought and it becomes clear the family has her to thank for becoming rich and famous

Janelle runs from the government and makes it clear that she is tolerant of those with with different “sexual persuasions”

Meri turns me into a mumble mouth who can barely get my words out as she details her rise to stardom

Robyn tells us about raising her kids who don’t eat with the Brown family, to whom she gives all her hard-earned money

Christine tells us about how great Robyn is with hair and makeup, how much she hates her daughters cleavage, and how she punishes her kids by not allowing them to be graced with her presence.

Kody shows what a big man he is by acting like a child, Janelle laughs at Robyn’s audacity, and Robyn criticizes the bodies of her sister wives