Robyn is stung by not being invited to a place she wouldn’t feel safe anyway, Janelle awkwardly stands in her kitchen, and Meri makes a metaphor about trees

Join me and my special guest as we go back to the beginning to compare and contrast the Brown Family Vibes from their highest of highs to the lowest of lows. We reveal my own family shame, marvel at Christine’s empowerment, and barely recognize Robyn

There’s a dark cloud hanging over Kody’s family as Truely learns to ride a bike, we see like 4 births, and Meri learns for the very first time that Kody doesn’t want to be married to her anymore

Kody forces me to google “Mormons Passover?”, Aspyn wears a terrible hat, and there’s an uncomfortable reference to Meri’s hole

A sad episode where we meet Robyn’s clones, Christine smashes the patriarchy, and I can say neither the word Aurora nor the word significance

Kody gets an ugly new wedding ring, Meri gets to live in the barn, and Janelle gets to go to a restaurant she’s always wanted to try 🦋

Robyn victimizes herself while telling us she’s not a victim, Christine just wants to talk smack about Kody and Robyn, and Kody sits on some logs

My most unhinged episode yet, full of controversial opinions and cliffhangers

Robyn loses her mind and I figure out who she reminds me of, Janelle has to find a new man to have sex with so she can get a divorce, and Christine is still in love with Shemar Moore

Robyn doesn’t “reck-a-nize” Kody, Meri makes a mystery pasta, and someone needs to take the damn pacifier away