We go deep with Meri, Janelle meets a fun friend at work with a "different type of relationship", and Christine and Robyn serve ambrosia and jarred sauce at a dinner party

The Brown family celebrates Halloween by dressing up as...something, we learn that Robyn genuinely believes her kid is a cry baby because she gets hurt easily, and we talk about Meri losing her job while Christine parties in Vegas.

Kody and Janelle go on a romantic trip to Moab, we dig into their finances, and Robyn hopes and prays she brings some sort of value into this situation (jury's still out on that one)

The Browns prove that they're really bad at road trips, I once again prove do not understand the geography of the Western United States, and then Kody tries to prove he knows how to teach a horse good manners

We discuss the dolls clothes of it all, wonder why the Browns can only say heal when they mean hill instead of heal, and watch Kody choke on live broadcast tv

We head out on a cross country road trip, I question everything I know about what baptisms are, and Janelle goes to a bar to shoot Bailey's Irish Cream

I snooze away as Kody and Robyn paint picnic tables, David wants a shrimp themed room, and we learn the origins of Uncle Grandpa Dad

We finally reach the end of the wedding journey, Meri hangs some curtains, and Kody does his best to contribute to the deforestation crisis

We learn some Brown Family game show lore, discuss Kody's virginity, I complain a lot about the weather and then I say some controversial stuff about Christine (...again)