The 13th child is born on the 13th day, Christine tries drugs for the first time, and Kody and Robyn share an illicit smooch

Come along as we make some changes and journey to the past - that’s right, we’re starting from the beginning! This week we’re recapping Season 1 Episode 3 (having covered the first two episodes in the bonus episode from November). Come along as we learn how they UNbecome Sister Wives!!!

Christine finally ties the knot, we are subjected to lots of weird kissing, and questions are raised (by me) about the origins of this union

Kody fantasizes about complaining about Christine with her new husband, Robyn needs permission to stay married, and Christine discusses the art of making out

Kody and Robyn discuss violence against women, Meri admits she doesn’t trust Robyn, and Christine gushes like a teenager with her first boyfriend

Christine spills the beans about Kody’s wedding ring, Janelle has a satisfying sex life, and Meri will no longer be silent

Kody gets triggered by a Christmas tree, Janelle laughs at Kody’s sex appeal, and Robyn pretends to cry (if you can believe it)

Robyn does her best crying yet, Kody learns 2+2=4, and Meri leaves with her head held high

Kody is paranoid about a Zoom call with his children that no one invited Meri to, Robyn thinks if she smiles enough everyone will think she’s a good person, and Janelle realizes that legal marriage is actually cool and good

Robyn is stung by not being invited to a place she wouldn’t feel safe anyway, Janelle awkwardly stands in her kitchen, and Meri makes a metaphor about trees