Kody and Robyn finally make it official, Meri wishes she was gettin some instead of Robyn, and Kody drives around in circles for hours on his wedding day

Season 1 Episodes 5 & 6 - Meri celebrates her 20th anniversary while Robyn brainwashes a kid and then Kody drops a major wedding dress bomb on his wives

The 13th child is born on the 13th day, Christine tries drugs for the first time, and Kody and Robyn share an illicit smooch

Come along as we make some changes and journey to the past - that’s right, we’re starting from the beginning! This week we’re recapping Season 1 Episode 3 (having covered the first two episodes in the bonus episode from November). Come along as we learn how they UNbecome Sister Wives!!!

Christine finally ties the knot, we are subjected to lots of weird kissing, and questions are raised (by me) about the origins of this union

Kody fantasizes about complaining about Christine with her new husband, Robyn needs permission to stay married, and Christine discusses the art of making out

Kody and Robyn discuss violence against women, Meri admits she doesn’t trust Robyn, and Christine gushes like a teenager with her first boyfriend

Christine spills the beans about Kody’s wedding ring, Janelle has a satisfying sex life, and Meri will no longer be silent

Kody gets triggered by a Christmas tree, Janelle laughs at Kody’s sex appeal, and Robyn pretends to cry (if you can believe it)

Robyn does her best crying yet, Kody learns 2+2=4, and Meri leaves with her head held high