Kody claims poor Ariella has no one to pay for her college, we listen to a lot of gross kissing sounds, and I wonder just what the hell is going on in the state of Utah

Kody has a hair on his jacket and then has a staring contest with Suki, I wonder if Christine has actually moved on, and Janelle speaks for us all when she says she simply doesn't like Kody and Robyn

I ramble a ton because I think I forgot how to do a podcast after 3 weeks, Kody mistakes Batman Begins for The Dark Knight, and Meri demonstrates what a woman in therapy looks like

A quick note

Meri and Janelle refuse to hug, poor Truely doesn't want to watch Christine pretend to be a stripper, and we get a good view of the top of Kody's head

We're back in (sorta) present day! Janelle checks out the trees she spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on, Meri finally realizes Robyn is not her friend, and I ramble on about how I don't understand baptisms

Mona drives around in circles looking for rentals for an entire month, Robyn's got big news, and Kody takes a load off

Robyn suggests her 10 year old buy his own bedroom furniture, Maddie has thoughts on philandering men, and the Browns once again prove they cannot go anywhere or do anything without chaos

Christine's whole deal is basically boiled down to one scene, Meri turns 40 and runs into a house, and the Browns attempt to buy 4 houses at once and are shocked it doesn't work out

Meri climbs up onto the roof and flirts with the tree man, I make wrong assumptions about the Utah County district attorney, and then I get stressed out watching Kody pack up the car to go to a remote cabin