Unbecoming Sister Wives

Meri and David refuse to let Kody off the hook, Robyn makes me laugh out loud at her audacity, and Christine decides to get literal in the basement

Kody and Robyn have a garage full of garbage, Ron cooks eggs, and Christine and David suck down some beers before another stop on Kody's apology tour

Kody manipulates Janelle to a degree I no longer thought capable, Meri refuses to mingle at a singles mingle and claims it's her right to do so, and Christine...plays pickleball ​

We finally close the chapter on Coyote Pass, Christine continues to find fun new locations where she can talk about how much she hates polygamy, Robyn makes other wives pain about herself, and Kody pretends he has guilt

Kody mispronounces words and thinks he would've been a better polygamist if he just told his wives sit down and shut up, Meri reveals that she's been legally asked to sit down and shut up, and I don't really get what David and Christine are doing in this episode tbh

Meri "randomly" "stumbles on" a letter from Kody she "forgot" he wrote 30 years ago, Robyn calls Kody a stripper, and Christine discusses why Paedon can only communicate in movie quotes

Robyn makes a gross reference to ovulation, Kody doesn't remember what the B&B looks like, and Christine wants Kody and David to be besties

Kody forgets he's the father to Christine's kids, Janelle thinks a janky tree propped up against the side of Maddie's house is a symbol for her future and Robyn gives a tearful goodbye to The Haunted Mansion

Mykelti almost get sucked up into a twister, Kody gets himself a new delicious dining room, and Meri has a painting party with a bunch of horndogs

David makes me legit LOL, Meri claims to be hilarious, and Robyn pretends she doesn't want to move into a mega-mansion. Plus, another terrible Special Forces recap!