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One of us has never read Twilight before, and the other is a self-proclaimed expert. Join us in taking a bite out of Twilight for the first time (or come back for your 17th time!) as we go chapter by ... more
FAQs about Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga:How many episodes does Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga have?The podcast currently has 95 episodes available.
July 31, 2023Ep 75 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 6+7: Pro Choice EdwardIn these final two chapters of Book 1 of Breaking Dawn, Cameron and Emily talk way too much about vomit on account of Bella's vomiting (sorry). We have some headboard breaking and some sex dream crying in these chapters, haven't we all been there before? If only those fade to blacks weren't so faded. ...more1h 9minPlay
July 18, 2023Ep 74 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 5: The Birds, The Bees, and The BruisesITS THAT CHAPTER. Post sex sulking Edward. The bliss of Bella and the cringe of Edward. The mormon sex talks. One of those episodes where we really get into the religious bias in how they talk about sex. ...more1h 3minPlay
June 21, 2023Ep 73 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 4: CamstainsComing to you FROM THE SAME HOME it's us! In this very special episode, Cam travels all the way to visit Em, just to talk more about these silly books. Chapter 4 sees a happy Bella at her wedding, and an unhappy Jacob who proved once again he can't be trusted to be chill. It's sad, it's angering, and it's kind of sweet? Still confused that this book keeps managing to be decent (we have a low bar). Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more54minPlay
June 05, 2023Ep 72 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 2+3: Do Vampires TuckToday we cover both chapter 2 and 3 of Breaking Dawn. The chapters in which Edward has to go to a bachelor party while Bella thinks about bloodthirsty vampire babies and has more incredibly specific dreams, and also in which Bella gets ready to be married and then does in fact get married. Cameron questions deeper about vampire biology, and Emily is here with very "helpful" answers. Readers and listeners alike want to know! How do those dicks work!Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more1h 5minPlay
May 22, 2023Ep 71 - Breaking Dawn Ch. 1: Grapefruit MethodWELCOME TO BREAKING DAWN. The beginning of the end of the saga. In this exciting episode we get into why... Stephenie Meyer wrote a good chapter for once? From discussions of Bella's absurd "before" car to excitement for that honeymoon, this episode sure is a ride. Thank you to our editor Edward's Hairball (aka Emily)Twitter: https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more53minPlay
May 08, 2023Ep 70 - Eclipse Movie: Everyone Deserves a Gay HomophobeIt's FINALLY HEREE!!!! And it's a long one!! Join Cam, Em, AND a special hairball guest- our editor- for our Eclipse moie episode! We discuss editor Emily's husband's astute observations, new iconic scenes (bAtTLe sCaRs), Cam's new crush, and more!Thank you as always to our editor, Emily (Hairball!)Twitter: https://twitter.com/unbittenpodPatreon: https://patreon.com/unbittenpod...more1h 58minPlay
April 17, 2023Ep 69 - Bree Tanner pt 2: Maybe We're Both Stupid!Cam and Em return once again for more Bree Tanner. We continue to discover how much better S Meyer is at writing shorter books, we begin to stan Fred, and, as always, we question our sanity.Thank you to our editor, Emily (Hairball)!!Twitter: https://twitter.com/unbittenpodPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more1h 28minPlay
March 27, 2023Ep. 68 - Bree Tanner pt 1: Squishy CellsIn this episode we cover the first half of the Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. While questioning Stephenie Meyer's ability to write teenagers, we also sit in shock at how this book is somehow... BETTER? If only all her novels were forced to be novellas. Also vampire kissing is WEIRD!...more1h 6minPlay
February 27, 2023Ep 67 - Eclipse Ch. 27 and Epilogue: Let's Finish This Thing!Em and Cam are eternally relieved to finally finish another installment of The Twilight Saga! We wrap up this third book with the closest thing SM will get to spice, releasing Alice upon the world of wedding planning, and Jacob's most emo moment yet. Strap in, besties.Thanks to our editor Edward's Hairball for their help in making this podcast as unhinged as possible!https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodhttps://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more1h 15minPlay
February 13, 2023Ep 66 - Eclipse Ch 26: Paging Dr. FangOn this episode of Unbitten we discuss Chapter 26 of Eclipse. We are so very tired of Jacob and his manipulation and Bella and her guilt. In fact we seem to be pretty tired of this book now that the action is over as we kept trying to talk about anything OTHER than the book.Thanks to our editor Edward's Hairball as always for managing our chaos and adding their own chaos!https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodhttps://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more1h 8minPlay
FAQs about Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga:How many episodes does Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga have?The podcast currently has 95 episodes available.