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One of us has never read Twilight before, and the other is a self-proclaimed expert. Join us in taking a bite out of Twilight for the first time (or come back for your 17th time!) as we go chapter by ... more
FAQs about Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga:How many episodes does Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga have?The podcast currently has 95 episodes available.
August 01, 2022Ep 55 - Eclipse Ch 15: Jacob is the WORSTTrigger warning: Talk of sexual assault throughout the episode.Join us in episode 55 of Unbitten: Jacob is the WORST aka CHEEKS OUT PISSIN! In this episode, we discuss just how horrid Jacob is in his attempts to win Bella, marvel at Edward's restraint, and take a stand against Charlie once and for all.Edited by the wonderful Edward's Hairball, a patron and member of our discord server....more1h 11minPlay
July 18, 2022Ep 54 - Eclipse Ch 14: Deplatform UsFor this week's episode we answer some patron AMAs, then try to dig into what is one of the worst chapters of the book so far because Stephenie Meyer can't write. Have we mentioned we don't think she can write? Enjoy such conversation discussions as how to break a femur, why can't vampires just drink blood bags, and how we feel about Jacob's confession at the end of the chapter.https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodhttps://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more59minPlay
July 04, 2022Ep 53 - Eclipse Ch 13: Piss Man BackstoryJoin Em and Cam as we explore Chapter 13 of Eclipse! In this episode, we explore Jasper’s backstory, with all its weird and problematic twists and turns. Also, air conditioner troubles, googling Stephanie Meyer’s place of birth, and more!...more1h 3minPlay
June 20, 2022Ep 52 - Eclipse Ch 12: Sour CreamAfter a short break we are back and RECORDING IN THE SAME ROOM with live studio audience - Em's girlfriend (perhaps kidnapped and held hostage to finally listen to an episode). This episode covers chapter 12 of Eclipse in which we surprisingly see some good communication between Bella and Edward and Cameron makes some predictions on Jasper's backstory. We also happened to get a little tipsy, talk about sexual health (we aren't doctors!), and take a dive into the world of True Crime in the middle of the podcast! https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodhttps://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod...more1h 32minPlay
May 23, 2022Ep 51 - Eclipse Ch 11: Dismembered Vampire DickThis is the episode where we get all the old Quileute legends and how the werewolves came to be. More importantly though, this is the episode where S. Meyer's racism shows once again (yaaaay.....). Magical spirit warriors vs potato head vampires who will win? Also just a reminder once again THIS PODCAST IS EXPLICIT. What else can you do with dismembered cold vampire parts? If only this book wasn't written by a Mormon. Also don't forget gentle listeners, even vampire sex requires ongoing consent!https://twitter.com/UnbittenPodhttps://www.patreon.com/unbittenpod ...more57minPlay
May 09, 2022Ep 50 - Eclipse Ch 10: Kristen Stewart on a MotorcycleWelcome back to Unbitten! Join Em and Cam as they simp over Kristen Stewart, make fun of Bella for having no hobbies, and question how Jacob managed to stab himself with a knife. ...more1h 2minPlay
April 25, 2022Ep 49 - Eclipse Ch 9: Target HaulAfter a break for ~Aries Season~ we are back with another episode covering Chapter 9 of Eclipse. In this episode we discuss how Charlie is losing his status as one of our faves and his learned helplessness in taking care of the house. Cam make's some predictions about who snuck into Bella's room and then we revel in how amazing it has been to see some actual positive character development in Edward. Also Jacob apologizes! https://www.patreon.com/unbittenpodhttps://twitter.com/UnbittenPod...more47minPlay
March 28, 2022Ep 48 - Eclipse Ch 8: Magically Assigned PredatorIn this episode of Unbitten, we get the fun (discomfort) of discussing imprinting in more depth because the Quil and Claire thing happened. It's grooming, people! Lock these dogs up we say! We also see the end of Cam's Team Jacob allegiance as he says some pretty awful things out of jealousy and hatred. This chapter is so juicy guys. Horny? In my mormon vampire series? It's more likely than you think! We get men apologizing, we get making out, we get Edward character development. Wow. ...more52minPlay
March 14, 2022Ep 47 - Eclipse Ch 7: Rosalie's Girlboss MomentToday we cover a heavy but interesting chapter! TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault, physical violence, r*pe -- time stamps: 22:15-30:00. Em and Cam discuss Rosalie's tragic backstory and badass revenge, Cam's drunken adventures, and weird sexist author moments. A classic twilight chapter........more1h 1minPlay
February 28, 2022Ep 46 - Eclipse Ch 6: Piss BottlesIn this episode of Unbitten Cam and Em talk romance and dating advice vis a vis blood pendants. Also, once again, who is Austin? It's no surprise we're mad at Edward this chapter but we feel the Alice betrayal big time, and oops we talk about piss again sorry xoxo enjoy. Of course we also discuss the SEXY BED....more49minPlay
FAQs about Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga:How many episodes does Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga have?The podcast currently has 95 episodes available.