Ian’s back from Madrid and baby, he brought back more than Jamon Iberico. In this jam(on)-packed episode, the Leches unpack directionless orbiting, male vulnerability (or lack thereof), and the real reason no one's texting back—hint: it’s not you, it’s the algorithm. Johnny shares about his expectations in friendship, Juan gives a crash course in digital dating fatigue, and Ian cries in a garden, obviously. Also, Ian compliments himself more than 17 times. So, there’s that. Plus, a Brazil-Ian love story ( see what we did there? ;), a margarita meltdown, and Ian’s strong opinion on circuit music.

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