David breaks down Woody "This Land Is Your Land" Guthrie (dead white Commie bastard ANYHOLE™ with a Klan ass dad) and his poems about not being a piece of shit for 2 seconds; Donald Trump descended from heaven in the 1980s to give David career advice; Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Trump's dad and it's a hot ass banger.

Tommy & Keren are over news, over Trump, over Green, over Jews, over holes, over outrage; Tommy & Keren are into stunt ass bitches (hi hello what's up Chadwick Moore come on our show)and still balls out obsessed w all of u (no homo).

Finally, three brave white people (depends what you mean by "white," depends what you mean by "people") talk about whiteness, race, reparations, and being white.

Akeem and Anthony, both running for public office, talk #shutdownrikers, The Kalief Browder Foundation and cop-watching; everyone agrees that Keren is a racist.

Everyone makes Trump noises, but only Keren has the BALLS to call him the best president of our generation; Jake would’t fuck Jenna Jameson, but this is a lie.

Mehran and Tommy discover that they’re the same messy faggot; Mehran scolds Keren and Tommy for knowing nothing about him, but showed up here without even bothering to learn that they know nothing about ANYTHING, so joke’s on you, MEHRAN. Thanks for listening!! Don’t forget to follow us @UNHIREABLESHOW on Twitty and Insty, subscribe, and rate us on iTunes. ;)

Tommy's a$$hole doctor is an a$$hole but also Tommy is an a$$hole and could stand to be less of an a$$hole. White Keren is not white in Sweden and it triggers and disturbs her.

Comic and genuine halfsie Chrissie Mayr explains why she voted Chill Jill, why she fucks chicks, why Long Island, and marry/fuck/kill Chelsea/Jill's hot son/Jill's gross son.

It’s PRIIIIIIIDE MONTH!!!! You better believe we got comedy homegirl Matteo Fucking Lane to come fag out with us. Listen and you’re welcome as Matteo does Liza, Cher, AND Chazzy, explains gays, explains comedy, does a sick Evan Williams, and fucks with probably the most rapid, most fired Rapid Fired EVER. Then he apologizes for being a garbage guest and we graciously forgive him.

We pretty much solved Israel, and we’re good on that for a while. Yehuda literally makes everyone cum with his Jew ramblings about fucking. Marry fuck kill forces gayness on the unwilling. That’s a wrap on Israel!!! Thank you Israel.