Unwise Girls

(Episodes 3 and 4 released simultaneously)

The Lightning Thief, ch. 13 to 16.

It's amazing! We finally get to stop talking about the alt-right centaur community, and instead focus on what's important: friendship. We dig deep on the world's worst road trip, discuss Percy's parasocial relationship with his dad, theorize about the dark side of Annabeth and Grover, fangirl over how cool and definitely-not-a-villain Ares is, ponder why exactly the traitor isn't super obvious to everyone, discover the podcast's patron goddess, and maybe talk about Hephaestus's proclivities, for like, slightly more time than is appropriate.

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls). 

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. 

Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). 

Intro/outro credit:

On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

(Episodes 3 and 4 released simultaneously)

The Lightning Thief, ch. 9 to 12.

In a time-limited episode, the Unwise Girls cover weird and uncomfortable Medusa facts, probably hopefully accidentally please-don't-be-on-purpose far-right dogwhistles, unexpected sponsorship opportunities, Top 10 Funny Mist Moments (#4 will make you hurt your grandma), and MUCH MUCH MORE!! If you want to know how to speedrun a gorgon vaporizing, navigate incredibly basic technical problems, and how we rank the series' bus drivers so far, simply peer inside!

Follow the show

Hosted by Jacqueline and Jane. Edited by Jane. 

Cover art by Vera 

Intro/outro credit:

On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

(First two episodes are being released at the same time so we can get through our backlog, but we'll have a more normal schedule after catching up.)

The Unwise Girls cover The Lightning Thief (chapters 5 through 8). It'd be great if this was a normal episode, but instead we have to talk about fascism for a long time!! Come on, Rick! Plus, learn about horse anatomy! Contend with us once more talking about Harry Potter, unfortunately! Stay until the end for a special quiz! 

Follow us here (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls). Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by our good friend Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Music credit:

On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

(First two episodes are being released at the same time so we can get through our backlog, but we'll have a more normal schedule after catching up.)

The Unwise Girls cover The Lightning Thief (chapters 1 through 4). Welcome to our brand new podcast, where we cover all of Rick Riordan's kid book mythology series. Marvel at our expert analysis! Be amazed by our commentary on a children's book! Tremble in fear at the power of Percy Jackson Localization! Contemplate the power of a good action scene! Try to guess when certain anime came out! Breathe a sigh of relief that the sound quality gets a lot better next episode!

Follow us here (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls). Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by our good friend Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Music credit to:

On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license