‘I’m pretty sure Hilary is a lizard’
This week we chat to Gordon Rockford of Those Conspiracy Guys acclaim as we delve into the world of ISIS brides, Joe Biden, Boris Johnson and those vicious rumours in relation to the death The Queen. We establish that Elizabeth Warren and Elizabeth Smart are in fact very different people and ask the big question: where exactly is Moldova?
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This week we talk Caitlyn Jenner’s likability, Justin Timberlake’s alleged infidelity, Dennis Quaid’s romantic age gap and ask whether this is the end of Victoria’s Secret in its current incantation?
We talk misleading pictures, avenging the fairy statue, being team Britney, the changing landscape of female runway shows, dropping the ‘K’ word, a Rihanna coup d’etat, holding hands when drunk and the romance of knowing this is your last wife when you’ve got one foot in the grave.
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‘I guess you could say I’m too honourable’
This week we chat Randy Andy Prince Andrew and former drugs mule Michaela Mc Collum.
We talk conditioner impasses, job interview jargon, Piers Morgan, taking packages for lads just cos they text you back, fiscal disability, positive action in the PENILE sense, glow-ups, glow-downs, chronic masturbation, being ‘too honourable’ and remembering your first Pizza Express.
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Up to 90: The Rebrand
‘You watched BackDoor Teen Mom twice?’‘Yes but the second time I was just looking for clues.’
The girls are back and chatting Teen Mom, Modern Love, Line Of Duty, rebrands, TI, So Solid Crew and Top Boy.
Emma confesses to pulling a Julie and Julie talks colonoscopies and mouldy jam.
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This week the girls are LIVE from the Spailpín Fánach as part of Cork Podcast Festival, and are joined by 'local girl' Laura O'Mahony.
The girls explain to their millennial audience what exactly California Dreams was and then go on to discuss it ad nauseam. They chat Barbies, Ken Dolls and their absence of genitalia, the Protestant bling bling Santie gift that was Barbie's Dreamhouse, OTT, Boyzone, Peter Andre's bathing habits, mitching off school for You're A Star, Fine Gael politicians, Terry Keane, Overboard, our collective love for Goldie Hawn, maternal hearing habits, Ocean Colour Scene, Dawson's Creek and the vilification of Jen (aka Michelle Williams).
What we're saying it is wish god help us you know yourself sure what would be doing sure look it
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‘Tipperary is the Texas of Ireland’
This week the girls chat to comedian, host of ‘Buckshot’ podcast, star of ‘Damo and Ivor’ and ‘Defending The Caveman’ Tom ‘The Bear’ O’Mahony 
We talk driving at 7, Communion Harlem pimp ensembles, ‘doing it for yourself’ in rural Ireland, house tunes, NWA, Slater’s misogyny in ‘Saved By The Bell’, Crocodile Dundee and much more.
We also touch upon Greta Thunberg (Tom’s a big fan), Emma’s father’s mechanical skills and Julie asks the big question: leprosy, is it still a thing? We make outrageous analogies and compare British Page 3 Girls to Japanese schoolgirl culture in a blatant disregard for nuance and essentially drag Tom into a sketchy chat about sexuality over scones and mouldy jam.
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‘Now just uncuff me and I’ll be on my way’

This week on Up To 90, the girls are back in the car due to unpaid studio fees (patreon patreon patreon). On this rainy night we’re chatting the queen of hot pants Kylie Minogue.

This tiny little teeny pop tot initially stormed our screens as teenage Charlene, whose on screen relationship with a certain Jason’s Donovan spilled over into real life romance, before she ended it for the king of Ozzie bad boys Michael Hutchence.

A career marked for the lack of deviation, was Kylie ever really in control of her own image? Is it right to compare her with fellow pop heavyweight Madonna? Why has her life been so scandal free? Did illness change the trajectory of her career? Is Danni a headwreck or just a bit of a personality? Why does Russell Crowe wreck Julie’s head? Is Emma the tiniest podcaster in all the land?

In other news, Julie is questioning herself following an illicit venture to her local swimming pool, Emma is an influencer and Shane is being mistaken for a single dad on the regular. We also reference teenage Russian gymnasts, Emma’s first day faux pas and why LinkedIn should be called ‘Please Creep On Me’.

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‘My handsome, handsome prince.’

This week on Up To 90, we talk Sarah Ferguson. Never an academic and known for her love of sports and horses, the world was somewhat surprised when Prince Andrew announced his engagement to an old childhood friend - Sarah Ferguson. Hurled into the public life Fergie  found the life of a royal newly wed a lonely one,  and soon began appearing in public with a string of Texan businessman.

Two kids later and a separation, it was the infamous ‘toe-sucking’ which became Fergie’s undoing and resulted in her being divorced by 1996. A dalliance with Weight Watchers, numerous TV appearances and more scandal involving bribes and ‘money for access’ deals have made Fergie the most radioactive royal of the lot. Until her ex husband got caught up in a very public scandal of his own - involving a certain convicted sex offender; Jeffrey Epstein.

We chat mysterious cats deaths, canine perversions and Fred is officially having an affair. If you ever sucked in toe please get in touch on Twitter and Instagram @upto90podcast. If you’ve enjoyed this podcast please rate us on iTunes and tell a friend! X

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'You little pricktease!'

This week Up To 90 goes live: as our jaded ginger duo are joined by hilarious comics Jim Elliott and Danny Ryan, with musical maestro Fred Cooke on keyboard to chat all things Springfield in this Simpsons special.

The teacher in our midst has gone Factor 50 on the photocopies and printed off lyrics for the requisite sing-songs as we talk favourite characters, best moments and funniest episodes. Julie stuns with her rapping ability and Danny talks swear jars, Jim effectively saves the day with an encyclopaedic knowledge of every Simpsons episode ever and Emma exposes the truth about serial pet poisonings in Rathfarnham circa the early 90s.

We've got misquotes and misnomers galore in this episode, lots of misjudged crowd interactions, our podcasting nemeses make a brazen appearance and Julie's parents are there to watch her big moment as she confirms why Emma is pursuing a solo pop career minus her neurotic comedy wife.

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‘He’s talking about blow**** Julie’

This week on Up To 90, we chat family entertainer turned media pariah Michael Barrymore.

Michael Barrymore quickly rose through the ranks of television to become a Saturday night staple and firm favorite loved by millions. His first brush with scandal came in the form of a rehab stint, followed by a very public coming out story; but it was the tragic events of a house party in March 2001 that would mar his career irreparably.

The girls explain the true meaning behind the lyrics with ‘Blow My Whistle Bitch’, reminisce about girls who didn’t actually love girls (Tatu), and hypothesize on Greg from Love Island’s convenient break-up timing (absolutely no judgement but we are team Amber for life). Emma plays devil’s advocate while Julie doesn’t hold back when it comes to sneaky peterisms and self-preservation tactics. This one is salacious in the extreme.

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