The Winter Olympics are in full swing and so is Trump—ripping into US athletes for daring to have opinions, while Jen enters just ONE sport: Dick Watch. We unpack the cursed saga of Penisgate in ski jumping (tight suits, crotch “adjustments,” and the alleged evolution into injectables), plus the tragic beauty of a sport where everyone flies like a terrified ironing board.

Then we pivot because of course we do into the Epstein mire: why Keir Starmer is getting dragged for “the system,” why Peter Mandelson is the eternal shadow in the room, and why this whole story feels like respectability laundering with a side of panic.

And finally… we go properly bleak with 764: the online cult started by teens targeting teens, coercing kids into self-harm, cruelty, and blackmail—an internet horror that will make you want to superglue your children’s thumbs together.

**Quick trigger warning: the segment at 29min discusses online child exploitation, coercive control, self-harm and animal cruelty. Skip ahead if you need to.

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This week, we survive Storm Chandra, dabble in Beckham-related psychic damage, and then spiral into full existential dread as Jen takes us through Alex Honnold: the world’s most famous free solo climber, the human fear vacuum, and now… the star of Netflix’s live skyscraper climb. From Free Solo’s girlfriend stress horror to the ethics of watching a man risk it all in real time we’re asking the only question that matters: is this inspiring… or just deeply annoying

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Part 2 of our Black Dahlia deep dive: we pick up where Part 1 left off and barrel through the decades of suspects, misinformation, and “lone woman murders” around post-war LA… before pivoting north to the Zodiac the ultimate attention-seeking neckbeard killer and the wild new theory linking the two cases via a recently cracked cipher, a suspicious alias, and a creepy little “deathbed” sketch that may as well be screaming I DID IT.

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Creep love is in the air: we’ve got creeps who met through totes and Tinder, Trump nipping into Venezuela for a quick kidnap, Blackwater’s rent-a-war madness, eBay execs losing the run of themselves and a haunted bra for dessert.

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It’s the Christmas edition, which means: stop buying shite, your presence is the present and now let’s immediately ruin the vibes. We’re unpacking the Epstein files “release” (heavy redactions, missing footage, photos of powerful men lounging with very young-looking women), the mass shooting at Brown, and the targeted killing of an MIT nuclear plasma physicist that has the internet whispering “assassination” (and Reddit out-detectiving law enforcement).

Then we spiral into Candace Owens’ ongoing Erica Kirk/Charlie Kirk conspiracy saga, before landing in absolute devastation: the murder of director Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle found the next day by their daughter and Trump’s genuinely unhinged statement that somehow turns it into an OKR celebration for America’s “golden age.” Merry Christmas!

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We’ve got stupidity, sociopathy, TikTok fame hunger, forged insurance papers, designer handbags, mouldy weed plants, and the most bungled murder plot since Cain and Abel discovered DIY.

Lucy and Oliver the Bonnie & Clyde for people who can’t read instructions decide they want to be rich and famous and not work and not be held accountable for the death of that lad Oliver killed in a drink-driving crash. So they reinvest, rebrand, and re-delude themselves into a PPE empire, a nightclub in the Bahamas, and a plan to get a half-million dollars from a cocaine kingpin without ever paying him back.

Enter: Tyler and Jordan the coke-dealing entrepreneur and his pregnant girlfriend who should have been their business allies… except Lucy had a better plan, which was: kill them for their money and somehow get away with it through the power of vibes.

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This week on The Creep Dive, the girls wade into absolute pandemonium: the Rebel Wilson whistle-blower saga (is it justice, retaliation, or just Hollywood being Hollywood?), the Slender Man stabbing escape update, the Epstein-Trump chaos and the wild Oval Office behaviour that has everyone questioning reality. It's conspiracies, lawsuits, teenage horror, political meltdown and a splash of celebrity beige-washing.

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It’s a mini-episode this week Cassie is away being a good granddaughter, so it’s just Jen and Sophie holding the fort.

We’ve got:

• The Man Who Stole a Bus because he simply couldn’t be arsed anymore
• A brief but devastating update on the Louvre “hot art thieves”
• And a dip into the unhinged spiritual swamp that is Steven Seagal.

Small episode, big chaos.

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In this episode of The Creep Dive, hosts Cassie, Jen, and Sophie explore bizarre and creepy news stories, including a man stealing half-used perfume bottles and a breathwork technician who left a mess in hotel bathrooms. The conversation then shifts to a shocking TikTok scandal involving a woman who faked her pregnancy and the existence of her baby, leading to a chaotic unraveling of her deception. The hosts discuss the implications of such bizarre behavior and the societal fascination with these strange tales. In this episode, the conversation delves into the fascinating and bizarre stories surrounding the Tesco Club Card scam and a harrowing aviation incident involving a crocodile. The discussion highlights the audacity of Frank Refoli, who blackmailed Tesco into launching their loyalty card system, and the chaotic events of a flight that ended in tragedy due to a crocodile on board. The episode also touches on various unusual animal incidents in aviation history, showcasing the unpredictable nature of both human and animal behavior.

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This week on The Creep Dive, the girls unbox pure horror: ghost letters, tree-stuffed murderers, and a Florida man who took “eat your feelings” to a whole new level.

Jen leads us through The Ghost Post of Irene Violet Munro, the Brighton woman getting century-old mail from a murdered girl’s mother. Cassie brings the leaf-hoarding lunatic Matthew Hoffman — the kidnapper who filled his house with 110 bags of autumn leaves and bodies. Sophie wraps things up with the Florida man who spite-cooked his own peacocks.

It’s domestic chaos, ghosts with stamps, and crimes most foul.

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