Charles and Laura are joined by Brother of The Pod, Samuel, to talk Spring Summer 2022.

Samuel fills a gaping hole in our knowledge about The Simpsons while we bring fervour to low-waists and the Azealia Banks model of Body Positivity. We violently disagree about nostalgia, multiple L words (Loewe notwithstanding), and maternity-strength-inspired jumpsuits.

In the words of Lindsey Wixon, this podcast is going to wake you up. It’s gonna be like.. wake up!

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In Laura’s absence, Lev fills her petit designer shoes to discuss diva-worship, Balkan turbo-folk music, pitting women against one another, the separation of former Yugoslavia, the separation of the art from the artist, and Beyonce performing for al-Gaddafi.

Join Charles and Lev as they cancel the First Lady of the Militia and try to pronounce Jelena Karleuša's name. That’s turbo-folks!

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Join Charles and Laura at la barre as their sadomasochistic compulsion to DANCE brings them closer to the brink of Climax than ever before! Something Suspiria this way comes…

They talk affliction, addiction, foot surgery, cosmetic competitive leg elongation, having a day job as a welder, and The Arronofsky Method. Le pod reveals the origins of Sealing With A Loving Kiss, and the cultural fascination with ballerina bodies at the intersection of fashion and dance.

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Join foreign correspondents, Laura and Charles, as they try to locate America on Dan Levy’s Met map. They discuss the ins and outs of American fashion as it pertains to the 2021 Met Gala. From taxing the rich to pegging the patriarchy, the question remains:

“I don’t really care. Do U?”

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Charles and Laura relieve themselves with a warm glass of natural champagne while dissecting piss counter-culture and semiotics so that you don’t have to! They ask, what do Lady Gaga, Alexa Demie, Fergie, Kim Kardashian, and trough man have in common? Join them for a meeting in the ladies' room for performative disgust, denaturalising wet-look Westwood & Margiela, and pissing as resistance.

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Charles and Laura go down on a Body Of Evidence Madonna double feature to celebrate their favourite sexagenarian’s birthday week so that you don’t have to! Get into the groove with these material girls as they desperately-seek-salvation. They chat coke in Oregon, hot wax, on-screen cunnilingus, justifying my kink, the susanification of Sydney, as well as the release and legalisation of sex.

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Charles & Laura invite favourite female, Lev, to read Females by Andrea Long-Chu, so that you don't have to! Forced sissification is kind of foxy-moronic, so when she says 'everyone is female, and everyone hates it,' they kind of take it in their stride. They straddle the axes of critical desire, homophobic gay porn, 'you are valid' culture and macrophillic compulsions. Listen, as they dive head-first with Lana Wachowski's twice-daily blue estrogen pill, into Lana Del Rey's enormous vagina.

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