Vanity Project

Charles and Laura and joined by not one, but TWO potential candidates for their lucky third. Vanity Project has been graced by the talents that are Gus McGrath and Marcus Whale in a four-way verbal spar that has you asking, who’s sitting in whose lap?

You may know Gus and Marcus from their FBI Radio show, Sleepless in Sydney, their band, Perfect Actress, or their epic solo writing and music practices.

Once and for all we clear the air on which member of Vanity Project is Gus and which is Marcus? Can we four-way seal it with a loving kiss? It’s time to buy your tickets to the live show, Vanity Project: Looking For A Third for November 1st and 2nd https://events.humanitix.com/vanity-project-looking-for-a-third

Good things come in threes, and in this week’s ménage a trois Vanity Project is joined by part-time Donatella Versace impersonator, full-time Darlinghurst correspondent Theo Lathouras! Now, a mere three weeks away from Vanity Project: Looking for a Third, Laura and Charles are joined by their third guest - how auspicious!

Theo is the perfect VP candidate; with the sex-appeal of Monica Belluci, the knowledge of Miranda Priestly, the attitude of Germaine Greer, and the wiles of Lydia Tár! Will Theo find himself sandwiched between VP once more, find out on the 1st and 2nd of November!

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Charles and Laura are joined by the second judge of Looking For A Third, Lily Golightly! Many have tried to wrangle Lily Golightly behind a mic, few have succeeded. But now that Vanity Project has her hostage, you’ll be begging “Lily GoHarder!”

Lily makes Vanity Project into Woo girls as they talk fondling, writing, bussing, and painting. We ask our favourite DIY school and publisher, Flower Books, what does she think about sex in a jacuzzi? Who is your favourite couple right now? When did you break your hymen?

Vanity Projectors, these are your captains speaking, and we’re going to land this mother-fucking-plane. It’s time to buy your tickets to the live show, Vanity Project: Looking For A Third for November 1st and 2nd: https://ticketing.humanitix.com/tours/the-flying-nun-by-brand-x

Vanity Project are breaking their silence on threesomes, virgins, and their third birthday (you’re invited), with none other than Michael Sun! Michael is not afraid to say it like it is, which is why he will be the perfect adjudicator of Vanity Project’s perfect third.

Listen to Michael’s waxing lyrical on sunning your yoni, Raecism, and why at a young age you need the guidance of a bossy gay boy a few years your senior. Michael Sun bears it all between Vanity Project and in front of the mic… to see live and in person buy your tickets Vanity Project: Looking For A Third for November 1st and 2nd: https://ticketing.humanitix.com/tours/the-flying-nun-by-brand-x

This week, Vanity Project went to Queer Ppt at AGNSW, so that you didn’t have to! We are instructed: one must imagine your grandmother horny...which brings us to McKenzie Wark! We all remember where we were on 9/11, right? Well not Vanity Project, we were too young. But this year ex-Novacastrian, now New Yorker came back to the antipodes to export the post-ethnography of the transgender raves of Bushwick. Yes, McKenzie Wark is still talking about raving and we’re back to raving about her.

From ground zero, to the first death-drop — we mean dip — that you ever saw at Addison Road, Vanity Project’s reportage skirts the life cycle of a boner, the ethics of White Lesbianism, and Law Roach’s role in ballroom academia. What was the most eusexual we’ve ever been? Tune in to find out.

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When did Charles become a fag? When did Laura become a hag? Together, Vanity Project explore a sexless, but very sexy dialectic: this time, in the form of an introductory reading for the “Fag/Hag” launch. The new book by Max Fox and Madeline Laine-MicKinley published by Rosa Press and launched on Monday the 26th of August in Sydney.

“I’ve always had a fascination for gay boys, lesbians, and transgender people,” Laura confesses as she asks the question, is it more desperate for a hag to need her fag? Or the other way round? After Freedom! ‘90 comes the animated aughts. Modern Family, Glee, Prince Charming. Vanity Project were born this way, baby! And they wave the Fag/Hag Flag with pride!

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Laura and Charles address the last vanguard of perversion in our society in the form of a recently leaked sex tape.

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It’s no secret Vanity Project has been taking frequent trips to the sauna, not least of all the one at Ian Thorpe Aquatic Centre in the heart of steamy sex sydney! Come join Charles and Laura as they uncover the mystery of the Man-Hole, and find themselves in a sticky situation with one of Australia’s most awarded gay Olympians.

Vanity Project finds that the Ex-Olympian turned bored-of-Qtopia member shares their penchant for perversity. Your favourite podcasters run the risk of entering the Syphilitic Games, if only there was a way out of this sticky situation…Consider this Vanity Project’s Sex Olympics coverage!

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Vanity Project takes a trip down the golden mile, down the mineshaft, and into the trough (Proudly Presented to you by 357). Yes, Vanity Project visited the gay museum. Yes, there’s a gay museum in Sydney. What can you see through the arch window? The peep hole? The glory hole?

Qtopia invokes police brutality, high school bullying, and the periodic table as a confused metaphor for the multiplicity of gay identity in our city of sex today. Vanity Project chooses political lesbianism, they choose the public restroom, and they DO NOT choose the pill that cures homosexuality because they were # Born This Way and # Proud!

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It’s “The Met” as in “The Metropolitan Museum of Art” and not “The Met Gala,” you f****t. On the first Tuesday of May we turn our attention to the attendees of Vogue’s reason for the season. This year it opened an exhibition called The Garden of Time, based on a short story of the same name in which aristocrats are overrun by “an immense rabble.”

Sound familiar? Vanity Project turn their attention to protesters, who, in solidarity with Palestine tore down barricades to the Met, and were arrested on Madison Avenue. But never mind that, Rita Ora is wearing beads that are older, we think, than anyone, EVER!

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