V.C.'s Pieces

It's time for the Logan family origin story and boy is in something! Ultimately, one sisters jealousy over not having boyfriends leads to a lifetime of being a dick. Hop into the reverse foreshadow machine and roll your eyes in a confusing fashion with us!

We do be sailing right along with the Logan family and here is ~*~Laura's Story~*~. From the beach to the institution, read all about the most perfect girl in all of Provincetown and her creeeeepy twin, who brings the incestual spice. Just a sprinkle tho! You will have questions answered and even more questions after this one!

And Melody is off! Time for some wacky adventures while she tracks down GiNaSiMoN. All the glamour of Los Angeles in whatever year it is PLUS her "triumphant" return to Cape Cod with the daddy knowledge. Will that be enough for Melody? Or is ONE MORE surprise waiting for both her and Dear Reader? Spoiler alert, very much so.

Melody continues to bob along the sea of possible daddies while getting all riled up with cousin tingles. Along the way, she also encounters a new rest home relative, a creepy beach doll, naked mommy paintings, healing crystals, and a suspicious spy hole. Super mini bonus episode of "will he be my daddy or my boyfriend?" just tucked up in there!

It's time to set sail with a new family saga! Here we find Melody, a fiddlin' coal miner's daughter (?)who ends up predictably uprooting to Cape Cod. Gleaming cousin Cary is her only refuge from shocking secrets, new tingles, and grumpy Uncle Religion!

It's time ya'll! The Landry series comes to a close with the expected revisionist prequel! Join us as we wonder what happened to Slutty Gabrielle? How mentally ill is Gladys Tate? Whomst is naming all these properties? What did Daphne say to get the bebeh? Your questions will be answered, but rest assured you will have even more questions after!

It's time to meet Ruby's offspring, Pearl Androidias! She does not yearn and is always speaking dryly. When the plot begins to thicken, it's up to her to keep everyone from losing their mittens. But will she ever tingle?! Only time and an oily man will tell! (She do tho).

Hold on to your gators and clutch your Confederate chesticles, because WHEW! The absolute shenanigans that take place in this one will take you for a ride! What does young adulthood have in store for the Dumas twins? Spoiler alert, it's a big ol'switcheroo.

The Dumas sisters are off to fancy Creole boarding school where they encounter it all! A variety of mens, The Racisms, an immortal (?) teacher, wheelchair shenanigans, and an unsurprising lack of protection (if I can say that).

From the depths of the bayou to the dazzling Garden District, precious Ruby rides a freight train of meth through 7,000 plot points! You may think you know where it's going, and you're probably right!