It's time to meet the last Wildflower (that is not a flower) CAT! This one careens us back towards our favorite territory: namely over wrought drama, ridiculous reactions, and inappropriate family times. You know'em, you love'em (?), the tropes come marching back and they are more foolish than ever!

Next up in the teen girl therapy thunder dome is Jade! This fresh princess of Bel-Air is sooooo much more special and different than the other girls, you don't even understand. Jade takes us through her tale of mansion based neglect and parental non-involvement in her tale. Featuring special guest star CHAT ROOMS.

So, spoiler alert: big yikes on this one. Super not fun story of childhood abuse and trauma. You know that we will soldier on through any mess that Neiderman throws at us, but honestly this was ROUGH. We do it for you though! Maybe we make you chuckle a little? Anywho, find yourself a safe place before you hit play!

It's time to get Misty, y'all! What is in store for you as we begin another round of short bois? How does sun spots, marbles, tea cups, Cindy Crawford, dusty flo, RBF and wrinkles, Charles Allen Bateman, sweater puppies, uninsured motorcycles, and the criminal justice system sound? Because all that and MORE are in this episode!

It's time for the Orphans to combine their powers and activate! Activate what, you may ask? Who knows! But they're on a road trip of tropes, lemme tell ya. Wacky characters, dramatic situations, and high emotions from point A to point ? will carry this one!

We have finally made our way to the last Orphan and WOW does she have a time! In the scant pages we have to meet Raven, we get thrown into a very upsetting story of neglect, physical abuse, racism, classism, and all the other isms you can find. But, like, in a not funny way. Special guest appearance by a power outage on a very hot day!

We blow past the halfway point with Orphan number 3: Brooke! Brooke love sports! I hope her adoptive parents respect that she is her own person and let her pursue whatever interests she desires. What else could happen in an episode we refer to as "Butterfly: The Alternate Cut".

Orphan number 2, come on down! Here's Crystal, of the once mentioned glasses! Super smort with actually nice adoptive parents? Maybe in the scant pages we have with Crystal, she won't find drama or catastrophe. Maybe there will be no tragedies or surprising twists. But whoomst are we kidding that that train of thought?

It's time to begin with a new series! These short bois are scant on pages, long on WTF. Here we meet Janet, AKA Butterfly for some reason. She do be an Orphan, she do be getting herself adopted, shenanigans do be going down, It's both less than and too much!

It's time for the Logan family origin story and boy is in something! Ultimately, one sisters jealousy over not having boyfriends leads to a lifetime of being a dick. Hop into the reverse foreshadow machine and roll your eyes in a confusing fashion with us!