Frens, can you believe that one teen girl, whoomst has only ever done a singular hula hula, has the raw talent to get into an exclusive preforming arts school (spoiler alert)? To her credit, she's also a hottie with GREAT posture and has a wealthy relative, a shit mom, and a wheelchair-bound secret sibling. So you KNOW she's got what it takes!

The next entry into the Shooting Star-Search novella series is "Ice" and yes that is her real name! Join us and experience outdated terms for neurodiversity, the fattest boy who is 20 pounds overweight, jazz Daddy, heavy breasted neighbors, and an episode of "The Mama Show". Keep your eyebrows in check ya'll!

Welcome Dear Listener! Cozy up and sink your teeth into a tasty Cinnabon! Well, not so much tasty. More like "confusing" and/or "stunted". The first small boi in this series gives us a real alterna girl, lemme tell you. It also leaves us with questions like "why is Niederman all about white lipstick?".

This is like the opening of "Daria" where they're playing volleyball and the ball goes past her and then after it lands, she puts her hand out to catch it.

Ok, so this one time, at band camp, Summer (Rain's daughter) gets caught up in the WORST episode of Pimp My Ride. After some wacky home therapy and an interestingly gendered doctor, it's time to log onto AOL and Ask Jeeves about Katie's Favorite Subplot! There's a mini road trip, a dilapidated house, and some gastrointestinal adventures to round this one out!

Hoo boy, if you thought Rain had gone through it in her previous books, you are NOT READY for this one! There's a legit nice ending far too early in the book, but then 1,000 things GO DOWN. And at the end, we're left with so many unanswered questions. Most importantly, why is Rain so opposed to international calling?

Pip pip and Cheerios guvnuh, it's time to go to foggy London town! Our first international trip in the VC Andrews Literary Universe follows Rain as she goes to drama school and hoo boy does the drama find her! She may find some answers, but we also uncover more questions. Specifically, was mockney a real thing?!?!?

What's that you say? You'd really love a VC Andrews adventure, but with an uncomfortable racial tinge? Well then settle into a jukebox joint, buckle your flue belt, and get ready to meet Rain! She is from a Project but really, she has ~*~quality~*~ dontcha know? Anywho, let's all take another dirt poor to diamond rich Jorny!

Welcome to the "opulent" gathering of the VC's Pieces family! Here we gather round the lavish meaty calzones and dish about the 2014 Lifetime "Flowers In The Attic" remake staring Heather Graham Crackers and Kiernan Shipka's Unibrow! Very special guests in this episode include ~*~h u s b a n d s~*~

Wow, Niederman reaaallllyyy went off the deep end with this one and he took us with him, so now we're taking you! Words can barely describe the the antic of the Orphans With Parents nor will they prepare you for the frenzied insanity that we unleash upon you. Hit play and prepare your earholes!