We go back to re-read the original standalone book and have a lot of challenging moments dealing with a lot of challenging content and wordage . . . at least there's no incest in this one? Nah, still doesn't not make it a Big Gulp. Sorry/you're welcome, and remember to never EVER use the front staircase or go into the woods alone. You can also watch this episode of our faces on YouTube!

HATED IT.

Whelp, it's time Dear Listener. It's time to answer the question "How do you make Philip Cutler worse?". I'm sorry to inform you that the answer to that is "Have him change into Uncle Feel-Up," Trust, there are not enough barf emojis or angry emoticons for what is about to occur!

Dawn wants her baby back baby back baby back baby back kid. She lives a pretty boring existence with her former brother/now husband until her former boyfriend/now brother Philip shows back up to continue being a lecherous creep. Bonus achievement unlocked: we get ourselves checked by a fictional character!

How does starry-eyed lil Dawn start at New York Summer Sessions for Singing and end up shitting herself in the "Saw" bathroom on a plantation? It's a wild ride, trust us.

Welcome to the beautiful Cutler's Cove hotel! We hope you enjoy your stay! While here, you can enjoy double the brother love, triple your dads, and get one great big ball of mysterious origin story!

In this episode, we learn who the real hill scum was the whole time! Spoiler alert, it's Tony. We also learn about the origin of the far too anthropomorphic Leigh Doll, rage about inconsistent ages, and say goodbye forever to those Tapered Tatterton Tips.

Tony Tatterton: 'memba him? What happened to that guy in the years since Heaven fled those Farthy fingers? Spoiler alert, he does NOT get less creepy with age. Buckle up and get ready to have your boundaries CROSSED Dear Listener!

Heaven and Logan are married but all is not idyllic! Heaven must face down the twin threat of Tony Tatterton's Tapered Tips and Fanna-lanna-ding-dong's slutty womb. You'll never guess what happens next! (You're pretty smart, you'll probably guess).

Heaven gets misted and filmy when she meets her maternal family in Boston - including one ~*~very sexy~*~ be-bloused antelope. We also attempt a Seth Rogan laugh for some reason!