Jim and Greg are talking cats. They say things cats might say. Also they see ghosts. 

Don't be a spinach dip and fall for Big Cartoon Syndicate's lies—like Critical Spinach Theory—which perpetuate the farce that spinach gives you an immediate boost of superhuman strength and speed! 

Detective John Rafferty lost his family in a violent lightning attack. Others called it a freak accident. He called it murder! 

Introducing "Album of Your Life," a brand nü product from 23 & We—the leader in DNA and ancestry services! 

Larry needs his computer working right away! Better call tech support!

You betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas made voyage on a Mississippi Riverboat Honeymoon Cruise, which led to his messy divorce to Joyce D'Acupuncturist! 

Gerald is concerned that his company is offering more pizza parties than raises.  His boss, Mr. Jeffries, educates him on the matter. 

Hey devout fans of Jay Leno, find out with absolute certainty if your vehicle is haunted... by making a pit stop at Jay's Haunted Garage for the ultimate automotive seance experience! 

What happens when there's no understudy for the understudy in a major Broadway production? Steve happens. A review from American Non-Private Radio. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas got married to Joyce D'Acupuncturist under suspicious circumstances... like some sort of Ashton Kutcher-man movie.  Will Joyce dull his blade?