Larry needs his computer working right away! Better call tech support!

You betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas made voyage on a Mississippi Riverboat Honeymoon Cruise, which led to his messy divorce to Joyce D'Acupuncturist! 

Gerald is concerned that his company is offering more pizza parties than raises.  His boss, Mr. Jeffries, educates him on the matter. 

Hey devout fans of Jay Leno, find out with absolute certainty if your vehicle is haunted... by making a pit stop at Jay's Haunted Garage for the ultimate automotive seance experience! 

What happens when there's no understudy for the understudy in a major Broadway production? Steve happens. A review from American Non-Private Radio. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas got married to Joyce D'Acupuncturist under suspicious circumstances... like some sort of Ashton Kutcher-man movie.  Will Joyce dull his blade? 

Third commercial for Gatorade Body Wash and second appearance of the Mad Mauler and Beef Barlow.  Will these guys EVER get along? 

Injured through no fault of your own by big diesel trucks with testicles on the trailer hitch? Call the Compensator—Jerry Barry—the small dick lawyer with big dick settlements! 

COOL DAD ALERT!  Kickin' azz just got a butt-load more comfortable with the unofficially licensed Kid Rock's Kid Crox! 

Don't fall for Big Cartoon Syndicate's lies—like Critical Gulp Theory—which perpetuate the farce that people actually "gulp" when frightened!