Paranormal investigations reveal shocking discoveries about the Diabolical Denim Man! 

Professional wrestlers Mad Mauler and Beef Barlow are introduced.  Also, there's a funeral. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas gets lonely.  So he created a dating site exclusively for Pocket Knife People!

Jeff and Chris get their motors revving as they check out the smokin' hot ladies at the bar! 

Injured in the "dog-bite coffee spill" at the asbestos factory, a female client shares her glowing testimonial of attorney Jerry Barry—the small dick lawyer with big dick settlements!  

Justin Gunderson hosts a call-in talk show, Teen Talk, which helps teens with their problems.  Teen Talk is not responsible for any emotional scarring or psychological trauma as a result of calling in. 

America's #1 Bully with a dumb rhyming name, Skyler Tyler, needs a new kidney (and probably liver), so he's leaving a voicemail for Jack Russell, one of his old high school targets. 

Never take off that lucky jersey with Gatorade Body Wash! 

A trailer for the brand-new, tell-all documentary featuring Donatello of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fame! 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas worships the original MacGyver—Richard Dean Anderson.  Is it a three-name thing?