Injured in the "dog-bite coffee spill" at the asbestos factory, a female client shares her glowing testimonial of attorney Jerry Barry—the small dick lawyer with big dick settlements!  

Justin Gunderson hosts a call-in talk show, Teen Talk, which helps teens with their problems.  Teen Talk is not responsible for any emotional scarring or psychological trauma as a result of calling in. 

America's #1 Bully with a dumb rhyming name, Skyler Tyler, needs a new kidney (and probably liver), so he's leaving a voicemail for Jack Russell, one of his old high school targets. 

Never take off that lucky jersey with Gatorade Body Wash! 

A trailer for the brand-new, tell-all documentary featuring Donatello of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fame! 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas worships the original MacGyver—Richard Dean Anderson.  Is it a three-name thing? 

Wolf Whistler explains his fool-proof methods for getting YOU a second date! 

Still curious about those 100 farts? Listen to true testimonials from two separate people—Danny the Doorman and Manny the Morman.  Nice round arbitrary numbers!

Zed Lepland explains what "Butt Rock" is and why it's always played extremely loud at his cafe! 

Call our squat-line now to complete your set of exactly 100 farts!  Why 100?  Nice round arbitrary number!