Wolf Whistler explains his fool-proof methods for getting YOU a second date! 

Still curious about those 100 farts? Listen to true testimonials from two separate people—Danny the Doorman and Manny the Morman.  Nice round arbitrary numbers!

Zed Lepland explains what "Butt Rock" is and why it's always played extremely loud at his cafe! 

Call our squat-line now to complete your set of exactly 100 farts!  Why 100?  Nice round arbitrary number! 

Big Bloat Records has an ace up their sleeve (or underground aquarium)... That's right, Keith Richards has named all the popular bands of the last 40 years! 

Smell like a champion today and every day with Gatorade brand body wash!  The only body was that replicates the sensation of an ice-cold, sloshing cooler of sports drink dumped down a football coach's compressed spine! 

Join Joe as he tells you all about the wonderfully illegal things he sells in his market and also makes sure you're not a narc!

Buckle up Boomers, because you won't want to miss Single Digit Channel's soul-sucking' new show, Jay Leno's Haunted Garage, the first-ever paranormal reality car show ever! 

Mike and Doug politely lay out their grievances over a drink at the bar.  Like friends do. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas is a Pocket Knife Person!