Third commercial for Gatorade Body Wash and second appearance of the Mad Mauler and Beef Barlow.  Will these guys EVER get along? 

Injured through no fault of your own by big diesel trucks with testicles on the trailer hitch? Call the Compensator—Jerry Barry—the small dick lawyer with big dick settlements! 

COOL DAD ALERT!  Kickin' azz just got a butt-load more comfortable with the unofficially licensed Kid Rock's Kid Crox! 

Don't fall for Big Cartoon Syndicate's lies—like Critical Gulp Theory—which perpetuate the farce that people actually "gulp" when frightened! 

Sir Reginald Bottomshire III just can't catch a break when it comes to fulfilling the Queen's demands. 

Lucid dreamer, Lee Tommy Jones, is the official spokesman for BUTT IF, the premier celebrity butt implant conglomeration! 

Nothing tears apart a family dinner quite like politics. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas is having trouble with that dating website for Pocket Knife People.  Sickos and bad actors have infiltrated, including his on-again off-again lady friend, Joyce D'Acupuncturist, who like her namesake is in fact an acupuncturist (and freaky deaky). 

Safari guide John DEFINITELY knows what he's talking about when it comes to animals.  So don't bother looking up anything he says on your phone!