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Alternate Title: This Podcast was Recorded in a Society.

Kyle has a list ready for this one. You may ask yourself, is Raising Arizona on the list? It's number 3, in fact. Are we messier than usual in this one? No...maybe.

Alternate Title: Should Have Watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

This week it was Valley Girl's turn. Lots of people seem to like this one, we just don't know why. It's got Nic Cage before he learned to kiss; there's no way that his natural chest hair either. Kyle gives the categories random men on the street fall into and wonder if kids still listen to punk rock. Go listen to that Moon and Frank Zappa song.

Alternate Title: Big Hec Terror of the Barrio.

We watched Night of the Comet -- it holds up. It also stars two actresses the KvLT know; we're just going to be self-referential from now on. We talk about nuance and George Lucas and formats. 

Alternate Title: GungFuCast

This one's about Shaolin vs Wu Tang (Or Shaolin and Wu Tang - depending) The movie that gave Rza a thousand samples. We talk other stuff too, as is our want. Come check it out, or not, whatever... subscribe or something. We don't know.

Alternate Title: The First MCU Horror Film.

We're told this is Tom Hanks's first movie role - Made-for-TV still counts. Mazes and Monsters is a movie about a bunch of people with mental illness who sorta play Dungeons and Dragons in a cave. This movie gives you so many important laugh lessons, you heard us. There's some other stuff here too, whatever.

Alternate Title: Kavinsky Inspo Post.

The Wraith is a movie starring a gangly buttface and his gang of jerk kids as they slowly get taken apart by an avenging ghost car driven by Charlie Sheen. It's great and awful. We talk about some other stuff too, like The Flash in an erotica thriller. Listen to it, it's got tiger blood or something. 

Alternate Title: A Milquetoast Haunting.

We watched House. This movie's a hard one to pin down, it might be one of the good-bad movies, or it might be boring. The creature designs are great in either case. We talk through a lot of random topics at the beginning too.

Goodbye, Rutger Hauer.

Alternative Title: USA? A-OK.

Someone was out to get some of that Goonies cash in 1987 and they made The Monster Squad. Last week, we decided to watch it. The Wolfman's got nards. Some of you are wondering why you haven't heard of it, watch it and you'll know. We talk about Stranger Things Season 3 and the history of Kevin Smith's tweets. Also, the news of the week; which is depressing.

Alternate Title: Maximum Pretensions. 

We watched a movie from Stephen King's cocaine years; it's Maximum Overdrive time.  We'd argue it's one of those good bad movies, we certainly remember watching whenever it came on TV. We talk Stranger Things, a lot, but Kyle doesn't want to hurt his friend's feelings. 

Alternate Title: Pass the Torch

We watched Runaway this week. It stars Tom Selleck, whose got that big mustache energy, and Gene Simmons in his titular role as a creepy robotics ghoul. We're sorry we told you guys to watch this one. We also talk about the Democratic Primary debates and incels and KISS (surprisingly).