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  • Kurt Cult (Escape from New York)

    Alternate Title: I Like My Presidents Harrison Tough. 

     

    It's Kurt Russell time. Is he the greatest action star of the 80s? Come watch him Escape from New York. This one's got our old friend Tom Atkins too. It's a grand time. We also talk the similarities of Rhonda Byrne and Aleister Crowley. 

    1 hr 30 min
  • (Everything But) Airplane!

    Alternate Title: Airplane! (But Everything).

     

    We watched Airplane! but we don't talk about it as much as usual. What's to say about the funniest comedy movie of all time? Probably a lot. We loved it, watch it or watch it again you nerds. Kyle calls out David Tennant (McDonald) and we do talk about a lot of other stuff. 

     

    Hey, that Mueller report comes out tomorrow. We're still relevant.

    1 hr 9 min
  • ACAB (Police Academy)

    Alternate Title: No Gute Cops. 

     

    We've done a very bad thing to all of you, we're making you watch Police Academy. How gute is? Eh... Bobcat Goldthwait and Bill Clinton's opinion differ, Space Force's opinion falls on the Bobcat side of the spectrum. We talk Twitter and get angry about Garth Brooks.

    55 min
  • BONUS: Rasslemania Especial (WrestleMania 3)

    Alternate Title: Heenan Don't Hurt 'em.

     

    Our second bonus episode - for the kids. It's that special time of year when I remember that wrestling's still a thing. We watched WrestleMania 3. It's got Hulk, it's got Andre, it's got Bob Uecker, it's got the Can-Am Connection. It's got everything. 

    1 hr 48 min
  • Taming of the Screw (Police Story)

    Alternate Title: Jackie Chan versus Interpersonal Relationships.

     

    It's 80s Kung Fu classic time. Police Story. It's got all that good Jackie Chan physical comedy with as little plot as possible. We also learn Jackie Chan shouldn't be allowed to answer phones. Oh, there's talk about MCU and cinematography in this one. 

    1 hr 29 min
  • Vampire Bikini Beach Party '87 (The Lost Boys)

    Alternate Title: Santa Carla Dreaming.

     

    We watched The Lost Boys. A movie that stars Kiefer Sutherland, both Coreys, and Santa Cruz - we talk about it (probably too much). We also give our thoughts about the hugely important Captain Marvel controversy. 

    1 hr 14 min
  • Big Panties Special (Cry Baby)

    Alternate Title: The Case Against Khakis.

     

    We watched a John Waters movie. The singing one (no, not that one) Cry-Baby - the one with Johnny Depp, Iggy Pop too. We also talk about congressional hearings.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Toxic Masculinity (DeathStalker)

    Alternate Title: A Boy What's Not a Boy.

     

    The finally of our three part Sword and Sorcery Retrospective; we saved the one with the most sexual assaults for last. We watched Deathstalker, the first movie Kyle doesn't recommend. We also talk about Ted Bundy at the start of this one.

    53 min
  • Conan O'Barbarian (Conan the Barbarian)

    Alternate Title: Conan has no friends, Conan's friends die.

     

    Part of two (of three) in our Sword and Sorcery Retrospective. Glorious Conan the Cimmerian - Cimmeria, land of Darkness and deep Night. This one's about Conan the Barbarian and his riddles of steel. There's also some opinions of FanFiction freely given. Sorry, Arnold.

    1 hr 38 min
  • Puke Skywalker, Masterbeaster (The Beastmaster)

    Alternate Title: Beasts, Baby oil, Leisure and Taxes.

     

    Part of one (of three) in our Sword and Sorcery Retrospective. Behold The Beastmaster in all its glory. Rip Torn is in this? Who knew? Probably not even Rip Torn. There's also a lot of comic book movie talk - we're turning into one of those podcasts.

    1 hr 22 min

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