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Alternate Title: A Treatise On The Ethics of Frontier Justice As It Relates To The Execution (or Murder) Of Frederick Krueger.

This week it was Freddy's turn, we watched A Nightmare On Elm Street. Shawn reveals he looked at New Balance shoes. We talk about a bunch of other stuff, including some useless alt-right goober. "Endgame is a better movie than Avatar - for sure" ~ Kyle.

Alternate Title: More Gute and less climate change.

Go watch 1983's The Day After and then come join us in our dread. This one's a bit out of our normal wheelhouse, it's a Made-for-TV film featuring few rubber monsters and no gratuitous nudity. But don't worry, most of the female characters still aren't handled well. We talk climate change too. Also, it's Yellowstone and not Yosemite that's going to kill us all (Shawn got his national parks confused).

Alternate Title: Kurtis Blow Surely Knows The Way To Roll.

We watched Krush Groove, a heavily fictionalized story based on the creation of Def Jam Recordings. It's a film featuring a bevy of 80s Hip Hop performers before they were stars, one roasting a fetal pig over a bunsen burner. We also talk Wild Wild West, NCSI, and Drake.

Alternate Title: Cybored Sex.

This time we watched Chopping Mall. You can tell it's an 80s movie because of the shopping mall, which we believe no longer exist in 2019. Plus, it's got Dick Miller too. Kyle tells us about his dream of grocery shopping with Rhianna. 

Alternate Title: Dank Krystalz.

We watched that crazy Jim Henson fantasy, puppet movie The Dark Crystal. Narration in movies is almost always a mistake - when will they learn. Apparently, the Netflix prequel isn't out yet, but we're worried about it regardless. Vince McMahon comes up, so does Game of Thrones (hopefully for the last time). 

Alternate Title:  Fistcast.

We are Space Force and we're here to watch movies and fight space pirates. We watched Fist of the North Star this time. Kyle has to revise his overarching opinion of Anime. Kyle starts a conversation about corporate mass production of art. We also talk more Game of Thrones in this one (the finale aired later the same evening). Find our opinions of the final at our YouTube channel. 

Alternate Title: A True Story That He Just Made Up.

We watched that Bloodsport flick. It's a good one, with some classic 80s flaws and crazy Bolo Yeung pecks. We talked a bunch of Game of Thrones again too, "That Last of the Starks", this was recorded on Sunday before "The Bells" aired.  Also, Kyle reveals that he sees Kevin Smith as an enemy. 

Alternate Title: Hot Takes That No One Asked For.

This week, The Great Outdoors. It's John Candy and Dan Aykroyd in this podcast's second John Hughes movie. The Great Outdoors > Weird Science. We talk a lot of Game of Thrones in this one, "The Long Night" episode. We recorded this on Sunday and were further disappointed hours later by "The Last of the Starks". Honestly, it's another one where we discuss everything else but the movie we watched.

Alternate Title: Disney's "Support the Establishment".

We were supposed to watch The Punisher (1989) - and we did - but this one's really just about Avengers: Endgame. We bought into the hype, and now this podcast really is just like all the other movie podcasts. 

Alternate Title: Send in the Klowns.

Early Episode! Special Punisher episode tomorrow. We watched that Killer Klowns From Outer Space movie. These Klowns got the craziest killer hi-jinx you ever did see. What's your favorite? We talk about a whole bunch of other stuff too, mostly ghosts.