VHS KvLT

Alternate Titles: Podformers: A New Hope Rod.

The the greatest story ever told? Transformer: The Movie (1986). We watched this movie too much as kids, there's no objectivity here. Our favorite "For TV" edits are discussed.

Alternate Title: Aliens and Spaces Forces

The age old question, which of the two good Alien movies is your favorite? Alien or Aliens? Ridley Scott or James Cameron? This week we watched Aliens. Cameron's sequel to Scott's space-horror movie. There's Aliens, there's space marines, there's Paul Reiser. All that plus, Michael Fassbender and the optical inch.

Alternate Title: Raggedy Man is the captain (Walker) now.

Barter Town, Aunty, Master-Blaster, the whole gang's here. We watched Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome this week. Is it the weakest of Mad Maxes? We decide. Shawn also disparages old folks and their tennis game.

Alternate Title: Wyatt Donnelly and The Magic Slave Girl.

Weird Science, the weakest of Hughes' 80s cannon. We watched it. How is it? We spend a lot of time trying to talk about almost anything else. Kyle coins the term "manly pearls."

Alternate Title: SpaceForce watches Lifeforce.

So... we watched Lifeforce. What to say? You'd think a movie about sexy, space vampires would be fun, but the British sure found a way. We also consider the friendliness of Americans.

Alternate Title: Lars, The Real Girl, and The Real Job.

Our first bonus episode. Shawn liked Blade Runner 2049 so much that we decided you needed to hear all about it. Plus, we mistake the Schwarzenegger-Classic The 6th Day for Schwarzenegger-Classic Eraser.

Alternate Title: Farewell, My Replicant. 

It's Blade Runner time. If you're wondering, we watched the Theatrical and the Final Cuts - you should only watch the Final Cut. Also, what's up with the deer in Ring 2?

Alternate Title: Schizoid Embolism is our band name.

We watched Total Recall this week. Arguably Arnold's best movie ever (I'll argue it). Kyle also reveals how he really feels about remakes and Anime.

Alternate Title: Dedicated to our Mother and Father

DYAAAAAHHOW! Sleep Away Camp. Is this movie terrible? Yes. Is it a fun movie? Yes. Also, Marvel makes Kyle feel a thing.

Alternate Title: Dick and the Toad Boys

This one's about Ghoulies. We watched it, and it does technically qualify as a movie - barely. Wow, does this guy look like Nathan Fillion. Also, a discussion on police procedural.

P.S. We lost an episode