Deep under the Pentagon, there is a door. An armed guard stands at this door, ever watchful. Should you present the proper credentials, you will be allowed beyond. Inside is a brightly lit and sterile elevator. Should you take that elevator down as  far as it goes you may find yourself in a large, open space underground. To the naked eye, it may look like an indoor football field. But to the nation’s top military commanders, it looks like the training grounds for America’s elite freedom strike force. Enemies of America: Are you ready for some football?

This week we watched the weirdly long music video for Hank Williams Jr.’s “Are You Ready for Some Football” and we can confirm that we are not.

Aaron Littleton hosts and joins the tribe. John Hurst co-hosts and has a full name.

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Listen kids don’t put that salad in your mouth. It’s…not healthy OK. Nothing here is healthy. You can’t eat anything at this restaurant, or at least you shouldn’t.

We watched this weird Canadian PSA about not putting things in your mouth.  You should watch it too and learn its secrets.

John Hurst hosts and becomes a viral sensation. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and scares his dog.

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There are some search terms that you just know will form a powerful intersection of energies; a load-bearing support of the deep human psyche. Before you even finish typing the phrase, you can begin to feel the weight of the results. Past that electronic Rubicon, you know there is an inescapable puissance of madness. Perhaps the king of such search terms? “Evanescence” + “Sonic the Hedgehog”.

This week we watched Evanescence’s seminal “Bring Me to Life” music video.  You’ve… seen the memes I’m sure.

Aaron Littleton hosts and really wants to talk about zoning boards. John Hurst co-hosts and refuses mayonnaise.

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Hey, d’ya ever wonder what the future is gonna be like? Do you think there’s gonna be like…robots? What about swimming pools? Will the robots swim in the swimming pools? What about sandwiches? Will the pools eat the sandwiches? Do sandwiches ride horses and what happens to horse bones after the pools eat the sandwiches? I worry about that stuff.

We watched Lil Nas X’s “Panini” music…video? This week. We watched it on loop.

John Hurst hosts and deepens the mystery. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and dials it back.

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Listen, Harvard’s easy to get into OK? You just…throw on your smoking jacket, barge down a brandy and take a big rip of your CBD vape while submitting your taped application. It works more often than you think, especially if you live in the increasingly unlikely Legally Blonde universe. Give it a shot! (Also it helps if you’re Reese Witherspoon.)

Aaron Littleton hosts and takes on the big case! John Hurst co-hosts and samples a CD!

We watched the Legally Blonde trailer on loop! Don’t object and just watch it!

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In the beginning Ronald set “Let there be fries” and there were fries and Ronald saw they were good. Then came the dark days and there was much chaos. Ronald looked down and said “I shall punish them with a great Shamrock Shake” and they sat in their cars, listened to their podcasts and gnashed their teeth.

This week we watched a McDonald’s seatbelt PSA from the 80s and created yet another religion to fit into the VDL pantheon.

John Hurst hosts and eats a McGriddle. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and drives with his knees.

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The seat feels worn. You’re sitting in a seat? You’re sitting in a seat. A movie theater seat. When did you go to the movies? There’s a cup in the armrest, it’s lukewarm soda and ice melt. You take a sip anyway. Did you fall asleep? Muscles ache to move and you long to stretch, but you don’t. Mission Impossible 2 is playing on the screen. Wait, what year is it? Your watch is missing.  Your shoes are missing. Why are you here? Why are you watching Mission Impossible 2? What have you done? What have you done?!

This week we watched the Mission Impossible 2 trailer on repeat. Let that sink in.

Aaron Littleton hosts and buys the soundtrack. John Hurst co-hosts and sells the sound track.

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In some far distant era, when the year 2019 sounds like the year 219 to our modern ears, little of what made us will remain. Our physical bodies will have dissolved away, very little will prove that we ever existed at all. Some art though, will live on. Some of it will be great, while some of it will just be lucky. Our subject today is the former.

We watched the omni-present HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA for our video this week. Watch it as if you haven’t already memorized its every pixel.

John Hurst hosts and uses bread. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and talks olives!

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To Steven, the person whom I lent Final Fantasy VII to in middle school and never returned it: No, seriously, what happened to that copy of Final Fantasy VII, Steven? I’m not even mad anymore about it! You said you broke Disc 1 and threw away the entire game. We all know that’s a lie! The guard who never lies knew it was a lie and the guard who always lies actually broke his own promise because he know that horsedung too! You get some sweet cash for it? Enough to buy a copy of Mortal Kombat: Special Forces maybe? I hope you did. I hope you and your lies and your subpar PlayStation 1 brawlers are happy, Steven! This is what I use instead of a therapist these days!

Well, that and this podcast. The one you’re about to hear. This time, it’s the Konami logo movie from the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Playstation disc.  We loop it. A lot. We don’t think that’s very healthy of us! Naturally, you should join us!

Aaron hosts this week and buys some cables from who knows where on the internet. John co-hosts and keeps losing all these toy boats!

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Man, I have no idea what’s happening here. I watched this a bunch and I just…don’t get it. Is that rice? Coconuts? Why is it hairy? What. Is. This. John. Seriously.

We watched something or another this week. Get in on it.

John Hurst hosts this week and lives in the goof. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and has to explore the options.

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