Video Death Loop

In the late 80s, cereal ideas were already pretty dire, but that doesn’t mean anything if you have a dino pun ready to go! As soon as you make a dino pun, your marketing idea instantly jumps up in potential profits 800%, no matter how much sawdust and glue you use in the final product. It just make sense. Put dinos in anything! Kids will love them. Hell, I bet if we put them into a podcast episode, people will gobble it up! Maybe a podcast episode like this one, where we watch the Dinersaurs Cereal Commerical on loop! It sells itself! Get our brand lawyer on the phone! We got a new plan!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is only eating the cereal part of the complete breakfast. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and he’s choosing the red crayon for the Allosaurus.

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Alexander Hamilton (Not pictured) is on a lot of people’s minds this week! That’s weird. Maybe something came out and people are into it but it definitely hasn’t hit our radars! The only way we know about the man who would become a Founding Father would be through this  “Got Milk?” commercial that played all over Cable Television in the early 90s. Maybe people are really into milk again? It’s good stuff! Goes great when you’re sitting in an escape room/warehouse by yourself making hefty peanut butter sandwiches. How does one slice of bread hold so much peanut butter?! That’s because it’s the good bread. Come dine with us.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s double layering this peanut butter all over this bread. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s eagerly awaiting his awesome future gift from Ben Franklin.

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When you’re at the Sizzler, everyone is equal. It’s like socialism but with what more shrimp and sundaes. It’s a quiet revolution sweeping the nation but maybe it could be sweeping through Time as well?! Only Sizzler and the Epsilon Project Protocol know for certain! Come be a part of our family in any time! Any time.

John Hurst hosts and he is toting in the A/V Cart for the classroom. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and is inquiring about the bottomless wine cup.

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We were kind of obsessed with giving kids things that could be used as weapons in a pinch! Baseball bats? Great, you’re already there! Scooter? Hey, you can twist that thing around and do a sick kickflip on someone’s face! A Yo-yo? I played Startropics, I know those things can do damage! And the Skip it? Well, that’s a flail on a leg! And a counter! To show how many people your flailed! It’s high score time in recess and now you’re in the principal’s office for medieval weaponry!

Anyway, we watch the commercial for one on loop  and realize that it’s probably in time for a revitalization via a TV movie and/or franchise. Find out more inside your ears!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is confident that he is your host this week! John Hurst is your co-host and he is expanding the Rush Hour Cinematic Universe despite everyone’s protests.

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Gull wing doors! They go up and down, not to the side! It’s the future! And also, I think it was in some movie in the 80s. It’s the DeLorean and it’s at your local CostCo! How did it get there? Why is it matte black instead of the normal stainless steel aluminum design? Who is the guy beside it in the geek shirt and poorly fitted overshirt combo, smiling with an devilish, trickster smirk? It’s the lynchpin of history and it’s on Video Death Loop this week!

John Hurst is your host and he’s burning two podcasts to a CD-R. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he has a car fact sheet for you.

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Write to us at [email protected]! Also, the official theme of the podcast is now available for download on bandcamp! Come hear almost a minute long version of it with lyrics and everything!

Hey, did you come here because you saw the PS5 Reveal Trailer earlier? You did, didn’t you? I knew it! You saw that Deathloop game (Which looks very good, I don’t blame you!), decided to search for it and you found this podcast instead! Sorry! But while you’re here, we watched the PS5 Reveal on Loop until we couldn’t take it anymore. No, we don’t show you the footage, but you can hear us talking about it! And we immediately swerve into a Taco Bell marketing spiel that you should absolutely not take from us we copyrighted it and everything no takies. But we’re watching it and you can take out word for it.

Anyway, if you’re Arkane Studios, hit us up! You like Death Loops, we like Death Loop, perhaps we can Death Loop… Together?!

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and had to play hide and seek five times to see this. John  Hurst co-hosts and is screaming at his monitor directly to you.

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Did you realize the Game Boy Camera solved all your problems? No? Well, that’s because you were probably one of those poor saps playing Pokemon or Tetris or whatever “fad” was happening at the time. The Game Boy camera is real! It has your face in it! Or your dad’s face! Or your bully’s face! And from that alone, it can save you from a life of sorrow because they’re too busy trying to figure out how to play the run and jump minigame instead of doing whatever they were about to do. You can use that time to go see your friend’s ska band. They’re very bad, but it’s fun!

John Hurst is your host and he’s dropping floppies out of his Jnco’s, whatever that means. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he can’t stop buying ravioli.

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The Blair Witch! Oooh,  scary! It has symbols everywhere! The camera is shaking and they are scared and being picked off! We’re all shocked! But it’s rated R so we better not see your 16-year old behind in here! Unless you sneak in with a plate of chicken livers, and then you better share (And eat quick before it  stinks up the whole aisle!) Hand me that ketchup!

Here’s the weirdly high quality trailer!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is hungry for some some gas station food. John Hurst is your co-host and and is about to edit the encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

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You ever just go to into your car (The passenger side, since you never get to ride in your own car. Enjoy the experience!) and just… Chill? Snoop Dogg does. Or maybe he’s riding in someone’s car and they went inside for a few minutes! Who knows! He could be in mid-transit to making the ratings pop on some show you’ve never watched (but know that Snoop Dogg is guest starring on!) Anyway, he’s listening to “Let It Go” off the Frozen soundtrack. Now we are too. And now, somehow, so are you.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not afraid of volcanoes. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and and already knows all the spoilers for 2020.

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Have you heard the tale of your local dentist down the block who will give you laughing gas whenever you want?! He’s a little more expensive than most, but he does the job! He’s got only a 3 star on Coruscant Review, but he’s trustworthy! I think he might also be the an emperor of evil or something? Not sure, don’t care! Cleans my teeth and I don’t feel a thing! Anyway, check out Palpy-ol’-Pal and tell ’em Obi sent ya!

This is that one scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith where Palpatine tells a tale. Join us as we watch it on loop!

This week, Aaron Littleton is your host and he and does not think he ordered this fighter jet image in anime form. John Hurst is your co-host/hurst and he opens the door for you!

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