Video Death Loop

It’s an emergency Halloween slumber party and the nearest place is Walgreens. They don’t have any of their 4 for $10 Coca-Cola Products or pizzas, but they do have a copy some Quaker Oats Cereal and a copy of Bedazzled starring Brendan Frasier in the $1 bin ready for watching. It’s just as good right? They’re all hopped up on sugar and socializing that they won’t care whatever happens. Just let them all nestle in their Emily the Strange pajamas and log onto Neopets because you’ve done your duty for Halloween. Good job you! Wait, wasn’t that cat a dog before?

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s trying to get The Miz to make Suburban Commando 2. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he wants to know what’s with all the hair for sale in Walden.

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Wait, you’re the 3 Ninjas of Nebraska? No way! We’re the Iowa 3 Ninjas! Fancy seeing you guys all here! So, how’s grandpa? Still skipping out on family to run a fake syndicate of ninja kids for the 90s? Same here! We got so much in common! Hey, you should come with us to Mega Mountains! Yeah, it’s got uh, a roller coaster? And maybe a western town? And some sci-fi area from another movie? Hulk Hogan is there and a lady with a whip! In the same room! It might be 18+ but they let us do ninja moves in there because we’re cool, I guess. Anyway, good seeing you! We should hang out sometime! We’ll call 3 Ninjas Oklahoma too!

Watch the 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain Trailer along with us!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he got to write this movie off as as tax break. John Hurst is your co-host and he also desperately needs to write this movie off as a tax break.

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Diet Coke is a magic drink that makes America go around. Without it, we’d be twenty years behind the times, unable to be productive in business meetings or pretend like we’re working at the gym and watching ourselves. But did you know that there’s a secret reason why Diet Coke became so popular and it’s because it stops football players from melting? It’s true. You can see examples of it in this series of video evidence! How are they reforming their body? Are the cells regenerating? Is it time travel? It’s Video Death Loop, of course it’s going to involve time travel. Find out more on this week’s episode and drink up!

John Hurst hosts this week and is afraid to drink a little bit of the time fluid. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and he is so mad at buildings. So mad.

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You say your sick and you need to stay home from school today, but everyone knows what you’re really after. It’s time to enjoy that treat denied to us in our youth: Unlimited soup and crackers, a warm blanket, the chance to play Final Fantasy 8 and finish it before your friends and watch a whole episode  the Price is Right because nothing else is on! Let Bob Barker be your guide into a hellish world of manufacturer suggested retail prices as you hope that maybe this time they’ll finally play Safe Cracker. You won’t talk about it with your school friends, but they too yearn for the luxury you are experience. You are among gods now. It’s just you, the audience, Rod Roddy and Bob Barker on a magical adventure. Tell ’em what they’ve won!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s got a larger than usual wine glass. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s looking for tigers.

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It’s DragonCon 2006. You are thankful you chose to the timejump into 2020 and get that much needed relaxation before, but the 2020 you is ready for 2006. Armed with your extra knowledge of household cleaners and phone scripts, you can’t really use this in terms of your enjoyment of the convention, but you feel like it made you at least a little wiser. You navigate the crowd and were glad you made the call to pre-register to get the shorter line. It means you have much more time to get a Dairy Queen Chicken Tender Basket than you would have. The 2006 You would not have appreciated this luxury, but the 2020 one certain does. If only you can remember what happened this year of the con. All of them are a blur now. But they’re your blur. Number 2. Woo-Hoo.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s got a hard water problem. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he bought way too many shoes.

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I have never been so happy as the people in soap commercials. Feeling good? Sure. Feeling relaxed? Maybe! But never to the point of the freak out psycho energy that they display in using a single bar of a corporate branded soap. What’s in it? What’s the secret? Is it illegal? Does it need to be done in a club bathroom in an 80s action movie? Does anyone in this commercial know what’s really going on? We’re about to find out!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week, but don’t quote quote quote quote him on it. John Hurst is your co-host and he wants a ride in the Blood Truck.

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Garfield likes a lot of food. This is considered one of his many good traits that he has and makes him a timeless classic. He will sell you all of the food in the word too. Fruit Snacks, Cereal, Breakfast Bars in Embassy Suites, all of it. Even Ravioili for some reason! All but the lone and holy Lasagna, which he will not sell out to any one living or otherwise. You hear that, Stouffer’s?! Go Stouff your lasagna in the frozen food aisle of your local grocery store because it’s where it needs to be otherwise it will good bad! Because you can’t wait forever for Garfield. Garfield’s taken a turn and he’s not coming back for you anytime soon. Inquire within!

John  Hurst hosts this week and is cleaning Jim Davis’ pasta-stained hands of this. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and it’s going to go on his permanent record.

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It’s cursed! Or mysterious! I don’t know, the History Channel claims both when it comes to The Curse of Oak Island but they’re definitely leaning hard into the “Curse” portion of the show. We aren’t so sure! There’s a big tunnel and some talk about the Templars and there’s a school bus shot for what appears to be no reason? The bus doesn’t go to the mystery! Or the curse! Two places where I would want a bus in a History channel to go (Outside of maybe a history museum, but that’s out of budget for us at A&E Networks. No no no, we can’t do that here!)

Anyway, we watch the mystery! On loop!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s opening his mouth for fresh hot steam straight from the oven. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s opening his mouth for your local dentist.

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This week we watched an old Wendy’s Training Video for Hot Drinks on loop and learned a LOT about making hot drinks (Again.) John forgot Aaron made him watch it back in Season 3 and he thought he was being clever. Now he has to make a choice and and the dimensions (And April) hangs in the balance! WILL HE EVER GET TO WENDY’S? (No.) WILL HE EVER ESCAPE APRIL (Maybe!) You’ll find out again soon enough!

John Hurst is your host this week and likes Wendy’s a lot more than Aaron. Aaron Littleton is co-host and likes Wendy’s a lot less than John.

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Do you need drama in your drama program? What if we had an emergency trip to the hospital? What if we were the hospital. What if we had a bunch of emergencies every episode in the emergency room and that was the show?  I think we might just have a hit show from the 90s on our hands! Yes, it’s “ER” and it former Batman George Clooney as a normal, non-crime fighting doctor! But can he keep up his Doctorly appearance while joining the company softball team as a star hitter? We think not! Come hear our high concept pitch for a movie, movie execs (We call executives “execs” in the biz.)

Aaron Littleton is your host and he is finding a good spot to hide the 30 pound lead-lined softball for cheating schemes. John Hurst is your co-host and he is watching his co-workers break so many bones.

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