Video Death Loop

Listen, Harvard’s easy to get into OK? You just…throw on your smoking jacket, barge down a brandy and take a big rip of your CBD vape while submitting your taped application. It works more often than you think, especially if you live in the increasingly unlikely Legally Blonde universe. Give it a shot! (Also it helps if you’re Reese Witherspoon.)

Aaron Littleton hosts and takes on the big case! John Hurst co-hosts and samples a CD!

We watched the Legally Blonde trailer on loop! Don’t object and just watch it!

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In the beginning Ronald set “Let there be fries” and there were fries and Ronald saw they were good. Then came the dark days and there was much chaos. Ronald looked down and said “I shall punish them with a great Shamrock Shake” and they sat in their cars, listened to their podcasts and gnashed their teeth.

This week we watched a McDonald’s seatbelt PSA from the 80s and created yet another religion to fit into the VDL pantheon.

John Hurst hosts and eats a McGriddle. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and drives with his knees.

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The seat feels worn. You’re sitting in a seat? You’re sitting in a seat. A movie theater seat. When did you go to the movies? There’s a cup in the armrest, it’s lukewarm soda and ice melt. You take a sip anyway. Did you fall asleep? Muscles ache to move and you long to stretch, but you don’t. Mission Impossible 2 is playing on the screen. Wait, what year is it? Your watch is missing.  Your shoes are missing. Why are you here? Why are you watching Mission Impossible 2? What have you done? What have you done?!

This week we watched the Mission Impossible 2 trailer on repeat. Let that sink in.

Aaron Littleton hosts and buys the soundtrack. John Hurst co-hosts and sells the sound track.

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In some far distant era, when the year 2019 sounds like the year 219 to our modern ears, little of what made us will remain. Our physical bodies will have dissolved away, very little will prove that we ever existed at all. Some art though, will live on. Some of it will be great, while some of it will just be lucky. Our subject today is the former.

We watched the omni-present HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA for our video this week. Watch it as if you haven’t already memorized its every pixel.

John Hurst hosts and uses bread. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and talks olives!

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To Steven, the person whom I lent Final Fantasy VII to in middle school and never returned it: No, seriously, what happened to that copy of Final Fantasy VII, Steven? I’m not even mad anymore about it! You said you broke Disc 1 and threw away the entire game. We all know that’s a lie! The guard who never lies knew it was a lie and the guard who always lies actually broke his own promise because he know that horsedung too! You get some sweet cash for it? Enough to buy a copy of Mortal Kombat: Special Forces maybe? I hope you did. I hope you and your lies and your subpar PlayStation 1 brawlers are happy, Steven! This is what I use instead of a therapist these days!

Well, that and this podcast. The one you’re about to hear. This time, it’s the Konami logo movie from the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Playstation disc.  We loop it. A lot. We don’t think that’s very healthy of us! Naturally, you should join us!

Aaron hosts this week and buys some cables from who knows where on the internet. John co-hosts and keeps losing all these toy boats!

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Man, I have no idea what’s happening here. I watched this a bunch and I just…don’t get it. Is that rice? Coconuts? Why is it hairy? What. Is. This. John. Seriously.

We watched something or another this week. Get in on it.

John Hurst hosts this week and lives in the goof. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and has to explore the options.

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We’re back to the well with more local Ric Flair commercials! This week, we watched something out of Kansas where Ric hocks some fireworks and seems supremely disinterested. Like, REALLY disinterested. Like, mostly he’s thinking about eating ham sandwiches kind of disinterested.

Here’s the commercial. It’s…not worth watching.

Aaron Littleton hosts and wins another award. John Hurst co-hosts and googles dry wall.

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The year was 1990 and the decade had just rolled over, kayfabe was still alive and somehow, SOMEHOW people bought the idea of Sting teaming up with Sting in a tag team wrestling match against Ric Flair. Even without endless fog machines and sweet pink stage lighting, life was good.

This week we watched a fantastic WCW promo featuring Sting and, yes, RoboCop. John dredged this up from somewhere and I honestly don’t have a great YouTube link for it. Click here for as close as I could get.

John Hurst hosts this week and does a laying down work out. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and eats Cheez-Its.

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What can make you smile? A million dollars? A kitten? Perhaps even…gold? Well, for one man in 1980s Europe (and let’s not get too more specific on just exactly where in Europe) there was one and only one answer for that: a Volkswagen hatchback. Some people, huh?

This week, we watched a classic Volkswagen Golf GTi commercial on loop. Join us, won’t you?

Aaron Littleton hosts and has a top tip! John Hurst co-hosts and has a scheme!

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If your house bugs and a spare room, it may be time to call Orkin. Yes, for just the price of room and board for a stranger for the rest of their (or your) life you too can maybe be free of insects for a little while. It’s…great?

Anyway, we watched this entirely forgettable Orkin commercial on loop. I… I have no idea why. Join us.

John Hurst hosts and blows an air horn. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and falls out of the back of a truck.

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