There’s a lot of John Cena media out there. Some of it is what passes for good in this wretched year of 2018. Some of it…less so. This commercial is the latter. Three John Cenas engage in a dangerously patriotic Backstreet Boys pantomime to push liquor and we are both aghast and mesmerized.

If you need to see it for yourself, it’s here.

John Hurst hosts and asks an AI questions. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and calls the FBI.

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When you’ve got 15 seconds of precious airtime to fill but a total of four seconds of actual content, you do what you have to do. The Head On people decided to loop those precious four seconds over and over, creating one of the most weirdly memorable but understandably irritating commercials of the mid-2000s.

We watched this Head On commercial on loop! Apply directly to your eyes!

Aaron Littleton hosts and eats sharp things. John Hurst co-hosts and eats a Happy Meal.

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Aren’t apps terrible? What if you could get a haircut without an app? That’s just the kind of sexy place Sport Clips is. Labor practices aside, they’re almost certainly better than…the alternative.

We watched this Sports Clips commercial on loop this week. Get in line! Online! In line! LINE

John Hurst hosts this weeks and dreams of pneumatic tubes. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and feels safe.

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Weeeeelllll Matlock may just be a poor country lawyer, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like money. In fact, it may be his favorite thing. He’s never going to get ahead in life if he keeps taking cases on the barter system though. Try as you might, you’re never going to make it by accepting PBS tote bags for your work.

This week we watched the Matlock theme song on loop. Check it out while you eat at Golden Corral.

Aaron Littleton hosts and provides poor sitting arrangements. John Hurst co-hosts and files a complaint.

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When it comes to devices that you talk exclusively out of the side of, the Nokia N-Gage was in a class of its own. If you deep fried one and placed it beside a chalupa, you would probably take at least a bite before regretting it immediately. If you had more than one game, you would love the feature of taking out its battery every time you wanted to change games. And if you were a foreign marketing team, you’d love the ability to turn it into its own choreographed masterpiece that features the rare nut shot to graffiti art. Take a stance on graffiti! The nut shot stance!

Anyway, this is commercial is about the N-Gage and we talk about it. Here it is.

John Hurst hosts this week and traverses through a hell city to get to his portable gaming device. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and eats a Panera breadbowl’s worth of iceberg lettuce.

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Welcome to the Facility, try our lovely lettuce! Now that James Bond has that one guy in it, Goldeneye is positively a classic. Maybe not as classic as the circle-laden Dr. No, but still, you know, pretty classic.

We watched the Goldeneye opening theme on loop this week! Join us in Q’s lab and watch it, too.

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and searches for safe salad. John Hurst co-hosts and has negative things to say about murder.

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Val Venis was a wrestler that was deeply understood. Some might think that Val Venis was nothing more than a lover boy, getting his kicks on the road. But, oh no, Val Venis had so much more going on than that. A soothing tub full of calamine lotion is just the surface of the deep waters running through his very sensual forest.

We watched the short version of Val Venis’s intro on loop this week. Don’t…do the same  at work.

John Hurst hosts this week and saves the planet. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and demands  Dunkaroos.

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Is it possible to debate your way into love? Can you start with a machete and end with peace? Is gravy truly the lubrication of society?

Machete Clan attempts to answer these questions during their thoughtful anthem On the Rark. We join in by watching it on loop.

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Aaron Littleton hosts this week and cruises the Great Lakes. John Hurst co-hosts and creates new pastas.

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Chew the Whopper. Know which each bite there is endless suffering.  Swallow the Whopper. A soul is destroyed. This is the triple Whopper. You are a part of this.

This commercial was watched. Please let it enter you.

John Hurst hosts and rings the bell. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and builds the room.

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Welcome to Chicago, Balki! Here we’ve got Cubs games, subways and a 3/4 size Statue of Liberty beyond the Northwest Passage? Perfect Strangers was a quintessential 80s sitcom featuring fish-out-of-water Myposian Balki Bartokomous and his put upon cousin, Larry. Something. Larry Something. Who cares.

This week we watched its opening theme song on loop for probably far too long.

Aaron Littleton hosts and gets into Real Media. John Hurst co-hosts and is not canon in Dragon Ball Z.

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