Video Death Loop

What do you do after you save the world? Do you fade to the background and let people live their lives? Retreat to the woods and become a wise hermit? What about relishing the money and power you’re surely due? What if the answer was none of those things – what if the answer was “become a popstar”? That’s…basically the plot of Final Fantasy X-2 as best as I can remember.

This week we watched the Final Fantasy X-2 opening on loop. What can I do for you?

Aaron Littleton hosts and gets ahead of himself. John Hurst co-hosts and grabs an octopus.

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In the hierarchy of chain doughnut places, Krispy Kreme has settled to the bottom, if not in quality, then at least the bottom of the country. Krispy Kreme’s fried treats have their strong points, especially their frosting waterfall. Sure, from time to time, it may get used for nefarious purposes, but the very concept of it engages the imagination and raises it above the likes of Original Famous Ray Horton’s.

This time we watched this weird Youtube video of Krispy Kreme doughnuts on a conveyor belt on loop.

John Hurst hosts this week and joins a secret society. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and goes into business.

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Listen, when you’re Wendy’s, sometimes you gotta teach people how to make coffee. That’s just how it is. These are the kinds of people this video is for. You gotta entertain them with some music, a little bit of dancing, a little bit of sexual innuendo. Maybe a LOT of sexual innuendo. Or maybe that’s just us.

This week we watched an old Wendy’s Training Video for Hot Drinks on loop and learned a LOT about making hot drinks.

Aaron Littleton hosts and scrambles. John Hurst co-hosts and goes to Radio Shack.

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The Casio Loopy will make you forget about your friends, as its commercial clearly shows. First, you’ll be making a visual novel on your television, then you’ll print stickers of your visual novel, then you’ll use the stickers to stick your friends to the walls of your bedroom, slowly covering them day by day in more and more stickers until you one day ask yourself if there was anybody under those stickers to begin with or if its just the rest of your Loopy cartridge collection that’s vaguely skeleton shaped.

This week, we watched this Casio Loopy commercial on…loop. Join us and print a sticker to commemorate your accomplishment.

John Hurst hosts and is ignored by senpai. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and bids on a dinette table.

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The Pontiac Aztek has a reputation for being a bad and ugly car, even if in recent years internet car journalists have started to rethink  that. Maybe, they argue it was just an ugly car. Or maybe it was a bad car. Or, I dunno, maybe it was an ugly and bad car. Unwarranted takes on 18 year old vehicles can only get us so far.

This week we produced an unwarranted take on an 18 year old vehicle and watched this Pontiac Aztek commercial on loop.

Aaron Littleton hosts and drinks some juice. John Hurst co-hosts and warms his feet.

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The archangel Peter Gabriel may have left with his Sledgehammer, but Phil Collins still watches over us all. He helps those who cannot dance and those who cannot walk. He helps an Iguana get a lift to a much needed hot rock destination. He gives up his constantly focused on blue jeans to a pool shark knowing full well those pants cannot fit him. He guides us ever so, whether it be by a Trick of the Tail or through a Land of Confusion. Phil Collins will be there, watching you.

No, wait, that was Sting on that last one. Look, I’m trying to make up for the lack of Genesis references in the actual episode and the fact I couldn’t remember Peter Gabriel’s while recording. Oh well, whatever. This week we watched the Genesis “I Can’t Dance” music video on loop!

John Hurst hosts and pulls no shenanigans. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and is assumed into heaven.

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Step into the world of young Kevin McCallister, a student wizard who must protect his magical school against the evil Wet Bandits. You will be amazed at how he draws his power from Vitamin C, scientifically the most average of all vitamins. Whatever a vitamin is.

This week we watch the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone movie commercial on loop.

Aaron Littleton hosts and makes things sad. John Hurst co-hosts and sips butter beer.

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Airwolf is a helicopter, yes? Or is Airwolf the guy driving the helicopter. Either way there’s a helicopter and a guy and separately, or perhaps together, one or some or all of them can be called Airwolf. Of this, there can be no denial.

John Hurst hosts and gets in his wheelhouse. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and dispenses fake advise.

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Paul Hollywood’s hand extends towards yours. A plate of perfect macaroons, or are those macarons, sits between you. Time moves in slow motion. Rain dabbles on the tent. A honeybee’s wings, perched on an immaculate flower, move so slowly you can see them. Is this heaven, you wonder. You sweat. Why is his hand still moving so slowly? Why can’t you shake the feeling this whole thing is going to fall apart? Mary Berry winks, knowingly. Welcome to Bake Off. This is forever.

This week, we watched the opening of The Great British Bake Off on loop. Prove yourself by joining us.

Aaron Littleton hosts and eats gummies. John Hurst co-hosts and worries.

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We’re here, we’re back you guys! Season 3 is ready to worm its way into your head like the dark spirit trapped inside the frosty cold can of a Dr. Pepper! Have your brownies, dance your dance, but realize there is no escape from the joy we bring.

This week we watched a Dr. Pepper commercial from 1988 on loop. Check it out!

John Hurst hosts the opening episode of Season 3 and cuts a circle. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and changes it up!

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