Video Death Loop

Are regular theme parks not enough any more? Not getting the same thrills from being strapped into a roller coaster called the Exploding Eagle and zooming upside down over a parking lot that could easily become your grave if the 21 year old stoner “safety inspector” called Cory failed to do his job properly that morning? Well, do we have the park for you!

Closed because of deaths and then reopened to more deaths and possibly worse, this Action Park commercial that we watched on loop probably does as good a job as any gruesome news story of dissuading visitors from coming.

Aaron Littleton hosts and fails at boating safety. John Hurst co-hosts and gives up caffeine.

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Don’t feel down, little green man! You can do this! Yes you can! You’re my strong little green man with a purple hat and a towel around your neck! Chin up little guy! Yes, chin up!

A boost for everyone’s psyche, this week, we watched a clip from Dragon Ball Z where Piccolo feels pretty good. Check it out here!

John Hurst hosts this week and outlaws towels. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and wears two shirts!

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The Sonic wars almost escalated into a third week. Thankfully, a deal was reached and the armistice was signed between the two hosts. The mutual ground to sign such a treaty? A minor Sci-Fi TV series that noone can actually remember what it was about. Only that they quested in the sea a lot and there was a dolphin that can communicate with humans. But is there a tragic backstory behind this dolphin? There’s always a tragic backstory in sci-fi. Isn’t it time that the dolphins got their fair, tragic take? Join us as we weave a tale about a hero turn villain, Big Bad Daddy Flips.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is not about to go into that Sonic loop again. John Hurst is your co-host and RIDES OR DIES WITH THE DOLPHINS.

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TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH BACKWARDS TEETH (HTEET)

Revenge is a messy business, particularly when your plan of revenge is to just play the trailer we watched last week in reverse so we can talk about TEETH some more. Why can’t we just have more TEETH? Don’t you enjoy TEETH? Try some today!

John Hurst is your TEETH and doesn’t want his second pair of eyeballs to grow in. Aaron Littleton is your CO-TEETH and helps Sonic turn the lights on.

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Sure, you’ve watched the trailer yourself. Sure, you’ve watched about a dozen YouTube reactions to the trailer. Sure, you’ve read about a hundred mid-brow thinkpieces about how the YouTube reaction videos to the trailer are contributing to a culture of hedgehog fastness disparity, or like, something.

Well now you’re going to listen to US watch that same damned Sonic the Hedgehog trailer on loop ALL BECAUSE John couldn’t keep his yap shut. This is happening. This is real.

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and has his duties TRAMPLED UPON. John Hurst co-hosts and STICKS HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG.

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You’re about to buy an energy drink and suddenly, woo! A flash of light, the smell of vitamins and there he is: Ric Flair. He’s got a possibly-opened bottle of Fuel In A Bottle energy drink and he’s forcing it into your hand. Now he’s taking your wallet and teleporting away, leaving a puff of smoke and lots of questions. In the distance you hear a last, lonely “Woo!”.

This week we watched the Ric Flair Fuel In A Bottle Energy Commercial. Watch it and get robbed!

John Hurst hosts and takes some vitamins. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and listens to a patriotic song.

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Somewhere deep in what looks like a strip mall in Orlando, there is a hallway. It is primarily beige, an unremarkable place with flecked vinyl tiles on the floor. In the hall there is a doorway, also beige, also unremarkable. There is no sign on the door, no number. If you ask one of the building’s few employees about the door, they’ll tell you they don’t know what’s in there. They don’t have the key. No one has they key, they’ll tell you. They just leave the door alone. It’s not their problem, and it shouldn’t be yours either. Please leave.

Yet, if you press your ear against the door you can hear something like breathing. Wait long enough and maybe, just maybe, you’ll hear a throaty “Oh yeeeah”.

We watched a temple run from Legends of the Hidden Temple this week! Put the monkey together and join us!

Aaron Littleton hosts and wears weird yellow pants! John Hurst co-hosts and gets busted down to the Blue Barracudas.

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The Double Cheeseburger! It’s back! It’s back! Tell the world! Ninety-nine cents only! Your joy is now complete! For one penny less than a dollar you can get two patties with cheese! Commodity prices are low! So is the price on your life!

This week, we watched a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger commercial on loop. It’s back!

John Hurst hosts and eats hamburgers for America. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and doesn’t want your number.

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Who is the Boss? Is it Angela (Judith Light), who works as an advertising executive and exhibiting the sheer raw power of 80s Shoulder Pads to a devastating level? Is it Tony Danza, who is just playing a character named Tony in the show and didn’t have the time in his stardom to learn a second name? Is it Alyssa Milano’s character, who is definitely plotting to escape this sitcom dimension? It it producer Bud Wiser, power hungry from the magic from his bag of insane contracts? Is it Ross, the Boss who owns the “Ross the Boss” Hair Care Franchise  that populates strip malls across America? Or is it, as we all suspected, the Ninth Dimensional Being?

Folks, maybe it’s all of the above. We’re looping the Who’s The Boss Theme. Join us, won’t you?

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In the early days of the web, well, the mid-early days, er, maybe the silver age? Screw it, let’s call it the proto-Attitude era of the web, this was a cartoon that was on it. It looped when you watched it. We liked it. We may have even recorded it on VHS.

This week we watched the Badgers flash video from Weebl’s Stuff, except from YouTube.

John Hurst hosts and gets on Web TV. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and tapes the D-Pad down.

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