Virgo Season

Hey fam! Welcome back to Virgo Season! So, about this week… technology decided to humble us. Our original episode? Poof. Gone like your ex when the rent’s due. But because we love y’all too much to ghost you, we put together this quick little something to keep you entertained. It’s that Virgo spice you crave!

Damn, Gina

We’re taking a moment to laugh through the chaos, talk about the universe’s sense of humor, and sprinkle in a little something unexpected—just for you. Think of this as a teaser while we gear up to bring you the full show next week.

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Bigger, better, and definitely more prepared (probably). Thanks for riding with us through this little plot twist—we’ve got so much good stuff in the works, and we can’t wait to share it with you next week!

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00:00 Theme Music

00:05 Intro & Disclaimer

02:03 Dad Joke Compilation

01:28:11 Outro & Where To Find Us

We’re closing out 2024 with all the laughter, mess, and cultural drama you can handle! This week on Virgo Season, Ryan and Joyhdae dive headfirst into family antics, viral moments, and the wildest stories of the year.
Here’s what’s on the menu:
•    Ryan’s Observations: Ryan is back with his legendary takes, and let’s just say… he’s outdone himself this time. Whether it’s genius or chaos, you’ll have to decide.
•    Thanksgiving Shenanigans: From Balenciaga sweaters to wine-drunk cousins, we’re recapping the Black family drama that makes the holidays unforgettable.
•    Am I The Asshole?: An 18-year-old says “no thanks” to reconnecting with her dad’s side of the family after years of rejection. We talk boundaries, choosing peace, and why this is the season of unapologetic “nope!”
Pop Culture & Drama:
•    Kendrick Lamar’s Cultural Takeover: A week after his album drop, Kendrick is still breaking charts and the internet. We dissect his viral “MUSTARD!” moment, the genius of his Squabble Up video, and why the Super Bowl is about to be his ultimate mic drop.
•    Drake’s Legal Whining: Drake claims Kendrick’s streaming numbers are a scam and petitions Universal Music Group to investigate. Is this a strategic move or just Drake being his usual messy self? Spoiler: It’s giving “sore loser.”•    Jaleel White’s Corny Revelations: Turns out, Steve Urkel wasn’t just a role—it was a lifestyle. We break down the wildest tidbits from Jaleel’s new book, where he explains why Hollywood isn’t exactly calling him back.
•    Donald Trump’s Latest Dodge: Trump’s charges are dismissed again, proving once more that mediocre white men never miss a cheat code.
PSA of the Week:
Do Not Interview Katt Williams in 2025. After setting the entertainment world on fire in 2024, we’re begging the media to let this man rest. The chaos has been unmatched.
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Engage with us:
What’s your take on Jaleel White’s corniness, Kendrick vs. Drake, and Katt Williams’ unmatched chaos? Hit us up on social media, share your thoughts, and don’t forget to subscribe and review. This episode is packed with enough laughs and drama to hold you over until January 13th. Let’s go!
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Observations
01:27 Joyhdae's Super Radom!
03:15 Vibe Check
04:55 Giving Thanks!
09:04 Merch
11:04 AITA
16:51 Coco Jones Is A Vibe
18:27 Holiday Photo-Gate
22:39 The Virgos's Take On Kendrick Lamar 's GNX
39:01 Wayne vs Kendrick?
41:48 Drake Is Taking It To The Courts!
50:33 Trey Songz Gotta Pay Up!
52:41 Donald Trump Is Above The Law
58:46 Jaleel White Is Telling All And We Don't Care
01:07:22 Don't Do It!
01:09:41 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:14:38 Find Us On All The Things!
01:16:32 One More For The Road...
01:17:12 Outro

 It’s Almost Break Time! 
We’re down to the second-to-last episode of the year, and Ryan and Joyhdae are leaving it all on the podcast table! Tune in for this week’s wild ride featuring laughs, hot takes, and unexpected drama:
 Daylight saving time beef: Why does it feel like midnight all day, and who’s the real villain here?
 Aliens underwater?! UFOs transitioning from sky to sea? The government says yes, and Ryan has thoughts.
 Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul: Was it a fight or a glorified money grab? Let’s break it all down.
 Jussie Smollett’s overturned conviction: Comeback energy or time to move on?
 Art or absurdity? A banana duct-taped to a wall just sold for $6.2 million. What are we doing, Earth?!
 Kendrick Lamar’s surprise album: Kenny’s not just back—he’s calling out names, taking aim at the rap game, and reminding Drake why he’s that guy. Full breakdown coming next week!
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 Engage with us!
• Are aliens avoiding us because Earth is too ghetto?
• Would you pay $6.2 million for “conceptual art”?
• And seriously, how does Jake Paul keep pulling off these “wins”?
 Mark your calendars! Next week is the FINAL episode of the year before we’re back on January 13th. Don’t miss it!
 Like, subscribe, and drop your hot takes in the comments below! We just might feature them next time.

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00:00 Intro
00:05 Opening Statements & An Announcement
02:53 Vibe Check
07:06 AITA
12:41 I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But...
14:01 Aliens In The Water
20:45 AI Jesus
25:59 Jussie Smollett...You Know What...Nevermind
28:16 A Minor Story About Jonathan
31:46 Lil Babies Go To Harvard
38:24 The $6.2M Banana
45:11 Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul vs Paycheck
52:39 Kendrick Lamar Is Not Like...ANYBODY!
59:22 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:02:34 Find Us On All The Things!
01:03:56 One More For The Road!
01:04:13 Outro

This week on Virgo Season, we’re coming in hot with outrageous opinions, legendary Hollywood flexes, and jaw-dropping stories that’ll have you hollering all week. Trust us—this episode is pure gold.
Here’s what’s poppin’:
• The R&B Legend Debate: Joyhdae kicks things off with a wild confession about an iconic R&B crooner. This artist’s smooth vocals have been the soundtrack to countless love stories, but are they actually… boring? Buckle up, because this take is spicier than you think.
• Denzel Washington is That Guy: From rocking dad fits at Gladiator 2 premieres to casually dropping that he’s in Black Panther 3, Denzel’s unbothered energy is unmatched. Forget People Magazine—Denzel is our permanent “Sexiest Man Alive.”
• Who Approved Jim from The Office?: Speaking of People, John Krasinski’s win has fans scratching their heads. We break down why legends like Method Man and Denzel are always the real MVPs.
• Breaking Up Over MAGA: In this week’s “Am I the Asshole,” a nurse calls off her engagement after her fiancé reveals his political colors. Can love survive political clashes, or is this the ultimate dealbreaker?
• Ryan’s Ninja Warrior Fail: Ever seen a grown man launch himself into a foam pit, only to lose his Adidas socks and half his skin? Ryan’s ninja dreams didn’t go as planned, and he’s here to give you the play-by-play.
• Elon Musk’s Latest Circus: Trump just tapped Elon to run the Department of Government Efficiency (yes, that’s a thing). Is this a tech revolution or another disaster? Oh, and Dogecoin fans, you’ll want to tune in.
• Tyson vs. Paul: Clash of Titans: Mike Tyson is stepping into the ring with Jake Paul, and we’ve got thoughts. Will Tyson unleash his legendary fury, or is this another rigged spectacle? We’re calling it now—you won’t believe how this could go down.
And of course, we’re unpacking the Dearborn political drama and the great Twitter exodus to BlueSky.
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Let’s Hear It From You!
Which R&B legend do you think we’re talking about? Should Denzel get his own “Sexiest Man Alive” lifetime achievement award? And who are you rooting for in the Tyson-Paul showdown? Drop your thoughts in the comments, like, subscribe, and tell a friend to join the party.
Turn on those notifications and buckle up—Virgo Season is in full effect!
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Joyhdae's Hot Take...Who Asked...?!
02:21 People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2024
04:57 AITA & More...
11:58 Ninja, Is You Good?!  Ryan's Not OK
16:59 Voter's Remorse
24:31 Waka Flocka's Upset
29:34 DOGE: Department Of Government Efficiency...?!
32:12 The Rise of BlueSky
34:28 Trump's Appointments
36:08 Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
43:10 Somebody Come Get Ray J
48:12 Denzel Needs A Muzzle...LOL
51:31 Holiday Photos
52:54 Haul-Up-In-Yo-Business
54:31 Corey Holcomb...No Witty Title...Move On...Nothing To See Here
57:51 Joyhdae's PSA for 2025
58:38 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:02:14 Find Us On All The Things!
01:03:13 One More For The Road!
01:03:43 Outro

The Results Are In: 2024 Election Fallout, Halle Bailey & DDG Drama, and Viral Scandals | Virgo Season Podcast
The 2024 U.S. election results have shaken the nation, and Ryan and Joyhdae are here to break down all the drama. From sleepless nights to emotional therapy sessions, we’re diving deep into what this means for America’s future. Plus, Ryan’s daughter has a viral-worthy reaction that sums up the post-election mood.
But that’s just the start:
• Halle Bailey & DDG’s Breakup Drama: The fan-favorite couple has called it quits. We discuss their co-parenting journey and why Halle is furious over DDG bringing their baby on Kai Cenat’s chaotic live stream.
• Lil Weezyana: Is the rap legend ready for halftime, or is the NFL right to keep him off the stage? Let’s debate.
• Drake vs. DeMar DeRozan: From courtside pettiness to IG subs, Drake’s beef game is strong—but is DeRozan having the last laugh?
• Young Thug’s Shocking Plea Deal: He’s out of jail, but on strict probation for 15 years. Can Thugger really stay out of trouble?
• Messy Boots: Love triangles, rogue razor blades, and explosive secrets—these wild stories will leave you speechless.
And of course, we pay tribute to Quincy Jones, the legendary producer who shaped modern music. From Michael Jackson’s Thriller to unfiltered industry truths, we reflect on his unmatched legacy. 
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 Don’t miss this must-watch episode! Like, comment, and subscribe to join the conversation. What do you think about Halle Bailey and DDG’s split, and should Lil Wayne headline the Super Bowl? We want to hear from you!
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Opening Remarks
01:07 The Election...
20:14 Tone Change: Dad Joke
20:35 AITA
26:41 Quincy Jones, The Legend!
33:31 Another One...
34:12 More Halle Bailey & DDG Drama
37:41 Lil Weezyana
43:13 Drake vs DeMar DeRozen
48:25 Young Thug Is Free...???
51:36 Grammy Nominations Are Out
56:34 Joyhdae (Don't ) Be Knowin'
59:07 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:02:57 Find Us On All The Things!
01:03:51 One More For The Road...
01:04:22 Outro

In Episode 121, Ryan and Joyhdae serve up the tea and the laughs, covering everything from viral Halloween costumes to political side-eye, celebrity lawsuits, and Hollywood absurdity. Plus, they’ve got an important PSA about getting out to vote on Tuesday. Join them as they break down this week’s wildest stories, plus a jaw-dropping AITA that you won’t see coming.
Episode Highlights:
DJ Envy’s “Lil’ Kim” Halloween Backlash – DJ Envy’s daughter went as Lil’ Kim for Halloween, seashell pasty and all, and social media has thoughts (a lot of thoughts). Ryan and Joyhdae break down the online roasting and debate if some costumes should stay in the grown-up zone.
Rudy Giuliani’s $148M “Everything Must Go” Judgment – Rudy Giuliani is having a massive “yard sale” to pay off a defamation judgment. We’re talking apartments, Rolexes, sports memorabilia—the works! Ryan and Joyhdae dish on what this means for the former mayor and whether he’ll finally let go of his Yankees memorabilia.
Election 2024: Rally Roasts, Early Voting Drama, and Why Voting Matters – Kamala Harris drew a record crowd at her rally focused on unity, while Trump’s MSG rally sparked backlash with inflammatory comments from his guest speakers. The hosts analyze how these high-stakes rallies are impacting the election landscape and close with a PSA: Get out and vote on Tuesday! Every vote counts, so make your voice heard.
Megan Thee Stallion Sues Blogger Milagro Gramz – Megan is not playing! She’s suing blogger Milagro Gramz for harassment, deepfakes, and plain-old lies. Joyhdae and Ryan spill on this lawsuit and what it could mean for bloggers who think they’re untouchable.
Tamron Hall and Trump Affair Rumors – Just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, rumors about an affair between Trump and journalist Tamron Hall resurface. The hosts give their take on this “breaking” news and discuss why some stories might be better left to internet fanfic.
The Tom Cruise Fish Mystery – The internet is spiraling over rumors that Tom Cruise has a thing with raw fish (yes, you read that right). Ryan and Joyhdae explore how a story this weird even gets started and what Tom’s silence really says.
Shaq and Angel Reese’s Interview – Oops, Shaq Did it Again – Shaq put his foot in his mouth again, suggesting WNBA star Angel Reese should wear more “revealing” outfits to boost merch sales. The hosts discuss where the line is with mentorship and why respecting younger athletes’ boundaries matters.
New York Liberty’s Historic WNBA Championship Parade – The New York Liberty have won their first WNBA Championship, and NYC celebrated with a full-on ticker-tape parade! Joyhdae and Ryan cheer on the Liberty’s big moment and why this is huge for women’s sports.
The Wild AITA of the Week – This week’s AITA takes things to a whole new level! Ryan and Joyhdae tackle a jaw-dropping story that had them questioning everything. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this one!
This episode is spilling over with wild stories, belly laughs, and hot takes. Tune in, subscribe, and join the convo in the comments – it’s Virgo Season, and don’t forget to make your voice heard by voting on Tuesday!
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Vibe Check
03:28 Marker
04:53 Addressing Last Week...
05:50 Gratitude
06:29 AITA
06:59 AITA Interruption: Recommendations?
08:04 Back To The AITA...
18:46 DJ Envy...Is You OK???
24:01 Come Up Off All Yo Things, Rudy Giuliani!
30:49 The Early Voting Numbers Look Good!
31:52 Trump's MSG Rally
39:38 Kamala's Rally
43:28 Now...Tamron, Girl...
48:14 "Dat Bass Tho..."...Tom Cruise...Is you...?...Nevermind!
51:22 Leave Megan Thee Stallion Alone!
57:26 Shaq Is No Angel!
01:00:31 New York's Wins & Losses (Ellie We Up!!!)
01:04:44 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:08:07 Find Us On All The Things!
01:09:00 One More For The Road...
01:09:23 Outro

Heads up! There won’t be a new episode next week because Joyhdae is busy with “adulting” duties, but don’t worry—we’ve packed this episode with enough laughs and drama to hold you over!
This week on Virgo Season, we’re addressing the elephant in the room—Joyhdae’s unexpected cold sore and her hilarious plea to Mother Nature. After a quick update on the woes of getting older, Ryan shares his latest discovery about Tesla’s futuristic reveals, including robo-taxis and humanoid robots, which have tech lovers buzzing. But there’s drama—Elon Musk is facing plagiarism accusations, and Tesla’s stock tanked right after the event. Is Musk a tech genius, or is this all hype?
Next, we recap the 2024 BET Hip-Hop Awards, where Kendrick Lamar stole the show with 8 wins, including Hip-Hop Artist of the Year and Song of the Year for "Not Like Us." Glorilla and Big Boogie rocked the stage with their performance of "Bop!"—easily the best of the night. And then there’s Nicki Minaj, whose Pink Friday 2 took home Hip-Hop Album of the Year. But should Megan Thee Stallion’s viral hit, as Joyhdae calls it "Watashi Wastar" have taken the crown instead? We dive into the debate.
Speaking of hip-hop, J. Cole surprised everyone by dropping "Port Antonio," a response track amid the Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake tension. We discuss whether Cole should have stayed out of it or if his bars are a necessary addition to the conversation.
Then we shift gears to some podcast drama: ShxtsNGigs came under fire after failing to defend Black women during a controversial appearance on another show. The backlash has been real, but is their apology enough to regain trust?
Things also got heated when TI, Young Dro, and K-Dubb appeared on The Breakfast Club. K-Dubb’s laughter during Dro’s serious story about addiction led to a tense moment where Dro almost threw hands. We break down why this moment hit hard and the importance of respecting vulnerability.
And finally, we talk about the viral story of 8-year-old Zoe, who drove her mom’s car to Target for a $400 shopping spree. With the family dog in tow, Zoe’s adventure has everyone laughing, but there’s also a lesson here—maybe. We’re talking pure Black excellence!
Plus, Kamala Harris’ new opportunity agenda for Black men is stirring conversations, but why are some still leaning toward Trump? We unpack the confusion and debate what’s really behind these political divides.
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00:00 Joyhdae's Cold Open...
02:57 Supporter Shout Out
03:39 Vibe Check
06:31 Elon Musk Is At It Again
15:29 Music Recommendation Update & Fun Fact!
18:31 Words Aren't Dull...They Mean Things...And Are Fun!
20:19 Does Ryan Still Have "It"?
21:54 The 2024 BET Hip-Hop Awards Rundown
29:21 ShxtsNGigs Are Giggling Less...
40:00 Kamala Harris' Agenda For Black Men
50:27 Meg Tells It In Her Own Words
52:57 J Cole Re-Inserts Himself Into The Beef...
57:14 The Breakfast Club's Sobriety Brawl?
01:00:34 Joy Ride!
01:05:34 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:09:01 Find Us On All The Things!
01:09:21 Joyhdae's Message About The Next Episode
01:09:51 Find Us On More Things!
01:10:18 One Last One For The Road
01:10:47 Outro

Ryan’s officially been OUTSIDE! This episode kicks off with Ryan sharing his latest adventures in NYC—he attended a Beyoncé listening event, hung out at Madison Square Garden, and caught the Knicks and Liberty in action. The city is electric with sports energy as the Liberty fight for a WNBA championship, and both the Mets and Yankees are looking to set up a potential Subway Series. Ryan’s excitement is off the charts, and he’s got all the details on why New York is about to hit pandemonium levels!
Next, Ryan opens up about a hilarious therapy session where his therapist called him an “old man.” Is Ryan really stepping into his "old man era"? Joyhdae has thoughts, and the two dive into how aging sneaks up on you and how therapy can bring unexpected moments of self-discovery. From reflecting on his habits to embracing his new "vibes," Ryan’s figuring out how to balance wisdom with staying outside!
This week's “Am I the Asshole?” segment features one of the most jaw-dropping listener submissions yet. Betrayal, family drama, and a shocking discovery leave both Ryan and Joyhdae speechless. You won’t want to miss their reactions to this intense situation.
On the music front, Ryan’s been vibing to Samara Joy’s new album Portrait, and he’s fully in his feelings. Meanwhile, Joyhdae is hyped about Gloria Hallelujah's latest project, bringing the energy and confidence to match her vibe. The duo also dive into how music can be a powerful tool for emotional release and creativity.
But it wouldn’t be Virgo Season without some messy pop culture talk! Jaguar Wright and Orlando Brown are back, making headlines again with their latest wild podcast appearance. Ryan and Joyhdae break down their outrageous claims and question why these two keep getting platforms. From conspiracy theories to shocking accusations, it’s a chaotic ride.
We also dive into the drama between Halle Bailey and DDG, who recently called it quits. What’s really going on? Joyhdae gives her take on why DDG keeps making headlines for the wrong reasons and why his recent comments about 9-to-5 workers sparked controversy. Is everyone meant to be a boss, or is hustle culture pushing unrealistic expectations?
Speaking of controversy, Pastor Keion Henderson stirred things up with a recent sermon claiming that giving to the poor doesn’t lead to blessings, only tithing to the church does. Ryan and Joyhdae don’t hold back in this heated discussion about faith, community, and the true meaning of giving.
In fashion news, the 2025 Met Gala has announced its theme, and it’s all about celebrating Black excellence in fashion! With a theme centered on “Superfine Tailoring: Black Style”, this year’s Met Gala will highlight Black dandyism and its influence on global trends. Ryan and Joyhdae share their thoughts on what we can expect, the impact of Black designers, and who will show up and show out on the red carpet. Will we see true tributes to Black culture, or will some celebrities totally miss the mark?
Finally, the episode wraps up with the classic dad joke showdown. Who’s bringing the best (or worst) puns this week? Stick around for some laughs!
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Vibe Check & Jokes
05:02 Angel & Demon Time Recommendations
09:28 AITA
22:15 Jaguar Wright & Orlando Brown Take The Media...
31:27 Piers Morgan Apologizes To The Carters
37:10 Halle Bailey & DDG Break Up
44:01 Joyhdae is Getting Better At This...
45:41 Pastor Keion Henderson Doesn't Like Us!
50:39 Thoughts On 2025's MET Gala Theme
59:50 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:02:45 Find Us On All The Things! (Also...MERCH, MERCH, MERCH!!!)
01:04:10 One More For The Road...
01:04:59 Outro

Last week had everyone buzzing, so Joyhdae is back with another wild question to stir things up! This episode starts off with a hilarious dad joke that’s too good to miss and quickly dives into juicy discussions.
Ryan revisits some controversial comments from last week, apologizes (sort of), and calls out the silent listeners who don’t show love. If you’re one of those secret fans, make sure to let him know! Plus, shoutout to all of you following Ryan’s advice—grandma subscriptions are on the rise, and we’ve got the stories to prove it!
This week’s hot topic: Is R. Kelly the “R” in R&B? Joyhdae and Ryan debate Jermaine Dupri’s controversial statement and discuss who really deserves that title if you take out legends like Michael Jackson, Prince, and Beyoncé. Who’s your pick?
We also give a shady update on NYC Mayor Eric Adams—let’s just say his phone passcode situation has some people (FBI?) frustrated.
Then, it’s time to get messy: Cardi B vs. Offset, Jaguar Wright’s explosive claims against Diddy and Jay-Z, and why Lauryn Hill may have left Pras out of the Fugees money. Plus, we touch on the heartbreaking family drama surrounding John Amos, whose children weren’t even informed of his death until months later.
Finally, we dive into a serious but entertaining topic: Therians—people who identify spiritually with animals. How would Ryan handle it if one of his daughters said she’s a wolf? Spoiler: it involves some jokes, patience, and a lot of parenting wisdom.
And of course, stick around for the ultimate dad joke showdown at the end. You won’t want to miss it!

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00:00 Intro
00:05 An Auntie Joke and an Apology
01:40 Unexpected Fans
05:41 Addressing Criticism and Staying True
09:49 Eric Adams Update
13:32 Vibe Check
16:16 Jermaine Dupri's Controversial Claims in Music
19:13 The R&B Debate: Who Are the Real Icons?
23:16 Jaguar Wright's Allegations and Industry Secrets
34:50 Cardi B's Relationship Drama Unfolds
42:20 The Fugees' Legal Battle: Pras vs. Lauryn Hill
48:12 John Amos’ Tragic Family Drama
52:46 Therians: Exploring Unique Identities
01:03:31 Halloween Plans???
01:04:23 Dad Jokes
01:07:42 One More For The Road...
01:08:15 Outro

The Virgo Season duo is back, and they’re kicking off Episode 117 with a bang! This week, Joyhdae and Ryan dive into the massive news that NYC Mayor Eric Adams is facing federal charges, and Joyhdae has receipts—she predicted this downfall long ago! Is Adams really a Virgo? Joyhdae doesn’t think so, and she’s got some hilarious takes on why the stars must be wrong about him. One thing’s for sure, NYC is in for a wild ride, and the duo is here to break it all down.
Next, the conversation gets spicy as Diddy is at the center of major legal trouble. With serious accusations of racketeering, sex trafficking, and that infamous stash of 1,000 bottles of baby oil, the internet is buzzing. But here’s the thing—y’all need to stop listening to Jaguar Wright! Joyhdae is over it and breaks down why this unhinged conspiracy theorist needs to be off your radar. With wild rumors flying left and right, the Virgo Season crew digs into what’s really going on with Diddy, why people need to stop chasing clout, and how to separate fact from fiction.
And then, it gets even messier when they unpack Janet Jackson’s controversial comments questioning Kamala Harris’s racial identity. Joyhdae sets the record straight about Kamala’s heritage and addresses why Janet might want to sit this one out—after all, when you’ve got Hollywood-level plastic surgery and confusion within your own family, you’re not exactly the expert on race.
Meanwhile, Ryan recaps his luxurious solo birthday vacation in the Caribbean, complete with oceanfront views, a personal butler, and trying sushi for the first time—because why not? Despite his initial reluctance as a Virgo, Ryan went all in on relaxation mode, and let’s just say the moonlit beach vibes set the tone for an epic trip. Plus, the trip came with a surprise gift from Joyhdae: a bottle of Beyoncé’s Sir Davis whiskey, and the crew may or may not be getting a little tipsy on air.
And the moment everyone’s been waiting for... Virgo Season merch is officially here! Ryan and Joyhdae debut their exclusive merch, showing off a sleek new color map tee that gives serious style vibes without screaming podcast promo. Ryan was in his bag designing this one, and they’ve got the perfect catchphrase on the back: “Don’t Play Me, Play Lotto.” Get ready to cop yours—they’ll definitely be the talk of your wardrobe!
Finally, it wouldn’t be Virgo Season without some laughs. Joyhdae and Ryan wrap up the episode with some hilarious jokes, personal stories, and more chaos, all while riding the buzz from Joyhdae’s whiskey-fueled birthday gift.
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Vibe Check
06:21 The Merch
10:00 Call Me SIR
13:35 Joyhdae Has Been Indicted...I mean...Vindicated
31:05 Pee Did He?
31:36 More on Eric Adams...
33:29 Did He Do It...?
40:26 Rameek Mill Has $100K For You!
43:00 Killer Mosquitos
45:31 "They" Told Janet Jackson Something...
52:30 Miss Me With All That!
53:12 Dad & Auntie Jokes
56:50 Find Us On All The Things!
57:40 One More For The Road...
57:55 Outro